unfortunate accident

[Nobar King]

Re: unfortunate accident

That story alone should encourage all True Christians to make sure that their women wear their Dungarees TIGHT~~!! And always with a sturdy belt.

[Larry Lee]

Re: unfortunate accident

Recently i was having intimate relations with my wife, when an unfortunate accident occurred. As we were expressing our love for each other, i accidently entered her "back door"

We immediately stopped and showered, but this has me very concerned

Am I gay in the eyes of our Lord Jesus Christe?

With all due respect to Brother Levi and the DM he received from @Jesus, I don't believe you're gay, although your marriage is faaaar from healthy.

I'll tell you what happened.

Your wife's anus was unusually accommodating (am I not right?), in a way that simply isn't normal. And why was that? Well.. Let me ask you a question. Does your Church-home sponsor an Ex-Gay Ministry? of course it does (as all Christ-following Churches do). And as a result, your congregation is now being stalked by ex-gays who flounce around in European-style suits and chat-up the women with the latest news on Scott Brown's votes in the Senate.

Women -- even True Christian™ women -- can't resist such an appeal to their feminine sensitivities. They're simple creatures, after all, and they become totally swept away by the Ex-Gay's charms. Which leads to only one thing.. Saddlebacking.

Your wife's gaping anus testifies to the afternoons of howling delight she's spent in saddlebacked pleasure with her ex-gay "lover".

It's true.

Ex-gays care nothing for one-man/one-woman marriage. It's not in them! Nor do they care about the "natural function" of body orifices. They couldn't care less! The Ex-gay is nothing but a rutting machine who preys on the nurturing disposition of our True Christian™ women.

Unfortunately, your wife is just one more notch on some Ex-Gay's belt.

I've now let the dirty secret of Ex-Gay ministries out of the bag. It's about time someone did.

[Seth Campbell]

Re: unfortunate accident

I now fully understand marking everyone as unsaved trash.

[Levi Jones]

Re: unfortunate accident

Am I gay in the eyes of our Lord Jesus Christe?

Jesus is telling me yes.

Revelation 21:8
But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

[Godder]

Recently i was having intimate relations with my wife, when an unfortunate accident occurred. As we were expressing our love for each other, i accidently entered her "back door"

We immediately stopped and showered, but this has me very concerned

Am I gay in the eyes of our Lord Jesus Christe?