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i prayer this whole forum can go to hell and burn with satan.
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what the heck does that mean? are you a retard? we get a lot of retards here... are you a retard?I prayer
you have to pray to a specific god and demand specific punishments.. noobie...
I pray that Odin confuses you so you know your sister carnally and eat sausage made from your father's flesh.
now that is how you do it.. dope.I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones! -
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I find it sad your only insults are the same ones over and over.
Grow Up.Comment
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Listen genius. Starfinder and I aren't exactly pals. He's not even a Christian and even he thinks you are a moron.Originally posted by Niflheim View Post
I take it you're not here for a free PS3?Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Why do so many trolls assume that because we are Christians that we are ignorant about other religions? Studies of the unsaved and hell-bound trash were parts of my theology degree.Originally posted by Niflheim View Post
1. Why do you enter a Christian forum with a heathen profile name
, which refers to the Norse mythological realm of the dead, as described by the sagas Gylfaginning and Hrafnagaldr Óðins? 
2. Assuming that you are unsaved heathen scum
, why then do you refer to hell and satan, which is a place and a demonic being, that heathens don't believe in?
3. If you 'prayer', which I take for 'pray' (checking your grammar is not that hard), to any god except for; God the Father, Jesus and or the Holy Spirit, you are not welcome here.
Even Starfinder, whose religious tradition is based around banging two rocks together, makes more sense than you.
Joshua 24:15
And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.Comment
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I counter your demonic prayer with one of my own!Originally posted by Niflheim View Post
Father,
In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my family and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!
Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.
In Jesus name I pray..
Amen
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Another threat by corporate America! It's not bad enough that Apple Computers started trying to take over the P.C. market, (they failed) and then the wireless telephone market, (they got closer there), now they are trying to take over the Religious sector as well!
Damn them!
There is no telling what their next iDea will be!
Is the iPotty next?
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Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
Sir Levi, I would like to know how to get a free PS3?
For my brothers![B]Proverbs 1:7 (KJV)[/B]
[SIZE=3]The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.[/SIZE]Comment
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I'm glad you asked, young lady.Originally posted by Girl For God View PostSir Levi, I would like to know how to get a free PS3?
For my brothers!
ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Originally posted by Niflheim View Post
I am still really new here and not sure what your getting at..... Are you inviting us to a BBQ?
Shall I bring the pie?
Norah
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Dear Sister Dint,Originally posted by Norah Dint View PostI am still really new here and not sure what your getting at..... Are you inviting us to a BBQ?
Shall I bring the pie?
Norah
it is regretful that you were subjected to such filth. The original poster was not inviting you to a Bar-b-que. I am unable, nay unwilling to explain these venomous words to you. I shall ask you to have your husband determine if you should be given understanding of these words.
I hope that the orignial poster suffers the full wrath of the one true God for attacking Sister Dint with such vulgarities.
KJV 1611, Exodus 21:17 "And he that curseth his father, or his mother, shall
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The Pastor wasn't glad I asked, I got in trouble for some reasonOriginally posted by Levi Jones View Post
[B]Proverbs 1:7 (KJV)[/B]
[SIZE=3]The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.[/SIZE]Comment
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