[Jo Freddie]

Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

Pastor Deacon Fred is a holy Christian martyr. This is not a test of Pastor Deacon Fred but it is an example to the world of how a True Christian man comports himself when faced with the forces of satan and his agents.

God is simply grooming our beloved pastor for even greater things. Pastor Fred has always been the advance man for the second coming of Jesus Christ.

So brother Harry Hardwick and the deacons of your church are agents of Satan then?

[TC Patriot]

Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

So brother Harry Hardwick and the deacons of your church are agents of Satan then?

Stop your lies SATAN! We need leadership and governance of LBC and Rev Pastor Brother Harry Hardwick is the logical choice. FYI Rev Pastor Brother Harry Hardwick and Pastor Fred are childhood friends.

We will get to the bottom of this.

Pastor Deacon Fred is the true leader of the True Christian world and that makes him a HUGE target for Satan. If Satan could land Pastor Fred it would be a huge feather in his cap. That will never happen.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

Stop your lies SATAN! We need leadership and governance of LBC and Rev Pastor Brother Harry Hardwick is the logical choice. FYI Rev Pastor Brother Harry Hardwick and Pastor Fred are childhood friends.

We will get to the bottom of this.

Pastor Deacon Fred is the true leader of the True Christian world and that makes him a HUGE target for Satan. If Satan could land Pastor Fred it would be a huge feather in his cap. That will never happen.

If that is the case, that Pastor Deacon Fred is such a person, then why will Landover Baptist Church no longer pay his legal fees? If he is truly the leader of the Christian world as you say, and not someone who got in Brother Hardwick's way in his quest for power, the church would have done everything to get him released. Instead they have left him to stew and turned the hounds on his secretary.

[TC Patriot]

Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

If that is the case, that Pastor Deacon Fred is such a person, then why will Landover Baptist Church no longer pay his legal fees? If he is truly the leader of the Christian world as you say, and not someone who got in Brother Hardwick's way in his quest for power, the church would have done everything to get him released. Instead they have left him to stew and turned the hounds on his secretary.

We are not the Roman Cathicker Church with bottomless coffers and billions in a slush fund for bribing law enforcement. All legal channels have been exhausted. Our Joo lawyers have dropped the ball.

We have other avenues left. While the ladies of Landover pray the rest of of are making "other plans" to liberate Pastor Fred.

You can try to create trouble within our church Satan but like I said before this is not the Roman Cathylicker Church and we don't allow you in Satan. Go back to hell Satan!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

Looks like they caught up with the Pastors poor secretary and made her give up her farce book Password. No evidence yet that they got the Pastor's password out of her.

another dumb dead cut up bitch. Love Facebook. Yeah. Like I make all them do before I do what I do, boo hoo hoo - this slut whispered her password in my ear. Highway 64, Cornfield. piffle ya'll then. more lost friends. HJC.

You piffleing idiots are hilarious. She's better off with Jesus. Right on! Yeah! If your God can find all the parts of her body I scattered across route 64 and put them back together in your made up Heaven! But that shit doesn't matter to you all inbred idiots, does it?? Jesus can just magically do it all! piffletards!

Does not look like the hit was performed by one of your christen brothers.

I will not make a comment on this sad event, but leave it to you to come to your own conclusions as to the state of your church and the length people in it will go to to get what they want.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

His password has turned up but appear to be in the hands of a Presbyterian

Hello. I'm Richard. I found a purse alongside Route 35 near Bethany, Missouri. No ID, just a heart shaped Post-It note with this Facebook info. I'm a Presbyterian gentleman. I understand this info belongs to a Baptist Pastor. I want to do the right thing. E-mail me at: richardpilkins1962@gmail.com I see you have lots o...f friends. I've been reading landoverbaptist.org and I'm confused. Sounds like you are in jail?

Poor Edna, she will know the truth now and be sampling the joys of The Beer Volcano and The Stripper Factory, no longer harassed and put upon, she will also be partaking in the never ending Pasta Feast.

RAmen

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

This is a conversation I had with Pastor Deacon Fred shortly before his troubles began. I think this demonstrates the faith PDF has in his good friend, now Pastor Brother Deacon Harry Hardwick Shepard for Life.
I just do not understand why you try to belittle that friendship and trust. Did Satan send you?

