[Brother Seb]

Re: Pray for Rachael

i beleive these people on the site no absolutely nothing about the bible and thats why they arent true pastors. just wanted to say that

Please try harder to not sound like a 12 year old illiterate if you want people to take you seriously.

"I believe that these people on the site know absolutely nothing about the Bible and that's why they aren't true pastors; I just wanted to say that."

By "these people" I assume you are referring to the True Christians. The True Christian Pastors know the Bible (1611 King James version - The True words of the Lord) and everything that we believe is exactly from the Bible so how can you accuse True Christians of not knowing the Bible? Do you know the Bible son or have you read the bits and pieces that you like? God hates that.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Pray for Rachael

i beleive these people on the site no absolutely nothing about the bible and thats why they arent true pastors. just wanted to say that

Do you have anything, anything at all, to back that wild claim up, or is it just a blind statement of faith, sort of like secularists have in evilution? Have you seen the Bible in a Year forum?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Pray for Rachael

Which "deities" do you worship again? Dagon? The Virgin Mary? A big moo-cow made out of gold? Time to give up that wicker nonsense and accept Christ, girl.

Don't you be picking on the gold moo-cow, mister.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pray for Rachael

Don't you be picking on the gold moo-cow, mister.

Filthy harlot! Do you have ANY idea what God Almighty did to the Israelites for even BRIEFLY worshiping a golden cow?

Exodus 32:19 And it came to pass, as soon as he came nigh unto the camp, that he saw the calf, and the dancing: and Moses' anger waxed hot, and he cast the tables out of his hands, and brake them beneath the mount.
32:20 And he took the calf which they had made, and burnt it in the fire, and ground it to powder, and strawed it upon the water, and made the children of Israel drink of it.
32:21 And Moses said unto Aaron, What did this people unto thee, that thou hast brought so great a sin upon them?
32:22 And Aaron said, Let not the anger of my lord wax hot: thou knowest the people, that they are set on mischief.
32:23 For they said unto me, Make us gods, which shall go before us: for as for this Moses, the man that brought us up out of the land of Egypt, we wot not what is become of him.
32:24 And I said unto them, Whosoever hath any gold, let them break it off. So they gave it me: then I cast it into the fire, and there came out this calf.
32:25 And when Moses saw that the people were naked;
32:26 Then Moses stood in the gate of the camp, and said, Who is on the LORD's side? let him come unto me. And all the sons of Levi gathered themselves together unto him.
32:27 And he said unto them, Thus saith the LORD God of Israel, Put every man his sword by his side, and go in and out from gate to gate throughout the camp, and slay every man his brother, and every man his companion, and every man his neighbour.
32:28 And the children of Levi did according to the word of Moses: and there fell of the people that day about three thousand men.
32:29 For Moses had said, Consecrate yourselves today to the LORD, even every man upon his son, and upon his brother; that he may bestow upon you a blessing this day.
32:30 And it came to pass on the morrow, that Moses said unto the people, Ye have sinned a great sin: and now I will go up unto the LORD; peradventure I shall make an atonement for your sin. Yahweh Relents
32:31 And Moses returned unto the LORD, and said, Oh, this people have sinned a great sin, and have made them gods of gold.
32:32 Yet now, if thou wilt forgive their sin--; and if not, blot me, I pray thee, out of thy book which thou hast written.
32:33 And the LORD said unto Moses, Whosoever hath sinned against me, him will I blot out of my book.
32:34 Therefore now go, lead the people unto the place of which I have spoken unto thee: behold, mine Angel shall go before thee: nevertheless in the day when I visit I will visit their sin upon them.
32:35 And the LORD plagued the people, because they made the calf, which Aaron made.

Unless you want to be "blotted out of God's book", I suggest that you stop dancing skyclad around the golden cow!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Pray for Rachael

Filthy harlot! Do you have ANY idea what God Almighty did to the Israelites for even BRIEFLY worshiping a golden cow?

Good thing I don't place much store by the bible then, isn't it.

Unless you want to be "blotted out of God's book", I suggest that you stop dancing skyclad around the golden cow!

Bah. You're just annoyed that we decided at the last minute not to videotape the skyclad female dancers.

[Shelem]

Re: Pray for Rachael

oh my Rachael, I don't know why you put up with these narrow minded fools
you are truly one of the only intellectual people in this entire forum

good work, your doing a good part by enduring these people
were I wearing a hat I would raise it to you

you know, its people like brother temperance that cause things like my non-conformist Jewish friend getting tied to a chair and being taken to a church while getting beaten and lectured about the "love of Christ"

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Pray for Rachael

Aww, thanks, Shelem. These people may be narrow minded, but they're quite amusing.

[Shelem]

Re: Pray for Rachael

well are not all narrow minded people?
they wish to be devoted servants to their deity yet they all prefer their deity's jester ready for all to see, filled with humor

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Pray for Rachael

oh my Rachael, I don't know why you put up with these narrow minded fools
you are truly one of the only intellectual people in this entire forum

good work, your doing a good part by enduring these people
were I wearing a hat I would raise it to you

you know, its people like brother temperance that cause things like my non-conformist Jewish friend getting tied to a chair and being taken to a church while getting beaten and lectured about the "love of Christ"

I'm sure its been mentioned before, but I am compelled to mention this...LANDOVER BAPTIST CHURCH FORUMS ARE NOT WICCAN PICK UP FORUMS. GO YODEL DOWN CLAM CANYON ELSEWHERE, YOU FILTHY LEZBEAN GOTHTYPES .

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Pray for Rachael

well are not all narrow minded people?
they wish to be devoted servants to their deity yet they all prefer their deity's jester ready for all to see, filled with humor

It says volumes about the bible.....considering pretty much everything they say comes from there.

I'm sure its been mentioned before, but I am compelled to mention this...LANDOVER BAPTIST CHURCH FORUMS ARE NOT WICCAN PICK UP FORUMS. GO YODEL DOWN CLAM CANYON ELSEWHERE, YOU FILTHY LEZBEAN GOTHTYPES .

So replying to someone is considered a pickup now?

[Shelem]

Re: Pray for Rachael

I'm sure its been mentioned before, but I am compelled to mention this...LANDOVER BAPTIST CHURCH FORUMS ARE NOT WICCAN PICK UP FORUMS. GO YODEL DOWN CLAM CANYON ELSEWHERE, YOU FILTHY LEZBEAN GOTHTYPES .

"Brother Guy" I don't really intend on picking anyone up, I'm already taken by a girl with a nice visage. I'm more interested in laughing at the people in this hate site and debating to what is logical and with reason
I do not believe saying that everyone who does not believe in what I believe will burn in a fiery pit of pain and fury since that is illogical and without reason

I have a question
does my debating hurt you that much that the only things you can refer to are pathetic narrow minded slurs?

though good work on guessing I'm a Wiccan Goth, but one thing, I'm Bi
my friend, it is my choice, my choice and freedom, you just cannot accept it. btw its spelt 'Lesbian'

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Pray for Rachael

Don't worry. Over here they consider mere politeness to be a pickup attempt.

[Shelem]

Re: Pray for Rachael

yes, they seem to be etiquette challenged, such a pity since they could be as tolerant and as loving as their god

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Pray for Rachael

That's the scary part. According to the bible, if one reads it cover to cover, they actually *are* as 'tolerant' and 'loving' as the biblical 'god'!

[Shelem]

Re: Pray for Rachael

well, if they are supposed to be tolerant ands loving like true Christians then they definetly are not true Christians.

Rachael, its been a loooooong time since I've been to America, are Baptists those people that protest at soldiers funerals because they died for a country that accepts homosexuality.