Pray That Olympic Speed S Apollo Ohno Doesn't Win Anymore Medals

[TC Patriot]

I never like to pray against the USA in the Olympics but this Olympic speed skater Apollo Ohno has the name of a false god and he's half Chink. The Chink part is not nearly as bad as the false god part and I think they boy is a homer. The only skaters that aren't homers are hockey players. So if this little homer were really such a great skater why isn't he playing hockey for GodlyTeam USA?


Pray hard to Jesus that he falls hard in his next race!

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Pray That Olympic Speed S Apollo Ohno Doesn't Win Anymore Med

Not to belabor the point Brother, but are you sure about the hockey players ?

They may lose teeth for a specific reason unrelated to the sport itself.

[TC Patriot]

Re: Pray That Olympic Speed S Apollo Ohno Doesn't Win Anymore Med

Not to belabor the point Brother, but are you sure about the hockey players ?

They may lose teeth for a specific reason unrelated to the sport itself.

I don't think so. You see those figure skater homers and you have to wonder if they were not a bunch of sissy boys they'd probably make great hockey players.

I think hockey players are pretty manly.

See what I mean?

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Pray That Olympic Speed S Apollo Ohno Doesn't Win Anymore Med

I note my new 1080P TV allows me to see teeth on the ice, on the rare occasions I have the inclination to watch a hockey game . . .