[Didymus Much]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykjavik!

...This means that an earthquake is also impossible...

Um...

List of earthquakes in Iceland
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...kes_in_Iceland
The 2008 Iceland earthquake, magnitude 6.3, struck on May 29, 2008 at 15:46 UTC. There were no human fatalities, but 30 injuries were reported and a number of sheep were killed. The epicenter of the earthquake was between the towns of Hveragerði and Selfoss, about 45 kilometers (28 mi) east-southeast of the capital, Reykjavík. It was the strongest earthquake to hit Iceland since the summer of 2000.[1]

The 2000 Iceland earthquakes, magnitude 6.5-6.6, struck southern Iceland on June 17 and 21, 2000. There were no fatalities but a few people were injured and there was some considerable damage to infrastructure. Sheep were also killed and seriously injured.[2]...

Yeah. How's it feel to have no credibility left?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykjavik!

Bullshit.

As an A* Geography A-Level student, a tsunami, is impossible. Due to the location of the North-American plate and the Eurasian Plate, convection currents have caused the boundary to be constructive. This means that an earthquake is also impossible.
Although a volcano eruption is very possible, it`s mostly a pyroclastic eruption meaning lava probably won`t effect Iceland.

Anyway, why haven`t these `prayers` ever been answered by your `Savoir `?

Friend, had you actually read the thread, you'd see that we prayed for a volcanic eruption over a year ago and God soon thereafter, blessed us by granting our prayer. Just because you are a filthy masturbatory and are destine to spend eternity in hell being raped anally by Satan, does not give you the right to disrupt our loving and peaceful forum.

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykjavik!

You sure as heck didn't get any A grades in spelling.

Jesus can do anything. I suppose you believe in "evolution" as well? Or that the earth is more than 6000 years old?

We've heard all about your "science", but we know the truth: God Himself is our educator.

YBIC

[herpderpperp666]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykjavik!

Bullshit.

As an A* Geography A-Level student, a tsunami, is impossible. Due to the location of the North-American plate and the Eurasian Plate, convection currents have caused the boundary to be constructive. This means that an earthquake is also impossible.
Although a volcano eruption is very possible, it`s mostly a pyroclastic eruption meaning lava probably won`t effect Iceland.

Anyway, why haven`t these `prayers` ever been answered by your `Savoir `?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykjavik!

Why the hell would you pray for harm to be put on others
pretty sure jesus wasn't into hurting others

Why that's just silly, dear!

Of course Jesus hurt others, but with a righteous anger which is, of course, His Divine Right (Daniel 9:16).



Whip in hand, he ruthlessly attacked the merchants in the Temple area (Matthew 21:12, Mark 11:15-16, Luke 19:45, John 2:15). He caused the death, by drowning, of a herd of swine by allowing demons to purposely enter their bodies (Matthew 8:32, Mark 5:13, Luke 8:33) and destroyed a fig tree for not having fruit out of season (Matthew 21:18-21, Mark 11:13-14). Jesus was no limp-wristed hippie, friend. Not in the least.

[Rylee Cline]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykjavik!

You've never even read the Bible, have you.

Why are you making things up about Jesus when you don't know the first thing about Him?

If Jesus "wasn't into hurting others," what do you think He created hell for?

I remember i spent the night with a friend
and i had to go to sunday school with her
and the thing they taught was Jesus cured the blind, the sick, children loved him, etc.,
He seemed like a pretty nice guy

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykjavik!

Why the hell would you pray for harm to be put on others
pretty sure jesus wasn't into hurting others

Apparently, you haven't read the Psalms (which were, of course, written by Jesus)...

