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    Please pray for me... the fallen catlick who just can't stay off the wagon. I had to hop back on today... Had to do it, the temptation was too great. Had to look up today's saint day which is JUSTIN:

    So Justin took his newfound faith to the people. This layman became the first great apologist for Christianity and opened the gates of light for so many others. He explained baptism and Eucharist. He explained to the pagans why they didn't worship idols and why that didn't make them atheists. He explained to the Jews how Christians could worship the same God but not follow Jewish laws. He explained to the Greeks and the philosophers how philosophy did not take into account the dignity of humankind. And on and on......

    Living in the land of many cheeses and more vacation days than types of coffee at Starbuck's, it's hard to resist the trinity's grasp. If the Catholics aren't right and I can't tow the line even in Landover, to hell I go!! Whoa!
    Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.

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    Re: fallen cat lick

    Are you drunk? Been gulping communion wine again?

    Take your papist propaganda elsewhere. We are Christians here, not Mary-worshiping bead counters.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #3
      Re: fallen cat lick

      Burp!
      Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.

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      • #4
        Re: fallen cat lick

        What do you expect from a fallen catlick who falls into MORE than TEN or your unsaved cat egories....
        Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.

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        • #5
          Re: fallen cat lick

          Originally posted by BlessedB View Post
          Burp!
          Surely you did not imbibe several pints of the blood of Christ without feasting on an arm or leg of His flesh while you were at it?

          No wonder you're drunk!

          (And an-unsaved barbaric wretch who doesn't have to guts to engage in real cannabilism)

          Disapprovingly Yours,

          Handmaiden
          His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

          Guns For God and the Economy

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          • #6
            Re: fallen cat lick

            No, I just drink, don't eat. Drinking enough makes me guilty as sin.

            And be not drunk with wine wherein is excess, but be filled with the Spirit” (Ephesians 5:18). 1
            Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.

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            • #7
              Re: fallen cat lick

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Are you drunk? Been gulping communion wine again?

              Take your papist propaganda elsewhere. We are Christians here, not Mary-worshiping bead counters.
              Hola Zeke, I had a couple posts with mi hermana SU<. and it seems like M&Ms has been missing for awhile. I've sent flyers to every industrial dipilatory shop on this side of the rio but got no leads as of yet. You dont think this fallen cat lick trash waste of skin could be our own dear sweet lovable Yosemite Sam impersonator gone back to the dark side and trying to regain contact with us somehow,do you? I worry about M&Ms as much as I would any women, which is not much but Its a line that get me laid sometimes.
              Wrestling with Demons.
              Apostle at LARGE to the Heathen Latin Chicas.
              LBCs Token compliance to NAFTA

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              • #8
                Re: fallen cat lick

                Originally posted by Don Bozo el Guapo View Post
                Hola Zeke, I had a couple posts with mi hermana SU<. and it seems like M&Ms has been missing for awhile. I've sent flyers to every industrial dipilatory shop on this side of the rio but got no leads as of yet. You dont think this fallen cat lick trash waste of skin could be our own dear sweet lovable Yosemite Sam impersonator gone back to the dark side and trying to regain contact with us somehow,do you? I worry about M&Ms as much as I would any women, which is not much but Its a line that get me laid sometimes.
                Check her location; it's France. Her fuzz isn't over her lips, it's under her pits.


                Helpfully Yours,

                Handmaiden
                His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                Guns For God and the Economy

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                • #9
                  Re: fallen cat lick

                  Originally posted by Don Bozo el Guapo View Post
                  Hola Zeke, I had a couple posts with mi hermana SU<. and it seems like M&Ms has been missing for awhile. I've sent flyers to every industrial dipilatory shop on this side of the rio but got no leads as of yet. You dont think this fallen cat lick trash waste of skin could be our own dear sweet lovable Yosemite Sam impersonator gone back to the dark side and trying to regain contact with us somehow,do you? I worry about M&Ms as much as I would any women, which is not much but Its a line that get me laid sometimes.
                  Sister M&M is doing undercover work with the bulldyke lezbeans of Cannuckistan. I know we all wish her luck.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #10
                    Re: fallen cat lick

                    Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
                    Check her location; it's France. Her fuzz isn't over her lips, it's under her pits.


                    Helpfully Yours,

                    Handmaiden
                    Im leaving for Paris next week. I'll be sure to keep an eye out for sobrina It.

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Sister M&M is doing undercover work with the bulldyke lezbeans of Cannuckistan. I know we all wish her luck.
                    I'll be flying on Cannuckistan Airlines,got a 4 and a half hour layover in Toronto for the pilot to sober up and so they can strap a few cans of gas on the wings of the Piper Cub. Tell M&Ms to leave her phone# in the mens room (if it not already there) and I'll look her up.
                    Wrestling with Demons.
                    Apostle at LARGE to the Heathen Latin Chicas.
                    LBCs Token compliance to NAFTA

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