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  • SUV
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    Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
    Suddenly we are discussing the logistics of food supplies with the womenfolk.
    Forgive me, Brother, as it was I who was indiscreet - foolish female that I am

    I will, with Glad Heart, accept any sorts of Chastisements that you Boys wish to inflict upon me

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  • True Disciple
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    Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

    Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
    The Professor can be exuberant about his research. I have told him that there are other ways to fish, but he is insistant.
    Well, I do know in fact that regular seafood harvesting strategies likely becomes insufficient after Phase 14E, so we really need to explore all possibilities we have.

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  • SayvedByTheLord
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    Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
    Prof Bessemer bought everything for three months in advance. I've asked him if he could miss something, but it really was all necessary. I don't know about the technical details of his part, but we all know that you will need an awful lot of the stuff to prevent hydrologic recollapse...
    The Professor can be exuberant about his research. I have told him that there are other ways to fish, but he is insistant.

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  • True Disciple
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    Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

    Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
    That was a little while back, did they not reorder ?
    Prof Bessemer bought everything for three months in advance. I've asked him if he could miss something, but it really was all necessary. I don't know about the technical details of his part, but we all know that you will need an awful lot of the stuff to prevent hydrologic recollapse...

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  • SayvedByTheLord
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    Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

    Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
    I'm afraid that's not an option; Prof Bessemer bought their complete stock of ammonium nitrate for his experiments in the Atlantic Ocean...
    That was a little while back, did they not reorder ?

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  • True Disciple
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    Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

    Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
    Ammonium nitrate is available at the local elevator Brother. No need for God's work to be impeded by skinny nigras.
    I'm afraid that's not an option; Prof Bessemer bought their complete stock of ammonium nitrate for his experiments in the Atlantic Ocean...

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  • SayvedByTheLord
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    Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

    Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
    Yes, we're currently out of sodium. We import it from the Middle East, but there was a small problem off the coast of Somalia. We're working on that.
    Ammonium nitrate is available at the local elevator Brother. No need for God's work to be impeded by skinny nigras.

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  • True Disciple
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    Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    It's also nice that the nightly explosions have stopped.
    Yes, we're currently out of sodium. We import it from the Middle East, but there was a small problem off the coast of Somalia. We're working on that.

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  • Cranky Old Man
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    It's also nice that the nightly explosions have stopped.

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Brother Bathfire, I'm pleased to say I'm feeling much better now. I can even go around my neighbor's livestock safely, without any, er, disruptions.

    Thank you so much for your detailed advice!

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  • True Disciple
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    Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
    I'm going to start handing out infractions to those of you with loose lips. Suddenly we are discussing the logistics of food supplies with the womenfolk. Some of our sponsors at IaGOP are becoming nervous. Four unmarked semis have just arrived; I want the rest of them to arrive!
    I'm very sorry, Brother, the enthousiasm of the Holy Spirit got the better of me. I will try to be more discrete from now on.

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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
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    I'm going to start handing out infractions to those of you with loose lips. Suddenly we are discussing the logistics of food supplies with the womenfolk. Some of our sponsors at IaGOP are becoming nervous. Four unmarked semis have just arrived; I want the rest of them to arrive!

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  • SayvedByTheLord
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    Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

    Originally posted by SUV View Post
    What might We Ladies do to help along this KKK thingy - whatever it is?
    Naturally, lots of pies dear Sister. Be cautious where you collect the ingredients however. The Project has caused some small issues with possible contamination logistical problems.

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  • True Disciple
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    Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

    Originally posted by Paul Jeffery View Post
    Brethren,

    Would that I could somehow, someday, make reparations for my past transgressions that keep me from becoming a True Christian™. Yet, I stand ever-ready to lend my considerable culinary skills to the project (whatever it may be), even if only to provide those at the heart of the project with an occasional respite from their selfless and ceaseless dedication to God's work. God's Blessings are surely upon you all and keeping you safe as this phase of His project nears it conclusion.

    In Jesus' name,

    Paul
    Thanks, Brother, you're most welcome! Actually, there is some gastronomic aspect of the Project, but at the moment it consists mostly of planning and preparing for stages to come. You see, it is quite likely that at a point, some people will need daily nourishment for quite a while without having any external food source available. If you are interested, please contact Josh Donalds, he owns Josh' Godly Take-Away Delicacies, Zephaniah Flint Lane 73, Freehold. He is currently in charge of this.

    Originally posted by SUV View Post
    What might We Ladies do to help along this KKK thingy - whatever it is?
    Praying is always helpful, Sister!
    Also, provide your husbands, many of which work on the Project, with everything they ask for when at home with you, as it includes quite a lot of exhausting work at the moment. If you need any more information, please contact Ms Betty Bowers or Pastor Deacon Fred on this.

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  • SUV
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    What might We Ladies do to help along this KKK thingy - whatever it is?

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