Brothers and Sisters I stand before you today as a contrite sinner and I ask for your support in prayer, I ask our Savior Jesus Christ to forgive me my sin of omission of certain facts of my past and I hereby admit that I did willfully hide these facts from all of you. When I first introduced myself to the congregation I answered all questions that were asked of me honestly and with no hint of deception. When my hidden secret was not queried I thought it was truly in my past and I could finally move on. Somehow the past has reared its ugly head in the shape of Sam Diamond and I stare shame eye to eye.
During my introduction nothing was mentioned about children, there is or should I say was an Aim junior that I have cast out of my life years ago. The fruit of my loins is well and truly a fruit, a homer and he is one of those foul furries as well. I can not tell you where I went wrong raising the boy but something went very wrong. Days before my wife died the abomination contacted her and sent her this picture.
The ''Fruit'' of my loins
Of course I punished my wife for keeping this picture in my house and now all I can think of is his mother’s joyous meeting with Jesus with this picture in her mind. It breaks my heart.
I should have known if this boy thought he was an animal it would be a unicorn. When he was young I bought him a Noah’s Ark playset and as he would correctly recite a Biblical verse he got to choose which animal got to go on the Ark and in what order. It goes without saying if he did not recite the verse correctly or not as it is written in the KJV it would be the belt for him. I always believed in a fair and balanced upbringing but who here doesn’t. Anyway I digress, every time the unicorn would be standing outside the Ark waiting to get on. The boy would say things like ‘’there is no such thing as unicorns’’ or ‘’show me a picture of a unicorn then’’. What was a parent to do, I’ll tell you what, knock some sense into him for his sake. Problem was the kid could take a punch, I would wail on this kids backside demanding that he recite Job 39, 9-12 and he would just scream in his demonic shrill voice that there was no such thing as unicorns! I mean how the heathen could argue with these words so plainly written is beyond me.
Job 39:9- (King James Version)
9Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?
10Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?
11Wilt thou trust him, because his strength is great? or wilt thou leave thy labour to him?
12Wilt thou believe him, that he will bring home thy seed, and gather it into thy barn?
13Gavest thou the goodly wings unto the peacocks? or wings and feathers unto the ostrich?
14Which leaveth her eggs in the earth, and warmeth them in dust,
15And forgetteth that the foot may crush them, or that the wild beast may break them.
16She is hardened against her young ones, as though they were not her's: her labour is in vain without fear;
17Because God hath deprived her of wisdom, neither hath he imparted to her understanding.
18What time she lifteth up herself on high, she scorneth the horse and his rider.
19Hast thou given the horse strength? hast thou clothed his neck with thunder?
20Canst thou make him afraid as a grasshopper? the glory of his nostrils is terrible.
21He paweth in the valley, and rejoiceth in his strength: he goeth on to meet the armed men.
22He mocketh at fear, and is not affrighted; neither turneth he back from the sword.
23The quiver rattleth against him, the glittering spear and the shield.
24He swalloweth the ground with fierceness and rage: neither believeth he that it is the sound of the trumpet.
25He saith among the trumpets, Ha, ha; and he smelleth the battle afar off, the thunder of the captains, and the shouting.
26Doth the hawk fly by thy wisdom, and stretch her wings toward the south?
27Doth the eagle mount up at thy command, and make her nest on high?
28She dwelleth and abideth on the rock, upon the crag of the rock, and the strong place.
29From thence she seeketh the prey, and her eyes behold afar off.
30Her young ones also suck up blood: and where the slain are, there is she.
What was a father to do? These lessons became a daily occurrence that went on for years, I had my Pastor up many times for guidance and in the end he would even spell me during the beatings. We tried to have his demons exorcised to no avail until at 16 the Pastor recommended some tough love. I will never forget his advice ‘’Put the little SOB out on his ear’’. Those words were like words from Heaven to me.
After hearing my story I hope you understand why I did not bring his existence up. I do understand that omission can be considered a sin and that is what I must ask the Lord to forgive
Please remember me in your prayers and help me through this difficult time of discovery.( If anyone knows who hired Sam Diamond I really would like to know that too)
YIC , AIM
During my introduction nothing was mentioned about children, there is or should I say was an Aim junior that I have cast out of my life years ago. The fruit of my loins is well and truly a fruit, a homer and he is one of those foul furries as well. I can not tell you where I went wrong raising the boy but something went very wrong. Days before my wife died the abomination contacted her and sent her this picture.
The ''Fruit'' of my loins
Of course I punished my wife for keeping this picture in my house and now all I can think of is his mother’s joyous meeting with Jesus with this picture in her mind. It breaks my heart.
I should have known if this boy thought he was an animal it would be a unicorn. When he was young I bought him a Noah’s Ark playset and as he would correctly recite a Biblical verse he got to choose which animal got to go on the Ark and in what order. It goes without saying if he did not recite the verse correctly or not as it is written in the KJV it would be the belt for him. I always believed in a fair and balanced upbringing but who here doesn’t. Anyway I digress, every time the unicorn would be standing outside the Ark waiting to get on. The boy would say things like ‘’there is no such thing as unicorns’’ or ‘’show me a picture of a unicorn then’’. What was a parent to do, I’ll tell you what, knock some sense into him for his sake. Problem was the kid could take a punch, I would wail on this kids backside demanding that he recite Job 39, 9-12 and he would just scream in his demonic shrill voice that there was no such thing as unicorns! I mean how the heathen could argue with these words so plainly written is beyond me.
Job 39:9- (King James Version)
9Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?
10Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?
11Wilt thou trust him, because his strength is great? or wilt thou leave thy labour to him?
12Wilt thou believe him, that he will bring home thy seed, and gather it into thy barn?
13Gavest thou the goodly wings unto the peacocks? or wings and feathers unto the ostrich?
14Which leaveth her eggs in the earth, and warmeth them in dust,
15And forgetteth that the foot may crush them, or that the wild beast may break them.
16She is hardened against her young ones, as though they were not her's: her labour is in vain without fear;
17Because God hath deprived her of wisdom, neither hath he imparted to her understanding.
18What time she lifteth up herself on high, she scorneth the horse and his rider.
19Hast thou given the horse strength? hast thou clothed his neck with thunder?
20Canst thou make him afraid as a grasshopper? the glory of his nostrils is terrible.
21He paweth in the valley, and rejoiceth in his strength: he goeth on to meet the armed men.
22He mocketh at fear, and is not affrighted; neither turneth he back from the sword.
23The quiver rattleth against him, the glittering spear and the shield.
24He swalloweth the ground with fierceness and rage: neither believeth he that it is the sound of the trumpet.
25He saith among the trumpets, Ha, ha; and he smelleth the battle afar off, the thunder of the captains, and the shouting.
26Doth the hawk fly by thy wisdom, and stretch her wings toward the south?
27Doth the eagle mount up at thy command, and make her nest on high?
28She dwelleth and abideth on the rock, upon the crag of the rock, and the strong place.
29From thence she seeketh the prey, and her eyes behold afar off.
30Her young ones also suck up blood: and where the slain are, there is she.
What was a father to do? These lessons became a daily occurrence that went on for years, I had my Pastor up many times for guidance and in the end he would even spell me during the beatings. We tried to have his demons exorcised to no avail until at 16 the Pastor recommended some tough love. I will never forget his advice ‘’Put the little SOB out on his ear’’. Those words were like words from Heaven to me.
After hearing my story I hope you understand why I did not bring his existence up. I do understand that omission can be considered a sin and that is what I must ask the Lord to forgive
Please remember me in your prayers and help me through this difficult time of discovery.
YIC , AIM
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