[Five Year Old Girl]

Re: Pray for Rachael

Oh Pwease Jeevus, pwease heop thuh bad wicker lady ta' not eat babies no more. Then maybe, she kin like not be mean ta' cats no more too.

[Seeker]

Re: Pray for Rachael

Is not your foul religion a "fertility" religion. Are you not suppose to breed for your goddess. You come in here crying about our blessed savior, but you are ignorant about your own. Or maybe you are just ignorant.

You had to be really searching for something to say to bump this old thread.

[lord warrior]

Re: Pray for Rachael

Hmm....well....why would I wish to make someone happy if I don't believe in them? The condo in Florida idea works better for me. Although, 10 babies could be 10 condos if they were all rich.

P.S. I'm Pagan, not Wiccan.

Is not your foul religion a "fertility" religion. Are you not suppose to breed for your goddess. You come in here crying about our blessed savior, but you are ignorant about your own. Or maybe you are just ignorant.

[Talitha]

Re: Pray for Rachael

There is no way I'm ever having ten babies! No way, no how. If these gals want to, then they're welcome to. Nope, not for me. They can pray 'til the cows come home, I'm happy being pagan and not having ten babies.

Why not Rachael? You'll still get to live a few more years after the 8th one. Surely you're not THAT selfish?
Having this many Soldiers for Christ marching out of your Womb could increase your chances of spending an Eternity in Heaven. You'll then spend the rest of time with all your Pals from here at Landover, as well as Jesus Christ HIMself!

Of course, the fact that Women don't possess Souls so therefore will not go to Heaven is still unproven.
Worth the risk I think.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Pray for Rachael

=( I wanna be prayed for!

Hey Rachael.

Ten babies is a lot, if there were like ten TC women then that would be like one hundred babies 0.o Damn!

There is no way I'm ever having ten babies! No way, no how. If these gals want to, then they're welcome to. Nope, not for me. They can pray 'til the cows come home, I'm happy being pagan and not having ten babies.

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: Pray for Rachael

Give us one good reason why anyone should waste Jesus' time by praying for you. You are an unrepentant homer and you spew foul language (see above) and God mckery every chance you get.

That shiny Paypal button at the bottom of this page is there for a reason, nancyboy. Hit it!

The paypal button's shiny?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pray for Rachael

P.S. I'm Pagan, not Wiccan.

P.S. All pagan scum are witches, and vice-versa, so get over it.

=( I wanna be prayed for!

Hey Rachael.

Ten babies is a lot, if there were like ten TC women then that would be like one hundred babies 0.o Damn!

Give us one good reason why anyone should waste Jesus' time by praying for you. You are an unrepentant homer and you spew foul language (see above) and God mckery every chance you get.

That shiny Paypal button at the bottom of this page is there for a reason, nancyboy. Hit it!

[Talitha]

Re: Pray for Rachael

=( I wanna be prayed for!

Hey Rachael.

Ten babies is a lot, if there were like ten TC women then that would be like one hundred babies 0.o Damn!

We will Pray for anyone if there is a chance for Salvation.

YES!! PRAISE JESUS!

100 True Christian™ young Soldiers from just 10 Women. One or two of the Women may die giving Birth but It's worth it for Jesus.

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: Pray for Rachael

=( I wanna be prayed for!

Hey Rachael.

Ten babies is a lot, if there were like ten TC women then that would be like one hundred babies 0.o Damn!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Pray for Rachael

SEE!! This is where your Wiccan ways lead you astray.
Having 10 or so Babies is the way to make Jesus happy. He needs all the new young True Christian™ Soldiers we can supply to him.
A bit like George W. Bush only a little Holier

Hmm....well....why would I wish to make someone happy if I don't believe in them? The condo in Florida idea works better for me. Although, 10 babies could be 10 condos if they were all rich.

P.S. I'm Pagan, not Wiccan.

[Talitha]

Re: Pray for Rachael

Growing up to wreck your car, innumberable other things, racking up a huge cost in school, medical, dental etc bills not to mention feeding and clothing them? Then, when one gets old, laying a guilt trip on said offspring in question to buy one a condo in Florida?

SEE!! This is where your Wiccan ways lead you astray.
Having 10 or so Babies is the way to make Jesus happy. He needs all the new young True Christian™ Soldiers we can supply to him.
A bit like George W. Bush only a little Holier

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Pray for Rachael

Rachael, apart from eating them, do you even know what Babies are for?

Growing up to wreck your car, innumberable other things, racking up a huge cost in school, medical, dental etc bills not to mention feeding and clothing them? Then, when one gets old, laying a guilt trip on said offspring in question to buy one a condo in Florida?

[Talitha]

Re: Pray for Rachael

You'll do as Jesus says and you'll like it, witch!

Now run and fetch me a cold beer. Doubletime, girl.

Wow Pastor!
I don't think She's that advanced yet. She'll probably not even bother to open the Bottle for you.

Rachael, apart from eating them, do you even know what Babies are for?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Pray for Rachael

Now run and fetch me a cold beer. Doubletime, girl.

Isn't that Thumper's job?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Pray for Rachael

You'll do as Jesus says and you'll like it, witch!

Or what? According to your beliefs I'm already damned. What, am I going to be double-damned?

Now run and fetch me a cold beer. Doubletime, girl.

All that beer isn't good for you. You'll thank me more in your later years if I don't.