[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Pray for this Sick, Twisted Individual!

Dear Sista Bible Thumpin,
Do not apologize for posting your picture. You can not help it that God cursed you with long blonde hair, large luscious melons and creamy white skin. You could perhaps dress a little more modestly but if you wish to give me your phone number I would be willing to have a personal one on one consultation with you in which I will show you the proper way of dealing with sexual frustrations and temptations.

SO! I allow you into this GODLY forum merely so you can hit up on Sister melons THUMPER? I have never been so insulted and neither has she! I am going to give you ONE warning and one warning only before you are cast out!

[Al Shipton]

Re: Pray for this Sick, Twisted Individual!

My apologies Pastor Pistle, I should have made it clear that I too am a Baptist Minister. My intentions are truely honorable and I feel this young woman's pain. I understand if you are angry that I told her to dress more modestly, Im sure none of us truly want that. Perhaps she was referring to the picture of Laura Bush brandishing a dangerous firearm. If she's not careful she'll end up shooting the President in the back and I'm sure none of us want that. Nope not a single one of us. Praise Jesus.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pray for this Sick, Twisted Individual!

My apologies Pastor Pistle, I should have made it clear that I too am a Baptist Minister. My intentions are truely honorable and I feel this young woman's pain. I understand if you are angry that I told her to dress more modestly, Im sure none of us truly want that. Perhaps she was referring to the picture of Laura Bush brandishing a dangerous firearm. If she's not careful she'll end up shooting the President in the back and I'm sure none of us want that. Nope not a single one of us. Praise Jesus.

Boy, around here you are nothing more than another bucket of unsaved trash. And the next time you offer to fornicate with someone, make sure she isn't PASTOR ZEKE'S FIANCE!

[Al Shipton]

Re: Pray for this Sick, Twisted Individual!

My apologies pastor zeke. As a man of the cloth who has some pull in the minority circles let me say a little prayr for you. "Oh dear Lord hallelujia I thank you for hearing me. Please Lord dont allow the Geneva Six who just got out of jail nor the remaining one who may soon be let out on bail find out where Pastor Zeke lives and kick his head in even though as a repressed race you may see that as their right to do so. Please dont allow me to stand over his lifeless body and laugh oh lord. Thankyou for hearing my cry. Amen."

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pray for this Sick, Twisted Individual!

My apologies pastor zeke. As a man of the cloth who has some pull in the minority circles let me say a little prayr for you. "Oh dear Lord hallelujia I thank you for hearing me. Please Lord dont allow the Geneva Six who just got out of jail nor the remaining one who may soon be let out on bail find out where Pastor Zeke lives and kick his head in even though as a repressed race you may see that as their right to do so. Please dont allow me to stand over his lifeless body and laugh oh lord. Thankyou for hearing my cry. Amen."

Son, you are about three twitches away from being uninvited to God's favorite forum. You come in here posing as some kind of buck nigra pimp, then come on to my fiance, then admit that your pecker is tinier than a chinks', and now you want to send me veiled threats of teenaged coons attempting to get into my gated community and do me bodily harm?

You need to rethink your God-mocking ways boy. We don't tolerate fools around here, because Jesus tells us in the Holy Bible to keep separate from them. Keep running your mouth and I'll have to separate you from your only real chance at Salvation©.

"Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds" -- 2 John 1:9-11

By the way, you will use appropriate capitalization when using proper names while posting in the forum. My name is Pastor Ezekiel. Show some respect, heathen.