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  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2026
    • 15118

    #16
    Re: Pray for Rachael

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    There is no way I'm ever having ten babies! No way, no how. If these gals want to, then they're welcome to. Nope, not for me. They can pray 'til the cows come home, I'm happy being pagan and not having ten babies.
    Why not Rachael? You'll still get to live a few more years after the 8th one. Surely you're not THAT selfish?
    Having this many Soldiers for Christ marching out of your Womb could increase your chances of spending an Eternity in Heaven. You'll then spend the rest of time with all your Pals from here at Landover, as well as Jesus Christ HIMself!

    Of course, the fact that Women don't possess Souls so therefore will not go to Heaven is still unproven.
    Worth the risk I think.

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • lord warrior
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Sep 2007
      • 406

      #17
      Re: Pray for Rachael

      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
      Hmm....well....why would I wish to make someone happy if I don't believe in them? The condo in Florida idea works better for me. Although, 10 babies could be 10 condos if they were all rich.

      P.S. I'm Pagan, not Wiccan.
      Is not your foul religion a "fertility" religion. Are you not suppose to breed for your goddess. You come in here crying about our blessed savior, but you are ignorant about your own. Or maybe you are just ignorant.

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      • Seeker
        Thank you Pastor Pistle!
        Forum Member
        • Aug 2007
        • 966

        #18
        Re: Pray for Rachael

        Originally posted by lord warrior View Post
        Is not your foul religion a "fertility" religion. Are you not suppose to breed for your goddess. You come in here crying about our blessed savior, but you are ignorant about your own. Or maybe you are just ignorant.
        You had to be really searching for something to say to bump this old thread.
        Last edited by Seeker; 09-19-2007, 04:36 AM.

        If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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        • Five Year Old Girl
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 130

          #19
          Re: Pray for Rachael

          Oh Pwease Jeevus, pwease heop thuh bad wicker lady ta' not eat babies no more. Then maybe, she kin like not be mean ta' cats no more too.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #20
            Re: Pray for Rachael

            Originally posted by Five Year Old Girl View Post
            Oh Pwease Jeevus, pwease heop thuh bad wicker lady ta' not eat babies no more. Then maybe, she kin like not be mean ta' cats no more too.
            That nasty ol' wicker lady eats kitty cats and puppy dogs and even nasty old bugs!

            You stay away from her, and remember anything she tells you is a lie. Only Jesus loves you! Lets hope He doesn't kill you today!
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Brother Guy Bayard
              Anvil of the Antipodes
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2007
              • 1271

              #21
              Re: Pray for Rachael

              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
              There is no way I'm ever having ten babies! No way, no how. If these gals want to, then they're welcome to. Nope, not for me. They can pray 'til the cows come home, I'm happy being pagan and not having ten babies.


              Just curious about "paganism"
              there are a number of definitions , but are quite 'general'. How would you describe your particular brand of Earth worship? How does it differ from Wicca? Do you have deities?
              The reason I ask is you appear to be quite anti-religion and anti-superstition, but align yourself with invisible deities with supernatural powers just like most religions...
              The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
              Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #22
                Re: Pray for Rachael

                Originally posted by Guy View Post
                Just curious about "paganism"
                there are a number of definitions , but are quite 'general'. How would you describe your particular brand of Earth worship? How does it differ from Wicca? Do you have deities?
                The reason I ask is you appear to be quite anti-religion and anti-superstition, but align yourself with invisible deities with supernatural powers just like most religions...
                I can help you out there, friend.

                wiccian=pagan=witch=devil worshiper=satan's tool

                Oh sure, she'll rant and rail and argue with you. But the truth© is the truth©.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Brother Guy Bayard
                  Anvil of the Antipodes
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2007
                  • 1271

                  #23
                  Rachael are these friends of yours?

                  In an attempt to better understand the Pagan psyche, I did a little research and discovered this. If this doesnt scare people away from wickedry and into the arms of Jesus, I don't know what will.
                  Latest news coverage, email, free stock quotes, live scores and video are just the beginning. Discover more every day at Yahoo!


                  Make sure you visit his photo pages. You can even see him marry his male partner in a 'handfast' ceremony. He's also (among other things) a shirley temple impersonator.
                  The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
                  Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #24
                    Re: Rachael are these friends of yours?

                    Originally posted by Guy View Post
                    In an attempt to better understand the Pagan psyche, I did a little research and discovered this. If this doesnt scare people away from wickedry and into the arms of Jesus, I don't know what will.
                    Latest news coverage, email, free stock quotes, live scores and video are just the beginning. Discover more every day at Yahoo!


