[Bobby-Joe]

Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

Good news, everybody: I'm a FREE MAN AGAIN!

I have been released, all the charges have been dropped and I have a written apology from the Mayor of De Moines, the chief of police, and the witch whose head I bashed in with my steel-plated KJV Bible (which proves how miraculous God is, because the boy is still in a coma!).

Welcome back to the world Pastor Zeke. I got to say you looked rather chipper and happy when we picked you up at the county jail. Very impressive for someone who has been in the lions den, so to say. The smile on your face was very moving Pastor. All an example of the Protection of the Lord(r) you move under.

[Aristotle]

Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

HALLELUJAH!!! Once again we have 100% incontrovertible proof that PRAYER WORKS!!! When will the atheisn'ts finally give up their God-denying folly and accept the facts?!?

Anyway, welcome back, Pastor Zeke!

James 5:16

"The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much."

[SUV]

Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

HOSANNA IN THE HIGHEST!!!

Pastor Ezekiel, might I get off my knees now? The stress is intense and I really don't wish to begin in "tongues"

[GOD=life]

Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

Somebody shout Glory!

GLORY!!!

[Noah Dint]

Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

Prayer works. Period.

Somebody shout Glory!

-ND

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

Thank goodness! I have been working all night on the motion you requested that I file. (The one that asks a judge to order you out of solitary and into the cell with other inmates so you could preach the word of God to them, especially the queers.) I am glad we do not need to file it anymore...unless you want to sue for the right to go into the jail every once in a while and preach to the queers?

Now I have to ask you a question...

The ADA was threatening getting the feds involved and having them charging you and LBC with RICO violations due to all of the past "issues" that HE claims ALLEGEDLY constitutes a "pattern" of "racketeering" "activity." Did your "apology" cover that?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

HALLELUJAH!!! Once again we have 100% incontrovertible proof that PRAYER WORKS!!! When will the atheisn'ts finally give up their God-denying folly and accept the facts?!?

Anyway, welcome back, Pastor Zeke!

[James Dewitt]

Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

Praise Jesus, Pastor Ezekiel is a free man! Let it be known Jesus is by his and will not be kept down by the Ungodly Liberals.

[HTannor]

Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

Shout Glory!!!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

Good news, everybody: I'm a FREE MAN AGAIN!

That is very good news! Praise the LORD!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

Good news, everybody: I'm a FREE MAN AGAIN!

I have been released, all the charges have been dropped and I have a written apology from the Mayor of De Moines, the chief of police, and the witch whose head I bashed in with my steel-plated KJV Bible (which proves how miraculous God is, because the boy is still in a coma!).

I want to thank all the Prayer Warriors for your unending efforts on my behalf. The 7 Rams Horns blaring outside the jail seems to have done the trick along with the donation an anonymous donor made to a certain judge's retirement fund.

Let all the witches, queers and demons who haunt the streets of Iowa be on notice: Pastor Ezekiel Flint is protected by JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF and all of the resources and strength of His favorite church (Landover Baptist!) and is therefore INVINCIBLE!!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

But the point is that he had no right to attack this person

He did not attack. He tried to save his soul. Unfortunately some atheists working for Satan, who will no doubt burn in hell for this, tried to stop him.

[Mike Gerrard]

Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

Correction, friend: the government has no right. Read the 1st amendment again. Does the Constitution say that Pastor Ezekiel has no such right.........? No. The Pastor is not the government...

But I concur with Brother Disciple: this is a painful issue for us and we would like to deal with this as a community. A community under God's bright light.

You seem to be the type of person who goes to a funeral and starts arguments with the grieving widow about the flower arrangement.

Only if the flowers spat on you their entire life...

[GOD=life]

Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

You don't have the right to try and force other people to believe in whatever religion you do and nobody else has the right to force you to believe theirs.

Correction, friend: the government has no right. Read the 1st amendment again. Does the Constitution say that Pastor Ezekiel has no such right.........? No. The Pastor is not the government...

But I concur with Brother Disciple: this is a painful issue for us and we would like to deal with this as a community. A community under God's bright light.

You seem to be the type of person who goes to a funeral and starts arguments with the grieving widow about the flower arrangement.

[True Disciple]

Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

Money and God are two different things. But the point is that he had no right to attack this person since there is a freedom of religion in America. You don't have the right to try and force other people to believe in whatever religion you do and nobody else has the right to force you to believe theirs.

Could you please leave this thread, friend? We are currently in a crisis, and need each other's spiritual support very much at this point. I find it very offensive and indecent that you hijack this thread to persecute us. Please find another thread somewhere to start debates! (preferably in another forum)