Pray for the Oil Soaked Birds! Boycott KFC!

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

Living down here in Beanlandia I have a natural afinity for other 3rd world swamps like Alabama,Louisiana and Missssippi. And all I hear on the news these days is about Oil Soaked Birds in those poor gene pool deprived states. So I propose we show some cajones and Boycott KFC and Popeyes and eat more possum. Any of you T.C. men without cajones could probably borrow M&Ms. Muchos Garcias for your support.

[Talitha]

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Oil soaked Birds.................Hmmmm.... there could be an opportunity there to save some money on our next Book Burning BBQ.
Waste not, want not is what I say.

Can we fly a team down there to do some Beachcombing?

I'm not sure that our Godly Menfolk would go for Possum, but if I tell my Negra House staff it's really Fried Chicken do you think they would notice?

[BelieverInGod]

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I found this recipe online.

If possible, trap 'possum and feed it on milk and cereals for 10 days before killing. Clean, but do not skin. Treat as for pig by immersing the unskinned animal in water just below the boiling point. Test frequently by plucking at the hair. When it slips out readily, remove the 'possum from the water and scrape. While scraping repeatedly, pour cool water over the surface of the animal. Remove small red glands in small of back and under each foreleg between the shoulder and rib.

Possom with Sweet Potatoes

1 opossum (about 2 1/2 pounds)
2 1/2 tsp. salt
Pepper to taste
Flour
1/2 cup water
4 medium sweet potatoes
2 tbsp. sugar


Trim excess fat from opossum and discard. Wash quickly inside and out with warm water; drain thoroughly. Rub salt and pepper well into the opossum inside and out. Sprinkle inside and out with flour. Lay the opossum on its back in a roasting pan.

Add water, cover and bake in 350 degree F. oven until about half done (45 - 60 minutes). Split peeled potatoes in half lengthwise and place in pan around opossum. Add more water if needed. Cover sliced potatoes and opossum and cook 30 more minutes.

Although Seth does hunt possum, we don't eat it. He's got a thing about rats, so trying to serve him a giant one would just garner me a nasty 'correction'. Horse farms do enjoy hiring his services though as possums carry Equine Protozoal Myelonencephalitis AKA "possum disease"

[SUV]

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Pero Don Bozo, Mi Caro, I just love those oil-soaked birds at KFC! So what's a Christian Lady to do?

PS Such a Macho new avatar you have! NEVER let Satan push you into the gutter with the basura ("the un$avED") again!

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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Oil soaked Birds.................Hmmmm .
Waste not, want not is what I say.

Can we fly a team down there to do some Beachcombing?

I'm not sure that our Godly Menfolk would go for Possum, do you think they would notice?

Ay mios dios mi chaquita I guess you were never in London during the 60s. Us old hippies knew what to do with warm oil soaked birds. And it sounds like the "Ladies Of Landover" Have been playin possum for years. I wouldent notice, wouldent give a S%^T either. Bless You and keep you

Pero Don Bozo, Mi Caro, I just love those oil-soaked birds at KFC! So what's a Christian Lady to do?

PS Such a Macho new avatar you have! NEVER let Satan push you into the gutter with the basura ("the un$avED") again!

Hola SU< Mi bonita nina. Dont really know if this will get through but chew tenderly and suck till the bone is dry. P.S Keep M&Ms off my back.

[SUV]

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P.S Keep M&Ms off my back.

That reminds me, I haven't seen the Good Sister around for some time now

Maybe she'll be back. Your presence here always seems to Invoke her

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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That reminds me, I haven't seen the Good Sister around for some time now

Maybe she'll be back. Your presence here always seems to Invoke her

Yeah I remember when any mention of her resemblance to Joseph Stalin would land me in quarantine. Do you think she's ok? Should I go to the Cantina and buy a round now or wait for the obit?

[SUV]

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Yeah I remember when any mention of her resemblance to Joseph Stalin would land me in quarantine. Do you think she's ok? Should I go to the Cantina and buy a round now or wait for the obit?

Sweet JESUS! That red COMMUNISS......Stalin!

If that doesn't bring her back, indeed, we may begin Preaching the Glory of her entrance into Heaven to be with JESUS

If Ladies are allowed past the Pearly Gates into GLORY

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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Sweet JESUS! That red COMMUNISS......Stalin!

If that doesn't bring her back, indeed, we may begin Preaching the Glory of her entrance into Heaven to be with JESUS

If Ladies are allowed past the Pearly Gates into GLORY

Just got word she's either in France or tryin to convert Canukian bull dyks. Im goin back to Froglandia soon so maybe I can pick up her scent on a barber shop floor. As far as the bull dyke thing goes it sounds like a waste of time,but I have had some luck getting the baby dyks back in the groove. Wish me suerte. P.S. I always thought ladies had a lock on the " Pearly Gate to Glory."

[SUV]

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P.S. I always thought ladies had a lock on the " Pearly Gate to Glory."

Mucho Suerto, mi Precioso!

As I understand it from Brother Hairy's Bible Study Class (you know what a short attention span Ladies have) it is unclear in the KJV 1611 whether women will be allowed into Heaven. Perhaps some kind Pastor or Brother will stumble in here soon - well, so to Spaketh,
of course, as Baptist Men never, ever indulge in liquid Spirits - to clear this up for you.