Pastor Fred, ... I have noticed how busy Pastor Flint is within the workings of the church, almost your right hand. My question is if you were suddenly called to do missionary work in some non extradition country after one of your many late night meetings with a large donor would he take charge of the flock or is there another, besides Jesus of course, that we of the flock should blindly follow? I would not like to become a follower of a false prophet and end up in hell.


Pastor Deacon Fred If I am ever absent - my emergency pastoral back-up is always Associate Pastor, Brother Harry Hardwick. You can friend him on the Facebooks - it is always good to have The Bible Answer Man in the buffer if you need some hope and help!

April 23 at 7:43pm

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

This is a conversation I had with Pastor Deacon Fred shortly before his troubles began. I think this demonstrates the faith PDF has in his good friend, now Pastor Brother Deacon Harry Hardwick Shepard for Life.
I just do not understand why you try to belittle that friendship and trust. Did Satan send you?

Pastor Fred, ... I have noticed how busy Pastor Flint is within the workings of the church, almost your right hand. My question is if you were suddenly called to do missionary work in some non extradition country after one of your many late night meetings with a large donor would he take charge of the flock or is there another, besides Jesus of course, that we of the flock should blindly follow? I would not like to become a follower of a false prophet and end up in hell.


Pastor Deacon Fred If I am ever absent - my emergency pastoral back-up is always Associate Pastor, Brother Harry Hardwick. You can friend him on the Facebooks - it is always good to have The Bible Answer Man in the buffer if you need some hope and help!

April 23 at 7:43pm

Well isn't that special...

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

I just do not understand why you try to belittle that friendship and trust. Did Satan send you?

I have not be sent by Satan as Satan does not exist and is a figment of your collective imagination.
All I have been doing is making available the information that I found.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

I have not be sent by Satan as Satan does not exist and is a figment of your collective imagination.
All I have been doing is making available the information that I found.

To change the subject,I really hope to see you at the Freehold Stoning Festival in July. I do believe there are several True Christans™ who would be glad to enter into a lively and vigorous discussion concerning your many comments on Religion, life,our leadership, etc. I myself, get giddy just imagining it! Heaven isn't the only thing I will be aiming at.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

To change the subject,I really hope to see you at the Freehold Stoning Festival in July. I do believe there are several True Christans™ who would be glad to enter into a lively and vigorous discussion concerning your many comments on Religion, life,our leadership, etc. I myself, get giddy just imagining it! Heaven isn't the only thing I will be aiming at.

Just because the recent turn of events have deprived you of your "spritual leader" and brought into question the honesty and credibility of another you had looked up to, no need to infer that my person could be the target of violence.
See that is what your church does to you, you claim not to hate anyone, and that you are just explaining why your imaginary friend would hate me if he existed. I appreciate that that you honestly believe these things, but that belief is twisting you up inside and causing you so much pain. Let go of these believes and accept the truth. Allow the Flying Spaghetti Monster, your true Lord and Creator, into your heart .

I offer you a prayer

Prayer for Beneficial Attributes

Monster grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the strength to change the things I can, and the Noodle to know the difference.

RAmen.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

I took a stroll through the jail yard today and won the soul of a Mexican man who didn't even speak a word of English! It's amazing what a man of God can do if he has a personal relationship with Jesus!

And here's me thinking that you people at Landover did not think your brothers south of the border could be saved.
Once the Pastor gets out (if he gets out alive and does not join Edna) I reckon he will be bringing many of his new found friends to join you in Church

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

A jail guard looked at me the wrong way on Monday. I stuck both my Godly fingers up his nose and ripped it clean off his face, then I busted his head open against my prison cell bars. Needless to say... I'm just getting out of solitary confinement now, and I'm praying the Lord helps me understand Romans 13 better. C...ause I thought I had it down cold! Get me out of this hell hole!!!

Is your good pastor loosing it in the clink?

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

Well isn't that special...

You've seen more pass-overs than Moses!


This once again goes to show what a sad dog and pony show the LBC is. At least we Catholics know how to elect a proper successor without having to deal with prison dramas and failed literacy tests.



Bless you, my as unmarried as I 'Pastor',
Father Mo




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[Dirk]

Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

Is your good pastor loosing it in the clink?

What makes you say that?