[BelieverInGod]

Re: Prayer For Repent

Are there people that don't keep at least four KJV1611's in their homes at all times?

One of my four is in an air tight glass display case and has never been touched by human hands (only touched by God's hand).

I was going to say I've only got 2 (the one put away and the one I'm currently reading) but then I thought, no we have at least 6, my two, Seth has a couple and the two oldest boys have one each.

[Mark Christ]

Re: Prayer For Repent

You should purchase a new one. Or maybe even 2 or 3 new ones, since you obviously don't know how to properly handle a Holy Bible.

Don't keep them all in the same place though. You don't want all of them to get ruined at the same time.

Are there people that don't keep at least four KJV1611's in their homes at all times?

One of my four is in an air tight glass display case and has never been touched by human hands (only touched by God's hand).

[Jo Freddie]

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I dare say that The Lord would Protect a KJV16611 from any damage as long as your Faith were strong.

Your imaginary friend Elohim is not going to protect anything.

“His Noodly Appendage” would merely sit there going cold.

I have no knowledge of the temperature of The One True God, Blessed be His Noodly Appendages, nor has anyone else, but as He has been around since before the dawn of time so I reckon he is happy with whatever it is, and could fly past any Sun should he feel like a bit of a warm.

This is pure conjecture and is based on no proof whatsoever, nor sound research. May I suggest that the now damaged Bible was not KJV611?

KJV1611 or another version of the Collected Fairy Tales of the chasers still more use as a fire lighter.

and suffer the eternal torments of Hell.

Look I have been over and over this, there is no burning Hell of eternal torment, but you are so badly brainwashed by the cult of Elohim you can't understand this simple fact.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Once dry it will make a good fire lighter.

I dare say that The Lord would Protect a KJV16611 from any damage as long as your Faith were strong. “His Noodly Appendage” would merely sit there going cold.

It may have been the Touch of His Noodly Appendage that caused the drink to seal your book of Fairy Tales.

This is pure conjecture and is based on no proof whatsoever, nor sound research. May I suggest that the now damaged Bible was not KJV611?

You can now discard those lies and forget about worshipping elohim and turn to The One True God The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

and suffer the eternal torments of Hell.

[Warner S. Davidson]

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Originally Posted by BelieverInGod: True, I still have the Bible I was given for my 6th birthday. It's tucked away now in my treasures box since the binding is starting to go and it was a gift from my mother, but it's still in decent shape.

If a Christian child can take care of a Bible, you would think that someone old enough to be on this forum could.

B.I.G. - Correct because you are a disciplined True Christian™ whose care, love and respect for Jesus is clearly reflected in the care, love and respect of your Bible

JustEatIt has an obvious a lack of self discipline and respect for the Lords Book

I would be guessing that this particular KJV1611 in his possession will have been sorely desecrated by chubby fingers coated in grease from the remnants of countless burgers, copious amounts of fries and buckets of chicken

Is there not a law or statute against such desecration and vandalism of the KJV 1611 ????

[BelieverInGod]

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Fickleness and carelessness with the book of God (KJV1611)is not indicative of a dedicated True Christian™.

Why were you so careless

True, I still have the Bible I was given for my 6th birthday. It's tucked away now in my treasures box since the binding is starting to go and it was a gift from my mother, but it's still in decent shape.

If a Christian child can take care of a Bible, you would think that someone old enough to be on this forum could.

[Warner S. Davidson]

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Fickleness and carelessness with the book of God (KJV1611)is not indicative of a dedicated True Christian(tm).

Why were you so careless

[Jo Freddie]

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I would like the lords forgiveness. Yesterday I accidentally spilled capri sun onto my bible and now the pages are all sticky and I can't open the book because the pages my rip. If the pages rip then i'm probably going to go to hell and that's bullshit because it was a accident.

So please brothers and sisters, pray for me. Thanks and god bless you all.

Once dry it will make a good fire lighter.
It may have been the Touch of His Noodly Appendage that caused the drink to seal your book of Fairy Tales. You can now discard those lies and forget about worshipping elohim and turn to The One True God The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

[TitusVI]

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I cant believe what you done with your bible. The hell is near my friend... i pray for your soul.

[Didymus Much]

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Yes I would never want to damage my KJV1611

Nor would I mine, it cost $20. My point was that it may be unwise to consult a damaged Bible. What if the part that God wants you to look at is missing or unreadable? Will you just ignore the smudged parts, or make it up as you go along? While you're busy trying to figure out what God wants, you may look up to find yourself in a confessional.

[Sister Pamela Thompson]

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You should purchase a new one. Or maybe even 2 or 3 new ones, since you obviously don't know how to properly handle a Holy Bible.

Don't keep them all in the same place though. You don't want all of them to get ruined at the same time.

[JustEatIt]

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Yes I would never want to damage my KJV1611. It is my guide to heaven and gives me the justice to smite down the non believers that stand against the divine grace of God almighty.

Amen brothers and sisters, amen.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Even if it's not a KJV1611?

Only the KJV1611 has any sort of value whatsoever. The other "Bibles" are complete garbage, and may be used to wipe one's backside.

[Didymus Much]

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Never forget, you are dealing with The Holy Word of God.

Even if it's not a KJV1611?

There may be billions of Bibles in the world but, obviously, each is filled with The Holy Spirit.

This seems to have a whiff of idolatry to me? I thought it was the Word that has value; the words are just inkmarks on paper.

To OP: I'd obtain a new KJV1611 ASAP. If the old one has sentimental value, keep it on a shelf, otherwise recycle it.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Go see your local Baptist Pastor, explain your predicament. Do NOT attempt to open your present Bible.

http://www.wikihow.com/Properly-Dispose-of-a-Bible

Full of good advice. Never forget, you are dealing with The Holy Word of God. There may be billions of Bibles in the world but, obviously, each is filled with The Holy Spirit.