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  • IcelandDemon
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    Brother Temperance you say God is All-powerfull....

    Is that true ?

    If so answer me this...

    Can God make so big of a stone that him self cant even move it ?

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Originally posted by Hersir View Post
    Ha! Iceland is an island raised from the sea by the gods themselves. Your whore of a deity has no power in the eternal North!
    Impossible. God is all-powerful. Unless you have iron chariots, but I'm pretty sure Iceland doesn't have technology that advanced yet.
    Originally posted by Kristjon Johannsson View Post
    I for one, an icelandic citizen, am pleased to hear that finally something will be done about this sinful abomination that regretfully i am forced to call home. For decades now, our once peaceful and religious community has been transformed into Sodom and Gomorra, filled with faggots,lesbians,heretics and to the brim with sin(our head of government is a lesbian and she is leading us straight into the fires of hell and EU).

    Gay pride is celebrated here as if it were something to be proud of, just as one were to parade the plague or some mental illness through our streets. This is merely an example of the abominations committed throughout iceland.

    I will pray with you for a swift death for myself and the faithful so that we can be welcomed into the arms of our saviour and a slow and painful one for sinners and faggots that reside here.

    Kveðja
    Kristjón
    Hallelujah! It's good to hear that there's at least one decent, right-thinking person left in that hellhole.
    Originally posted by isafold666 View Post
    P.S there are under 20 muslime here on the ice you sick f...
    Really? That's pretty scary. What are they doing?

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  • Iloveyoujebus
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    Question do you ultra Christians believe that God has decided in advance what will happen to each and one person?

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  • IcelandDemon
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    I love ( True Christian™ ) its Trade marked

    I guess this money scheme is quite funny, but since the ppl of the Baptist Church are this stupid they deserve their money to be taken from them

    Props to the founders

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  • isafold666
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    i kill you

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  • isafold666
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    P.S there are under 20 muslime here on the ice you sick f...

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  • Nobar King
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    Originally posted by Kristjon Johannsson View Post
    I for one, an icelandic citizen, am pleased to hear that finally something will be done about this sinful abomination that regretfully i am forced to call home. For decades now, our once peaceful and religious community has been transformed into Sodom and Gomorra, filled with faggots,lesbians,heretics and to the brim with sin(our head of government is a lesbian and she is leading us straight into the fires of hell and EU).

    Gay pride is celebrated here as if it were something to be proud of, just as one were to parade the plague or some mental illness through our streets. This is merely an example of the abominations committed throughout iceland.

    I will pray with you for a swift death for myself and the faithful so that we can be welcomed into the arms of our saviour and a slow and painful one for sinners and faggots that reside here.

    Kveðja
    Kristjón
    Praise~! It's good to know that there's at least one person in Iceland who has her head screwed on straight!

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  • Larry Lee
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    Originally posted by Kristjon Johannsson View Post
    I will pray with you for a swift death for myself and the faithful so that we can be welcomed into the arms of our saviour and a slow and painful one for sinners and faggots that reside here.
    Oh! Excellent. You're obviously one of the select who our Lord will spare from aeternal damnation. Which Baptist Church do you attend?

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  • isafold666
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    And you think we have a problem, you should think for yourself if I were you for once.

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  • IcelandDemon
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    I cast on the a tragic accident in near coming future.
    And may all the demons with in me bring that to your suffering.

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  • Kristjon Johannsson
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    I for one, an icelandic citizen, am pleased to hear that finally something will be done about this sinful abomination that regretfully i am forced to call home. For decades now, our once peaceful and religious community has been transformed into Sodom and Gomorra, filled with faggots,lesbians,heretics and to the brim with sin(our head of government is a lesbian and she is leading us straight into the fires of hell and EU).

    Gay pride is celebrated here as if it were something to be proud of, just as one were to parade the plague or some mental illness through our streets. This is merely an example of the abominations committed throughout iceland.

    I will pray with you for a swift death for myself and the faithful so that we can be welcomed into the arms of our saviour and a slow and painful one for sinners and faggots that reside here.

    Kveðja
    Kristjón

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  • IceWolf
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    Oh I forgot one thing, just because Gordon Brown used an anti terrorist legislation to freeze the assets of a corrupt Icelandic bank in England does not mean that there is a terrorist group in Iceland. It was, and still is, an economic dispute, has nothing to do with violent religious extremists (which is what I presume you mean when you speak of terrorist).

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  • IceWolf
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    I think you should have your facts straight about Iceland, we really are not eskimos. We are originally Norwegian immigrants. Our prime minister is lesbian but our president is straight and married. You really should watch Lazy Town. It's no worse than other childrens shows but it's hardly about pedophilia. The Lil john video I saw posted on here is of his own making and not part of the show. Tasteless but funny. Not that I'd expect much of a sense of humor here. Maybe you wonder why all the icelanders are posting in your forum, there is a link to it on one of our "funny links" pages because we do have have a sense of humor.

    Earthquakes are quite frequent in Iceland but we build sturdy low rise houses so there is really not much danger from them. A tsunami would be more scary so pray for that if you want it to work. The jokulhlaup is hardly threatening either as there are very few towns even close to a glacier (you do know jokull means glacier right ?), Reykjavík is not one of them. Just want to help you out in your prayers for my destruction. Just know that we build sturdy houses and we have excellent emergency teams unlike Haiti. People have survived the sometimes harsh conditions here for a thousand years.

    Now if you do want your prayers to work maybe pray for the island to float off the edge of the earth.

    I really find it funny that you critisize Martin Luthers antisemitism as you are obviously far from tolerant people yourselves. I have never worshipped the man on the stick ™ myself.

    I have a question for you though:

    Why do you not pray for the salvation of Iceland rather than its destruction ?

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  • Mrs. Rogers
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    Originally posted by Mortice View Post
    Tell us how we can be saved!!
    I hope that's a sincere request, dear. GOD hates it when people mock Salvation!

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  • Mortice
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    Dear Lord.

    You have opened my eyes. I look around me and I see an igloo of sin. When I ride my polarbear (or a DEVILbear as I now know it is) to a pagan meeting I know how far we have fallen. Please, sirs, please! Tell us how we can be saved!!

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