[hellsfire]

Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

there is no C in the icelandic alphabet, so all you get is ash.

[Marcus Aurelius]

Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

I thought they owed us a load of CASH not ASH - maybe it was just a typo in the governmental stores and requisitions department ??

[True Disciple]

Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

It's more proof of God.

Exactly. A clear example of Intelligent Falling in action.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

usa has suggested to nuke the volcano.

Do you have a link to that?

[hellsfire]

Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

usa has suggested to nuke the volcano.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

But, why would there be glass in the smoke? Can glass float in the air?

It's more proof of God.

[Brother Alex]

Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

But, why would there be glass in the smoke? Can glass float in the air?

Maybe it's The Hand of God™ that's carrying all the glass to cut the inhabitants of France and England.

[Nobar King]

Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

But, why would there be glass in the smoke? Can glass float in the air?

[Brother Alex]

Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

There is also a great flood here. Seems like God has finally decided to sink this filthy land for good.



I've already hired a group of poles to build me an ark. With Jesus by my side, I know I'll make it through this catastrophe. I'll be laughing in my ark while all the Godless eskimos die and go to hell.

Praise JESUS!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

More news: the progressing ash cloud has now reached the European mainland: the Netherlands are closing down airspace!

God hates the Dutch.

La:3:15: He hath filled me with bitterness, he hath made me drunken with wormwood.
La:3:16: He hath also broken my teeth with gravel stones, he hath covered me with ashes.
[...]
La:3:18: And I said, My strength and my hope is perished from the LORD:
[...]
La:3:22: It is of the LORD's mercies that we are not consumed, because his compassions fail not.

Oh, and the glass in the clouds is all natural. Volcanoes produce their own brand of very dark and brittle glass.

Yes, I note there a lot of glass manufacturers who build their factories on the sides of volcanoes to take advantage of this 'scientific' phenomenon.

[Good Will]

Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

More news: the progressing ash cloud has now reached the European mainland: the Netherlands are closing down airspace!

Oh, and the glass in the clouds is all natural. Volcanoes produce their own brand of very dark and brittle glass.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

Wow, there's nothing left!



Just smoke and ash as far as the eye can see...

[James Dewitt]

Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

Did anyone notice that the huge cloud of ash was only heading towards Europe? First stop the Scandinavia then the UK and on to France. Looks like God is going to punish the entire continent.

[Talitha]

Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

I have no idea what "Stag Party" means, but this obviously crazy Scotsman makes a valid point.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

I just heard that the ash cloud contains glass!!
No doubt those silly Icelandicks had placed a Landfill site over a volcano.

Ghaaaa! They are unrepentant sinners wallowing in the filth of their own iniquity!

I pray that mighty floods will follow this eruption and then a plague of something!