                    Make sure you visit his photo pages. You can even see him marry his male partner in a 'handfast' ceremony. He's also (among other things) a shirley temple impersonator.
                    That kind of porn shouldn't be posted in god's favorite forum, Mr. Guy. Revolting stuff.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • lord warrior
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 406

                      #25
                      Re: Pray for Rachael

                      He is a satyr witch. Likes to put pictures of half man-half goat on his web page. If that isn't proof of Satan worship, then what is?

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                      • Anna Marie Raven
                        Unsaved trash
                         
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 53

                        #26
                        Re: Pray for Rachael

                        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                        There is no way I'm ever having ten babies! No way, no how. If these gals want to, then they're welcome to. Nope, not for me. They can pray 'til the cows come home, I'm happy being pagan and not having ten babies.
                        Oh child, that's what ma sister said before she was burned to death in a house fire. She lives now like she died (in Hell, BURNING). Repent before the sweet and loving LORD GOD strikes you dead and sends you to hell!!

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                        • Rachael Van Helsing
                          HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 5131

                          #27
                          Re: Pray for Rachael

                          Originally posted by Anna Marie Raven View Post
                          Oh child, that's what ma sister said before she was burned to death in a house fire. She lives now like she died (in Hell, BURNING). Repent before the sweet and loving LORD GOD strikes you dead and sends you to hell!!
                          Damn, you must be really desperate to rant to blow the dust off this old thread.

                          Just curious about "paganism"
                          there are a number of definitions , but are quite 'general'. How would you describe your particular brand of Earth worship? How does it differ from Wicca? Do you have deities?
                          Don't get me started!! Wicca is EXTREMELY different, it is these days very fluffy candles and crystals stuff, a religion invented by a man named Gerald Gardner. Wiccans worship a nameless 'Lord and Lady', rather than various deities.
                          Pagans have much earlier origins, and the practices differ quite a bit from Wicca.
                          Yes, I do have deities.

                          The reason I ask is you appear to be quite anti-religion and anti-superstition, but align yourself with invisible deities with supernatural powers just like most religions...
                          There is a difference between religion and superstition. Some religions are filled with superstition. Superstition is things like 'break a mirror, bad luck', etc etc.
                          I don't believe in blind faith, I and others of the same belief that I know all encourage thinking for oneself, asking questions, making up one's own mind.

                          As to the supernatural bit, I think that a lot of things that people term 'supernatural' are a lot more part of the natural order of things than people realize. Would you call aliens supernatural? Some would, but aliens would just be a biological differentiate. Same as energy acting on different levels than the third dimension, do you follow?

                          I hope that answers your question.

                          In the end, I encourage people to think for themselves, if that path leads someone to be pagan, buddhist, wiccan, atheist, whatever, as long as they are in control of their own lives and not giving all their money, not forcing their beliefs down someone else's throat, and basing personal decision on common sense rather than beliefs, that's what matters, I think.
                          You'll never catch me proselytizing.
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                          Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                          • Miss Maisie
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2007
                            • 1189

                            #28
                            Re: Pray for Rachael

                            I don't understand. All of what y'all said above would suggest you happily worship other idols besides the one True God, isn't that the same as worshipping satan? How is it different?
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                            • lord warrior
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 406

                              #29
                              Re: Pray for Rachael

                              In the end, I encourage people to think for themselves, if that path leads someone to be pagan, buddhist, wiccan, atheist, whatever, as long as they are in control of their own lives and not giving all their money, not forcing their beliefs down someone else's throat, and basing personal decision on common sense rather than beliefs, that's what matters, I think. old
                              You'll never catch me proselytizing.
                              I pray that you come to your senses witch, and realize that Jesus is the only way to avoid the pain of hell's fire. All those other false religions will have there reserved spot in hell with all the other non-beleavers. And it is our true love for you and Christ that we proselytizing and put up with your nonsense. And God has commanded children and women let the men do the thinking for them. And after listening to your drivel in all your post, all I can say is THANK GOD.
                              Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 11-23-2007, 05:54 AM. Reason: clarity

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                              • Brother Guy Bayard
                                Anvil of the Antipodes
                                True Christian™
                                • Jul 2007
                                • 1271

                                #30
                                Re: Pray for Rachael

                                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post

                                You'll never catch me proselytizing.
                                You mean you aren't a prossie? Or do you mean we just won't catch you at it?
                                The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
                                Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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