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  • BelieverInGod
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    Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
    Leviticus 19:16 Thou shalt not go up and down as a talebearer among thy people: neither shalt thou stand against the blood of thy neighbour; I am the LORD.

    Proverbs 11:29 He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind: and the fool shall be servant to the wise of heart.

    Proverbs 16:28 A froward man soweth strife: and a whisperer separateth chief friends.

    Proverbs 18:8 The words of a talebearer are as wounds, and they go down into the innermost parts of the belly.

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  • Jo Freddie
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    Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

    Originally posted by Anita Wittig
    Well Pastor, it's like we've been trying to tell ya lo these months..us your faithful congregants and sycophants tried to stop this monstrous take over, but alas, Mrs Bowers and (sic)Pastor Hardwick have taken control of everything.....
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    one of the only things that keeps me going is Pastor Ezekial Flint's words of wisdom (and of course his naked pix on his profile) Blessings of the word Pastor.!

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  • Jo Freddie
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    Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

    Originally posted by aim for heaven View Post
    This is a conversation I had with Pastor Deacon Fred shortly before his troubles began. I think this demonstrates the faith PDF has in his good friend, now Pastor Brother Deacon Harry Hardwick Shepard for Life.
    I just do not understand why you try to belittle that friendship and trust. Did Satan send you?

    Pastor Fred, ... I have noticed how busy Pastor Flint is within the workings of the church, almost your right hand. My question is if you were suddenly called to do missionary work in some non extradition country after one of your many late night meetings with a large donor would he take charge of the flock or is there another, besides Jesus of course, that we of the flock should blindly follow? I would not like to become a follower of a false prophet and end up in hell.


    Pastor Deacon Fred If I am ever absent - my emergency pastoral back-up is always Associate Pastor, Brother Harry Hardwick. You can friend him on the Facebooks - it is always good to have The Bible Answer Man in the buffer if you need some hope and help!

    April 23 at 7:43pm
    His view of Brother Hardwick seems to have changed

    Originally posted by Pastor Deacon Fred
    And Edna! Where is Edna? I haven't heard from her in over a month! I gotta get out of here folks! I can hear her voice right now saying, "THIS IS TOTAL BULL CRAPS!" And it is! If I ever get my hands around Brother Harry's neck, I'll shake it like a storm door in a hurricane!

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  • Jo Freddie
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    Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

    Originally posted by Dirk View Post
    Are you implying I can't read well and make up things that aren't there? If so, why do you hate me for it? Your post obviously consist of hatred, I sense no love with any of your posts. All you talk about is hatred and telling people having faith is a bad thing. I still wonder why you are still online, perhaps you can learn a thing or two on this forum.
    You do seem to see inferences where none was made, and I wonder why that is? I wonder why you see sexual overtones where there is none. I wonder why you see expressions of hatred where there are none. Could it be your own feelings that you are suppressing that are making you see those things? Is it you blind acceptance of a book that deep down you know is wrong, a book that forces you to suppress your real being, forces you to be untrue to yourself.

    I have no feelings of hate for you or the pastors here. It is my intention to try to lead you towards the truth, lead you to a life free from hate, free from the chains that you “good book” tethers you with. I do not hate God, I love God, I KNOW who God is. I accept God in all his Noodlely glory.

    If you can remove the shackles of your counterfeit god and accept the One True God you will find your life improves, and you will be able to able to experience unimaginable joys that are denied to you at the moment.
    Originally posted by Dirk View Post
    You can start reading the entire KJV1611 Holy Bible from beginning to end, every letter! After that, you can see why I am able to spot homosexual related issues that most people do not see. Also, I am able to see things like if someone is implying I am wrong, while in fact he is the person that is wrong.
    That book has warped your perception of the world and the people in it. Read the TRUE HOLY books (you will find links to them in my signature) discover the true nature of our Lord and Creator, free yourself from the hatred and self loathing that consumes your very being.

    If is that same hatred and self loathing that I can see eating away at Pastor Deacon Fred's very being causing him to resort to violence.

    Accept the TRUE Gospel and you will no longer have those feelings of hate twisting away inside you when ever you see someone doing things that you want to do yourself but have been told are so wrong. Think of a life free from that pain, rejoice in your own existence and that of others.