8 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones. (Psalm 137:8-9)

13 Be pleased, O Lord, to deliver me: O Lord, make haste to help me.
14 Let them be ashamed and confounded together that seek after my soul to destroy it; let them be driven backward and put to shame that wish me evil.
15 Let them be desolate for a reward of their shame that say unto me, Aha, aha.
16 Let all those that seek thee rejoice and be glad in thee: let such as love thy salvation say continually, The Lord be magnified.
17 But I am poor and needy; yet the Lord thinketh upon me: thou art my help and my deliverer; make no tarrying, O my God.
(Psalm 40:13-17)

And it pains to mention only these verses when so many others could be mentioned.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykjavik!

Why the hell would you pray for harm to be put on others
pretty sure jesus wasn't into hurting others

You've never even read the Bible, have you.

Why are you making things up about Jesus when you don't know the first thing about Him?

If Jesus "wasn't into hurting others," what do you think He created hell for?

[Rylee Cline]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykjavik!

Why the hell would you pray for harm to be put on others
pretty sure jesus wasn't into hurting others

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykjavik!

blather

Why would any True Christian spend any time at all with an unbeliever? The only possible reason is to try to convert the unbeliever to the right path of believing in Jesus. The disgust and loathing of someone capable of spitting in Jesus' face is hard to endure. As for getting fond of someone who you know will burn in Hell for all eternity... Well it just seems cruel.

I think you are very deluded about your friends. They either aren't proper Christians and will burn alongside you in Hell or they are lying to you about Jesus to be your friend so they don't scare you off. God hates you. Ask them that. If they say God loves you they are lying because God repeatedly tells us how He hates filthy unbelieving scum in the Bible.

I hope that helps you on your journey to accepting Jesus.

[Pim Pendergast]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykjavik!

I have many friends who are Christians, and while they may not approve of my choices or how I live my life, they appreciate me as a person and as one of your God's children. God loves you. As my Mother loves me. I can appreciate that. Your job as His children is to live a good, holy life. Even if those around you sin, you are to accept them as fellow children of God, whether they recognize that or not.

Where do you get the idea that all are God's children?

Jn 1:12 But as many as received him [Jesus], to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name:

Only those who believe in Jesus are children of God. We are not accept anyone else as children of God.

2 Cor 6:14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?

He doesn't expect you to do the judging of your fellow people, that is His job. He is the one who set up the rules, not you. No one knows them better than Him, and saying so is a sin as I understand it. Leave the judging to him.

Christians are commanded to judge.

1 Cor 6:2-3
2 Do ye not know that the saints [Christians] shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters?
3 Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?

Last time I checked, Wrath was a sin. If they are hit with such a tragedy, their blood will be on your hans. As well as everyone who prayed for it.

When was the last time you checked? Have you ever checked the Bible?

Ex 22:24 And my [God's] wrath shall wax hot, and I will kill you with the sword; and your wives shall be widows, and your children fatherless.

God shows wrath, and He cannot sin.

Ps 92:15b He [God] is my rock, and there is no unrighteousness in him.

An it harm none, do as ye will

Wiccan?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykjavik!

I signed up simply to point out something.

It is things like this, that make people not want to follow your faith.

I have many friends who are Christians, and while they may not approve of my choices or how I live my life, they appreciate me as a person and as one of your God's children.

One of the things they've taught me, is that many misunderstand how God works. And from what I've gathered, it's really quite simple.

God loves you. As my Mother loves me. I can appreciate that. However, He is still God. And while he made you in His image, and wants the best for you. He also has his own job to do, and the jobs of the angels or whatever you call them. He doesn't expect you to do the judging of your fellow people, that is His job. He is the one who set up the rules, not you. No one knows them better than Him, and saying so is a sin as I understand it. Your job as His children is to live a good, holy life. Even if those around you sin, you are to accept them as fellow children of God, whether they recognize that or not. Leave the judging to him. You can offer guidance, and your opinions, but you cannot force people to change. You can only love them and be there to show them the way lest they fall into doubt.

