[Deaner]

Re: Pray for me

Drugs are for the weak. (By the way, I speak not of medical drugs)

Oh. So you're a white collar drug addict. Gobbling prescribed painkillers and sedatives somehow makes you better than a skin cutting emo? Hypocrites like you disgust me.

[Unsaved and Loving It]

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Drugs are for the weak. (By the way, I speak not of medical drugs)

Agreed. But then again, we live in an age of the internets. I've see many text files on drugs. About 50 on how someone can brew Crystal Meth with stuff from down at the local supermarket. Bah

On the bright side though: It usually results in them burning their arms off trying! GLORY!

What on earth are you? A Mussulman? A Papist dog? A Scientologist?

He's Christian. I don't remember which branch of it though.

Oh. So you're a white collar drug addict. Gobbling prescribed painkillers and sedatives somehow makes you better than a skin cutting emo? Hypocrites like you disgust me.

[Brother Temperance]

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Agreed. But then again, we live in an age of the internets. I've see many text files on drugs.

Wow. How does a text file even take drugs in the first place? Do they have to smoke them or inject them or what?

He's Christian. I don't remember which branch of it though.

Not the branch that follows Christ's commands, that's for sure!

[Unsaved and Loving It]

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Wow. How does a text file even take drugs in the first place? Do they have to smoke them or inject them or what?

Same as an SQL Injection. You just have to poke it and prod it until it caves, and does what you tell it to do. Easy, no?

[Sister Noddy]

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You're being a little harsh on us Sister. I've been praying for him; I've been asking Jesus to allow him to discover he has balls. Jesus doesn't have time for (mocking, high pitched falsetto voice) "Ohhhhh...I'm a whimpering, willowy waif...help me somebody, help me!!"

Christ...makes me puke.

Oh that's good, Deaner, I'm glad

Your reply fortifies and uplifts my faith in true Christians

I'm sure the Lord Jesus will be taking care of him and showing him the way, thanks to you good pastors and brethren in His Name

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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Joo - I won't say my name out loud, (I don't want my good english name battered) but lets but say I'm a grunger who uses the force . If that doesn't ring any bells, then don't worry lol.

Oh yes, now I've got it.

[Father Thomas Martin]

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Please pray for me. I have hit bottom. Since my wife died, I just haven't been able to cope. I took to drinking. I drink every mnute I'm awake. I can't sleep at night. I just lay there shaking and getting cold sweats and then feeling too hot for the covers. I drink everything, even cheap wine. The kids know about and they try to help out and drag me out of the bathroom if I pass out in there.
I need help. Please, pray for me, because things is looking awful dark for me right now.

My brother in Christ:

Remember, your wife is with the Lord in Heaven...Just think of that (And seek medical help). Remember, stay out of sin, because you want to see her when you die, right?

We're all praying for you...

[Homertard]

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Amen.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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My brother in Christ:

Remember, your wife is with the Lord in Heaven...Just think of that (And seek medical help). Remember, stay out of sin, because you want to see her when you die, right?

We're all praying for you...

Finally someone offers some good advice.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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My brother in Christ:

Remember, your wife is with the Lord in Heaven...Just think of that (And seek medical help). Remember, stay out of sin, because you want to see her when you die, right?

We're all praying for you...

How dare you tell wanton lies to this poor grieving man!? You have no evidence whatsoever that women even have souls, much less go to Heaven. And even if they did, how can you promise him that his wife specifically is with Jesus right now?

You filthy mary worshipers just make me sick! You'll say anything to try and brainwash poor deluded fools like Dwayne here into join your cult. I KNOW that Jesus has a special place waiting for you papist dogs....in the lake of fire!

Dwayne and his wife's life insurance policy is perfectly happy here with us at Landover Baptist. Once the guy gets out of the Landover Treatment Facility and make his love offering to Jesus, I'm sure he'll want to stay a Christian and avoid hellfire with you ring kissers.

[Deaner]

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Dwayne and his wife's life insurance policy is perfectly happy here with us at Landover Baptist. Once the guy gets out of the Landover Treatment Facility and make his love offering to Jesus, I'm sure he'll want to stay a Christian and avoid hellfire with you ring kissers.

That's for sure Pastor. Poor ol' Dwayne's already acting a little funny; it wouldn't take much to push him over the edge into a full blown queer paedophile.

Hey ring kisser; are you going to spend your entire life being Mary's bitch and wearing skirts? When you get sick of being a slave to wops let us know. Until then, please leave the members of our gentle flock alone.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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How dare you tell wanton lies to this poor grieving man!? You have no evidence whatsoever that women even have souls, much less go to Heaven. And even if they did, how can you promise him that his wife specifically is with Jesus right now?

You have no evidence that they don't either. I've seen many TC's post that the "investigation and debate over whether women have souls or not is still in progress".

[Sister Noddy]

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Dwayne and his wife's life insurance policy is perfectly happy here with us at Landover Baptist. Once the guy gets out of the Landover Treatment Facility and make his love offering to Jesus, I'm sure he'll want to stay a Christian and avoid hellfire with you ring kissers.

Oh, so now poor old Dwayne is in Landover rehab, and he's converted to True Christian already?

Hmmmm, what can I say but praise Jesus

[Homertard]

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Amen, Joo. lol

Praise Jesus!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Pray for me

My brother in Christ:

Remember, your wife is with the Lord in Heaven...Just think of that (And seek medical help).

As I understand it, the dead are not in Heaven right now, but just in their graves, awaiting resurrection and Judgement Day. She may end up in Heaven if she was a True Christian™ during her life, but until the Last Judgement most certainly will not be in Heaven, and to say otherwise is pure Popish claptrap.