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    EMERGENCY PRAYERS NEEDED FOR GWB!!

    Attention all Payer Warriors!

    Our Godly President has been poisoned by the krauts while leading the G-8 Conference. This story could get worse quickly! And we certainly want to avoid a replay of the incident that happened to GWB Sr. during that unfortunate State Dinner with the king of the chinks a few years ago....
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
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    Re: EMERGENCY PRAYERS NEEDED FOR GWB!!

    He was in Prague a couple days ago. I got to see him from a few meters away. I swooned with joy at his energy. It was like a glimpse of God. I am truely a lucky man. I am praying now for his health.
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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      Re: EMERGENCY PRAYERS NEEDED FOR GWB!!

      You did read the part where it says it isn't a serious illness, didn't you, Zeke?
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      Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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        Re: EMERGENCY PRAYERS NEEDED FOR GWB!!

        Hmmm. Is there any coincidence that this happened the day after communo-hippies were allowed by their buttbuddies in the limp-wristed Euro Police to get right up to the gates of the summit? Frankly, I'd challenge anyone within 1000 yards of that many hippies to not be physically sick.
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          Re: EMERGENCY PRAYERS NEEDED FOR GWB!!

          Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
          He was in Prague a couple days ago. I got to see him from a few meters away. I swooned with joy at his energy. It was like a glimpse of God. I am truely a lucky man. I am praying now for his health.
          *Giggles* I love it when you TC's slip and start speaking proper English! It's spelled incorrectly, but I can forgive you that.
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            Re: EMERGENCY PRAYERS NEEDED FOR GWB!!

            Originally posted by Undecided View Post
            *Giggles* I love it when you TC's slip and start speaking proper English! It's spelled incorrectly, but I can forgive you that.
            Brother Eliot has put his entire life on hold so he can witness to unSaved Euroscum, and all you can do is mock him for one little slip? He has to speak to them in their own language until they are saved, so he has become used to throwing metrics around, but trust me, once saved they start using Godly American measurements.

            Now if you'll excuse me, our President needs my prayers...
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