[James Dewitt]

Re: Pray that all baptist have terrible accident

If we were Catliks I could understand his hate. But golly gee whiz we are just plain God fearing Baptist, what the heck is that inbred Eskimo heathen so mad at? I bet that volcano has scared off all the baby seals and whales and he is just hungry. Maybe if he found Jesus his soul would be full.

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: Pray that all baptist have terrible accident

Sounds Mormonical to me. Mr Eskimo might be one of them self-lobotomized Joseph Smith/Brigham Young fellating toadies.

You made me worry for a moment Brother. I ran down to the lab and thank God my lobotomized Eskimuck is still chained to the wall!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Pray that all baptist have terrible accident

Mr. eskimoe, you are not a nie person, to wish more pain and suffering on us. Is it not bad enough we have be engulfed in blubber breath?

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Pray that all baptist have terrible accident

deats? That sounds scary. I don't want a deat!
But, wait a minute! I fear no evil, so deats don't scare me either!
.

Psalm 23:4

Perhaps this poor, illiterate heathen was trying to make a reference to debts Brother Eliot?

Give us this day our daily bread.

And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors.

And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil: For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever. Amen.
Matthew 6:11-13


In that case, it is up to Jesus to forgive this misguided Inuit for the debt he so sorely owes to our Lord. Friend I implore you, give up your backward ways of blubber eating and aviacide and come to Jesus!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pray that all baptist have terrible accident

hopfully get raped or die horrible deaths

Dear Godmocking Eskimo Savage;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping snow demons and sodomizing baby seals to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Pray that all baptist have terrible accident

Mr Eskimo has not quoted Holy Scripture even once in this thread.

I bet his hostility stems from living a lifetime apart from God and Salvation. The pain and sorrow of his failed and empty life is profound. If he would just open his heart and start reading his King James Bible I bet in just moments he would throw himself prostate upon the ground weeping for all his depraved and vacant years separated from God!

[The Hand]

Re: Pray that all baptist have terrible accident

dont try to make you look any diffrent then what you are god is coming for you lets all pray that when he does all baptists will get terrible deats and burn in hell forever AMEN.

Calm down, snow monkey. You didn't answer my question:

Why would GOD punish True Christians™ for spreading HIS Word? For living by HIS Rules?

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Pray that all baptist have terrible accident

god will punish you severly you are evil ppl you will get raped and you will get horrible deaths thank you heavenly father for seeing what these ppl are

Sounds Mormonical to me. Mr Eskimo might be one of them self-lobotomized Joseph Smith/Brigham Young fellating toadies.

[Mr Eskimo]

Re: Pray that all baptist have terrible accident

funny thing you dont dress or act like sluts still you are nothing but that prepair for your deaths and the raping for the baptist sluts
you ppl are going down where you sick fucks belong lord almighty if you could make this happen soon every body will have better lives AMEN

[GOD=life]

Re: Pray that all baptist have terrible accident

Since we don't dress or act like sluts, we won't get raped.

Very simple logic, really.

I will pray for you.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Pray that all baptist have terrible accident

dont try to make you look any diffrent then what you are god is coming for you lets all pray that when he does all baptists will get terrible deats and burn in hell forever AMEN.

We're not bothered by your silly prayers, God does not listen to you. Anyhoo, Whom should we believe? Some eskimo or The Lord Almighty?

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Pray that all baptist have terrible accident

deats? That sounds scary. I don't want a deat!
But, wait a minute! I fear no evil, so deats don't scare me either!

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me

.

Psalm 23:4

[Mr Eskimo]

Re: Pray that all baptist have terrible accident

dont try to make you look any diffrent then what you are god is coming for you lets all pray that when he does all baptists will get terrible deats and burn in hell forever AMEN.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Pray that all baptist have terrible accident

god will punish you severly you are evil ppl you will get raped and you will get horrible deaths thank you heavenly father for seeing what these ppl are

Gal. 4:16: Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

(and in your "Bible for Dummies" = 16Er ég þá orðinn óvinur yðar, vegna þess að ég segi yður sannleikann?)

[The Hand]

Re: Pray that all baptist have terrible accident

god will punish you severly you are evil ppl you will get raped and you will get horrible deaths thank you heavenly father for seeing what these ppl are

Tell me, why would GOD punish True Christians™ for spreading HIS Word? For living by HIS Rules? That doesn't even make sense.

1 Pet.1
[25] But the word of the Lord endureth for ever. And this is the word which by the gospel is preached unto you.

I thought you atheists were supposed to be great thinkers? Or is it your frozen and stunted eskimo brain that is unable to process simple ideas?