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  • Sister Tammy Faye's Days are Numbered

    THIS just in: sister Tammy Faye is currently in hospice and coughing up blood. Its just a matter of days now before Jesus kills her dead. Your prayers will be quite entertaining to Jesus, but my guess is that's about all.

    Tammy Faye Messner in Hospice for Cancer

    The son of a former televangelist says things aren't looking good for his mother. Jay Bakker is the son of former PTL Club host Jim Bakker.

    His mother, Tammy Faye Messner, is battling cancer.

    "She's not very well. She's got stage four cancer. She's living in Kansas City now. She's 60 pounds and started hospice. It's been a real tough year for her and the whole family actually," he said.

    Bakker is asking for prayers for his mom.

    His dad spent time in prison following a scandal involving the PTL Club ministry.

    Jim Bakker is now living in Kansas City and is back on the air with a local TV show.

    Jay Bakker now pastors a church in New York City.

    Not that its our choice of course, but I'm wondering what the members of our church think. Will Jesus invite Tammy up to Heaven, or will He wad her up and toss her into hellfire, like so much trash? What do you think?
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    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    Re: Sister Tammy Faye's Days are Numbered

    Oh my GOD - Godly Tammy Faye now only weighs 50 pounds?!

    (Allowing in 10 of the "60" for Make-up)

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      Re: Sister Tammy Faye's Days are Numbered

      She consorted with sodomites and pornographers! She's got a one-way ticket, and it's not heading up.
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