[Paul Jeffery]

Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

Brethren,

Would that I could somehow, someday, make reparations for my past transgressions that keep me from becoming a True Christian™. Yet, I stand ever-ready to lend my considerable culinary skills to the project (whatever it may be), even if only to provide those at the heart of the project with an occasional respite from their selfless and ceaseless dedication to God's work. God's Blessings are surely upon you all and keeping you safe as this phase of His project nears it conclusion.

In Jesus' name,

Paul

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

Apply (-)-(S)-9-fluoro-2,3-dihydro-3-methyl-10-(4-methyl-1-piperazinyl)-7-oxo-7H-pyrido[1,2,3-de]-1,4-benzoxazine-6-carboxylic acid hemihydrate to the entire body, 8 times a day and try not to breathe too much. You stand a better than 7% chance of being unaffected in later life.

Oh, and don't worry.

Thanks, Brother Bathfire. I'll get to the apothecary right away! The lustful urges are just too much to bear! I can't imagine spending the rest of my life springing to arousal at the slightest breeze or the sight of a well-rounded posterior or a nice, wooly . . . Oh, it's too horrifying to describe!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

Apply (-)-(S)-9-fluoro-2,3-dihydro-3-methyl-10-(4-methyl-1-piperazinyl)-7-oxo-7H-pyrido[1,2,3-de]-1,4-benzoxazine-6-carboxylic acid hemihydrate to the entire body, 8 times a day and try not to breathe too much. You stand a better than 7% chance of being unaffected in later life.

Oh, and don't worry.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

Um . . . When I was last in Freehold, the second week of January, I hadn't been given any warnings about this project . . . I ate fish from the river . . . Should I be worried? Or is it just important that I get to Freehold by March 1 and just ignore the night sweats and tremors? and disturbing lustful urges and priapism?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

When you're hunting, you do it at the other side of Freehold, I hope?

But of course!

[True Disciple]

Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

Half my neigbors pets spontaneously died, I am starting to love Project Habakkuk more and more! (Even though she blames me as usual.)

Don't eat them, Brother! We have no idea what the effect on otherwise fresh meat might be. When you're hunting, you do it at the other side of Freehold, I hope?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

Half my neigbors pets spontaneously died, I am starting to love Project Habakkuk more and more! (Even though she blames me as usual.)

[True Disciple]

Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

My friend was responsible for the care of these incubators, it might help explain some of his issues.

Of course, you're right! How stupid of me not to have thought of that! He was the one who tried to fix the main commutator after the problem occurred, and while he did it, he kept asking me about a strange glowing feeling, which I interpreted as The Lord's nearby presence. Well, that's another mystery solved!

I am heading to my prayer closet now to talk with Jesus directly about my friends situation. In light of the fact that Rapture© will occur on March 4th our Lord may recommend that he not worry.

Yes, I would think so. Nevertheless, I'll be praying with you.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

However, I agree with you, Brother, well said. We just need to follow the protocol to the letter, and there will be few troubles whatsoever during the more complex mechanical processes. Remember what Dr. Paulsson said about the radiative adsorption issues of incubators 4c and d, when it happened two weeks ago? Look how they're doing now!

My friend was responsible for the care of these incubators, it might help explain some of his issues.

I am heading to my prayer closet now to talk with Jesus directly about my friends situation. In light of the fact that Rapture© will occur on March 4th our Lord may recommend that he not worry.

[True Disciple]

Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

From my perspective, its genius lies in its simplicity. If you do a little searching it won't take long to realize the HABAKKUK process focuses on simply bringing the right people together at regular intervals to ensure everyone is moving with a common vision, and that real (tangible) progress is being achieved.

Ironic, how such a simple process still keeps so many people busy!

However, I agree with you, Brother, well said. We just need to follow the protocol to the letter, and there will be few troubles whatsoever during the more complex mechanical processes. Remember what Dr. Paulsson said about the radiative adsorption issues of incubators 4c and d, when it happened two weeks ago? Look how they're doing now!

[Nobar King]

Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

In my experience no one process is "best", although any one can be better than the next for any number of reasons. Just like your trousers, you have to the buy-in to the correct size, style, colour, level of affordability, etc... and as your size changes or styles change you may have to buy a new; and different; version. To use more practical terms here are a few things that may drive your choice:

• The type of development being undertaken (Ex. Web Sites, Monolithic clients, Enterprise Services)
• Team(s) structure and experience (Ex. Developers, Testers, Designers, Architects)
• Degree of fidelity in membership ranks or required artifact deliverables (Pastors or Deacons)
• Organizational process maturity (Has this been done before?)

For the past several years I have been working in the HABAKKUK process and have really come to appreciate what it has to offer. Things like focus on responsibility, team momentum, time-boxing activities, and more. While each of the aforementioned processes address these in one form or another, none seem to do it like HABAKKUK.
From my perspective, its genius lies in its simplicity. If you do a little searching it won't take long to realize the HABAKKUK process focuses on simply bringing the right people together at regular intervals to ensure everyone is moving with a common vision, and that real (tangible) progress is being achieved.

[True Disciple]

Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

In a dark room this person gives off a faint glow, this is also a new development.

I suppose he hasn't been drinking any river water since the 8th of January, as was clearly requested the Sunday before?

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

Did the soars appear spontaneously, or are you simply not healing as you normally would? The hair loss should be temporary, but when it brows back, it may be darker and coarser.

The sores appeared spontaneously at the same time as the hair loss. My friend can deal with the hair loss if it eventually grows back, but the sores are oozing and do not appear to be clearing up. In a dark room this person gives off a faint glow, this is also a new development.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

Professor, can I ask you if I'm safe here at my Outreach Post?

I'm not sure what this is all about - I wasn't briefed on the project for some reason - but it does sound very important.

You are absolutely safe for now Brother Open, but do make sure you are in Freehold by March 1st for the unveiling. That applies to all outreach True Christians™ around the globe. You should by now have received your orders to return to Iowa for the ceremony. Landover Baptist cannot vouch for your safety unless you are within the Freehold town limits once Project Habakkuk is unleashed unveiled.

What about hair loss, and formation of open sores

Did the soars appear spontaneously, or are you simply not healing as you normally would? The hair loss should be temporary, but when it brows back, it may be darker and coarser.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

Anyone who visited the observation deck directly east of the main site between last Monday and this morning who experiences loss of appetite, intense deja vu, or unexplained calf pain should visit my office at Landover Baptist University at their earliest convenience.

Also, please do not transport any backyard fruit out of the greater Freehold area until further notice, unless it was canned prior to October first of last year.

What about hair loss, and formation of open sores I am asking for a friend of course.