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  • Dirk
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    Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
    I can't help wonder why you see reverences to peoples sexuality where none exist, and anyway what consenting adults do with each other is of no concern to me and should not be to you, as the good lord tells us.
    Are you implying I can't read well and make up things that aren't there? If so, why do you hate me for it? Your post obviously consist of hatred, I sense no love with any of your posts. All you talk about is hatred and telling people having faith is a bad thing. I still wonder why you are still online, perhaps you can learn a thing or two on this forum.

    You can start reading the entire KJV1611 Holy Bible from beginning to end, every letter! After that, you can see why I am able to spot homosexual related issues that most people do not see. Also, I am able to see things like if someone is implying I am wrong, while in fact he is the person that is wrong.

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  • Jo Freddie
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    Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

    His violent outbursts continue....
    Pastor Deacon Fred] I got pissed at some fat Mary Worshipping Mexican in the prison yard today. Grabbed him by the balls, threw him against the fence and busted 5 ribs! Glory! I got a belly laugh watchin' him squirm on the ground like a pansy! Apparently, there is a new boss in Fort Madison County Jail - name is P.D.F. Now, just wait ti...ll ya'll facebookers bust me out of here. I've got some scores to settle when I get back to CHURCH!

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  • Jo Freddie
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    Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

    Originally posted by Dirk View Post
    It's not PDF's words, but your username plus your constant reference to homosexuality got me suspicious from the start!
    I can't help wonder why you see reverences to peoples sexuality where none exist, and anyway what consenting adults do with each other is of no concern to me and should not be to you, as the good lord tells us


    The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn't's"

    4. I'd really rather you didn't indulge in conduct that offends yourself, or your willing, consenting partner of legal age AND mental maturity. As for anyone who might object, I think the expression is "go fuck yourself," unless they find that offensive in which case they can turn off the TV for once and go for a walk for a change.

    Followed by this piece of advice

    8. I'd really rather you didn't do unto others as you would have them do unto you if you are into, um, stuff that uses a lot of leather/lubricant/vaseline. If the other person is into it, however (pursuant to #4), then have at it, take pictures, and for the love of Mike, wear a CONDOM! Honestly, it's a piece of rubber. If I didn't want it to feel good when you did it I would have added spikes, or something.

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  • Dirk
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    Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
    What is about PDF's words that make you think of homosexuality?
    It's not PDF's words, but your username plus your constant reference to homosexuality got me suspicious from the start!

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  • Jo Freddie
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    Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

    Originally posted by Dirk View Post
    What is it with you and homosexuality?
    What is about PDF's words that make you think of homosexuality?

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  • Dirk
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    Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
    "A jail guard looked at me the wrong way on Monday. I stuck both my Godly fingers up his nose and ripped it clean off his face" resorting to violence just because the guard looked at him. Sounds like he is becoming a little unhinged.
    What is it with you and homosexuality?

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  • Jo Freddie
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    Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

    Originally posted by Dirk View Post
    What makes you say that?
    "A jail guard looked at me the wrong way on Monday. I stuck both my Godly fingers up his nose and ripped it clean off his face" resorting to violence just because the guard looked at him. Sounds like he is becoming a little unhinged.

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  • Dirk
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    Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
    Is your good pastor loosing it in the clink?
    What makes you say that?

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  • Father Maurice Lester
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    Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Well isn't that special...
    You've seen more pass-overs than Moses!


    This once again goes to show what a sad dog and pony show the LBC is. At least we Catholics know how to elect a proper successor without having to deal with prison dramas and failed literacy tests.



    Bless you, my as unmarried as I 'Pastor',
    Father Mo




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  • Jo Freddie
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    Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

    Originally posted by Pastor Deacon Fred
    A jail guard looked at me the wrong way on Monday. I stuck both my Godly fingers up his nose and ripped it clean off his face, then I busted his head open against my prison cell bars. Needless to say... I'm just getting out of solitary confinement now, and I'm praying the Lord helps me understand Romans 13 better. C...ause I thought I had it down cold! Get me out of this hell hole!!!
    Is your good pastor loosing it in the clink?

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  • Jo Freddie
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    Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

    Originally posted by Pastor Deacon Fred
    I took a stroll through the jail yard today and won the soul of a Mexican man who didn't even speak a word of English! It's amazing what a man of God can do if he has a personal relationship with Jesus!
    And here's me thinking that you people at Landover did not think your brothers south of the border could be saved.
    Once the Pastor gets out (if he gets out alive and does not join Edna) I reckon he will be bringing many of his new found friends to join you in Church

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