Even if these Eskimos are godless, loving the Earth as I believe many people should, you cannot make them change. You can just hope and pray that they see the metaphorical light... or literal, depending you your level of belief I suppose. However, you are wishing bodily harm and trauma on Reykjavik. Last time I checked, Wrath was a sin. If they are hit with such a tragedy, their blood will be on your hans. As well as everyone who prayed for it. Best of luck when you have to explain why you wish death upon an entire city.


Light of eye and soft of touch, speak you little, listen much.

An it harm none, do as ye will

If you can support any of that hogwash with Scripture, I'll send you a hundred bucks.

Seriously.

Your "christian" friends (if they follow Jesus) do not love you, they do not respect you, and they do not want to be around you. The only way to know what Jesus wants is knowing what is written in the KJV Bible. I can assure you that none of the baloney you've posted is in the Bible.

I will guarantee you that eskimos are going to Hell. How do I know that? JESUS SAID SO.

Ever watch a football game? Ever see the guy with the John 3:16 sign? Keep reading:

(John 3:16-18) "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God."

That's the Word of God, friend.

Joos, catlicks, mooslims, children too young to understand redemption, boodists, methodists, pagans, deadheads, hindoos...and yes, eskimos, all will burn forever in the Lake of Fire, simply because they can't appreciate the fact that Jesus died (briefly) so that His Blood will would away their filthy sins.

People are so selfish.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykjavik!

tl;dr

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[LespaceChaton]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykjavik!

I signed up simply to point out something.

It is things like this, that make people not want to follow your faith.

I have many friends who are Christians, and while they may not approve of my choices or how I live my life, they appreciate me as a person and as one of your God's children.

One of the things they've taught me, is that many misunderstand how God works. And from what I've gathered, it's really quite simple.

God loves you. As my Mother loves me. I can appreciate that. However, He is still God. And while he made you in His image, and wants the best for you. He also has his own job to do, and the jobs of the angels or whatever you call them. He doesn't expect you to do the judging of your fellow people, that is His job. He is the one who set up the rules, not you. No one knows them better than Him, and saying so is a sin as I understand it. Your job as His children is to live a good, holy life. Even if those around you sin, you are to accept them as fellow children of God, whether they recognize that or not. Leave the judging to him. You can offer guidance, and your opinions, but you cannot force people to change. You can only love them and be there to show them the way lest they fall into doubt.

Even if these Eskimos are godless, loving the Earth as I believe many people should, you cannot make them change. You can just hope and pray that they see the metaphorical light... or literal, depending you your level of belief I suppose. However, you are wishing bodily harm and trauma on Reykjavik. Last time I checked, Wrath was a sin. If they are hit with such a tragedy, their blood will be on your hans. As well as everyone who prayed for it. Best of luck when you have to explain why you wish death upon an entire city.


Light of eye and soft of touch, speak you little, listen much.

An it harm none, do as ye will

[WWJDnow]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykjavik!

Just because I don't share your opinion on what Christianity is about doesn't mean that I have abandoned my faith.

It's not your faith that counts, it's the Christian faith. You can keep your Odin and Thor and Loki. True, they all exist, but they aren't gods, they're demons.

Over-religious people on the internet (you) have pretty much ruined my daughter's faith in God. She (and I) refuse to believe that God would like to wipe out a nation just because of few unintellectual people (you) pray for him to do so.

That's what the people in Sodom and Gomorrah said, too, when they were warned by the righteous folk.

My daughter (17 years old) has always been the religious one in the family, goes to church, refuses to have sex till marriage, doesn't drink or smoke, but people like you guys make her sad to call herself a Christian.

Why is she still unmarried at 17 years old? Can't you find a nice Christian boy and arrange a suitable marriage for her?

You people are racist, she judges no one by their skin or origin, you wish death upon other people and races, she believes that God and Jesus love everyone equally and choose not to listen to the likes of you. : )

I'm sorry she's doomed to burn in Hell. She came so close to Salvation, too. Real shame. On the positive side, going to Hell can't be all that much worse than living in Finland.