[GOD=life]

Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

So are you stating now that it is ok for somebody of a different religion to start beating you with their Holy book just because they think it is right?

I don't see why someone who follows a false religion and a false holy book should have any rights whatsoever, including smacking people on the head.

But again, it has to be pointed out that the Paster was performing a procedure intended to benefit the person. He didn't intend to assault, merely to HELP. That's VERY different.

JUST LIKE EVERYBODY THAT HAS BELIEVES RELIGION DOES.

They believe to wrong one. They will end up in the right Hell, however.

But really, can't you be happy for Pastor Ezekiel? He has been through a lot, you know!

[James Hutchins]

Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

Oh no no no...

What kind of backwards state do you guys live in where a man gets away with a hate crime by having alot of money.

If he committed such a crime, why did they release him so quickly?
There was video of the incident. The poor defenseless Pastor was merely defending the Word of God(r). For that, the heathens prosecuted him. But once the word was out, the evil regime had to release him.
I am sorry you hate God and the US of A legal system. Be sure to let us know when you are busted for bathroom stall toe tapping, we'll be sure to lift nary a finger.

[True Disciple]

Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

Exactly what I was thinking, Sister.

Oh no no no...

What kind of backwards state do you guys live in where a man gets away with a hate crime by having alot of money.

If it was a crime, it would have been a Love Crime. Fortunately, God aids the righteous when they are oppressed by the ungodly:

2 Samuel 22:18-26:
He rescued me from my powerful enemy,
from my foes, who were too strong for me. They confronted me in the day of my disaster,
but the LORD was my support.
He brought me out into a spacious place;
he rescued me because he delighted in me.
The LORD has dealt with me according to my righteousness;
according to the cleanness of my hands he has rewarded me.
For I have kept the ways of the LORD;
I have not done evil by turning from my God.
All his laws are before me;
I have not turned away from his decrees.
I have been blameless before him
and have kept myself from sin.
The LORD has rewarded me according to my righteousness,
according to my cleanness in his sight.
To the faithful you show yourself faithful,
to the blameless you show yourself blameless

I sincerely hope that when (if, you may have killed him ) the victim (or the victims family on his behalf) sues him for everything he has.

We don't really worry about that. The Lord blessed us with a lot of money, to protect us against evil wiccan perverts abusing the justice system to persecute us.

[Mike Gerrard]

Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

Hate? Hate? Only GOD Hates, Brother! Pastor Ezekiel LOVES us!

I sincerely hope that when (if, you may have killed him ) the victim (or the victims family on his behalf) sues him for everything he has.

And bribing judges... you people are despicable.

[SUV]

Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

Oh no no no...

What kind of backwards state do you guys live in where a man gets away with a hate crime by having alot of money.

Hate? Hate? Only GOD Hates, Brother! Pastor Ezekiel LOVES us!

[Mike Gerrard]

Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

Thank you, Brother. We here at Landover Baptist are also happy that Pastor Ezekiel has regained his Freedom

Oh no no no...

What kind of backwards state do you guys live in where a man gets away with a hate crime by having alot of money.

[SUV]

Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

the light returns...

Thank you, Brother. We here at Landover Baptist are also happy that Pastor Ezekiel has regained his Freedom

[SUV]

Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

JUST LIKE EVERYBODY THAT HAS BELIEVES RELIGION DOES.

[Mike Gerrard]

Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

Good news, everybody: I'm a FREE MAN AGAIN!

I have been released, all the charges have been dropped and I have a written apology from the Mayor of De Moines, the chief of police, and the witch whose head I bashed in with my steel-plated KJV Bible (which proves how miraculous God is, because the boy is still in a coma!).

I want to thank all the Prayer Warriors for your unending efforts on my behalf. The 7 Rams Horns blaring outside the jail seems to have done the trick along with the donation an anonymous donor made to a certain judge's retirement fund.

Let all the witches, queers and demons who haunt the streets of Iowa be on notice: Pastor Ezekiel Flint is protected by JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF and all of the resources and strength of His favorite church (Landover Baptist!) and is therefore INVINCIBLE!!

Sadly the blight returns...

[ThrustingBoy]

Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

Correction, friend: the government has no right. Read the 1st amendment again. Does the Constitution say that Pastor Ezekiel has no such right.........? No. The Pastor is not the government...

So are you stating now that it is ok for somebody of a different religion to start beating you with their Holy book just because they think it is right? Because I assume it will be a cold day in Hell before you admit something like that. I assume you are giving yourself the right but nobody else because you believe that you are right and everybody else is wrong. JUST LIKE EVERYBODY THAT HAS BELIEVES RELIGION DOES.

[True Disciple]

Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

Dear Lord Jesus,

Thank You, my Lord, Glory and Praise be upon You for ever and ever! Thank You for saving our Godly Pastor from the evil grip of the secular authorities, and thank You for showing Your Glory to the wiccan scum! Thank You for protecting Your True Church™ in these times of persecution and tribulation!

Amen.

I'd like to invite the Menfolk to my house this evening for a special Righteous Rest and Recovery Night, where we can process what you've all been through in these last trying days. There will be a Swedish smorgasbord theme and a champagne bath.

You've all earned it, and it's my pleasure to support our troops.

Great, Sister! I'll be there tonight!
Your fruit salad last time was Godly™, will there be one again like that?

[James Hutchins]

Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

Pastor Ezekiel, my heart glows with joy at the news of your release. Knowing you were being restricted tightly by the long arms of the law gave me pains in places I did not know I had. To have your privacy violated, not be fed proper Christian meals, sleeping on 600 count sheets, breaks my heart.
If there is anything you need, please give me a shout. You have my cell number.

Miss Cookie, apparently the gps thing in my cell phone was acting strange as my wife kept calling each time I ventured out of the hotel. I'll have to have a taste of your suckling pig on my next visit.

[Godfly]

Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

I am so pleased that our dear Pastor has been released!

There is Justice™!

I'd like to invite the Menfolk to my house this evening for a special Righteous Rest and Recovery Night, where we can process what you've all been through in these last trying days. There will be a Swedish smorgasbord theme and a champagne bath.

You've all earned it, and it's my pleasure to support our troops.

I am so grateful for your hospitality last night. The only thing better than the food was the company! We Menfolk need to remember that your support and the faithful prayer of our wives at home helped us to do our True Christian best.

I must apologize for any damage I might have caused to the potted plant by the stairs. I will be glad to replace it if it doesn't survive.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

I am so pleased that our dear Pastor has been released!

There is Justice™!

I'd like to invite the Menfolk to my house this evening for a special Righteous Rest and Recovery Night, where we can process what you've all been through in these last trying days. There will be a Swedish smorgasbord theme and a champagne bath.

You've all earned it, and it's my pleasure to support our troops.

I will be there Sister, I enjoyed your luau the other night, particularly your flower lei dance

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

I am so pleased that our dear Pastor has been released!

There is Justice(tm)!

I'd like to invite the Menfolk to my house this evening for a special Righteous Rest and Recovery Night, where we can process what you've all been through in these last trying days. There will be a Swedish smorgasbord theme and a champagne bath.

You've all earned it, and it's my pleasure to support our troops.