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  • #1

    Please pray for Shakira to win the World Cup!

    i'm getting tired of all of these games and I'm ready for someone to win this stupid contest and i love Shakira and she's been on plenty of times why can't she win she's so great?

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  • #2
    Re: Please pray for Shakira to win the World Cup!

    Shakira is a terrorist and a communist. The only thing she deserves to win is a one way ticket to Iraqistan.

    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • #3
      Re: Please pray for Shakira to win the World Cup!

      Is she foreign or something?
      God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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      • #4
        Re: Please pray for Shakira to win the World Cup!

        She speaks Mexican but I think she's from Brazil.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • #5
          Re: Please pray for Shakira to win the World Cup!

          She sounds like a farmhand. You don't expect it from such a pretty girl.
          I always figure the daybeans are talking about robbing me when I hear them talk in that gibberish. That's why I always keep a pistol on my hip just in case.
          God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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          • #6
            Re: Please pray for Shakira to win the World Cup!

            Shakira is a Catholic and a Muslim, so she can't be trusted. Just look at the outfits she wears and how she dances, and you'll see that she's a whore of Babylon:


            Who wants to see a woman's bare flesh shaking that way? That is just a total turn-off for me.
            The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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            • #7
              Re: Please pray for Shakira to win the World Cup!

              Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
              Who wants to see a woman's bare flesh shaking that way? That is just a total turn-off for me.
              Perverts - that's who. I find it repulsive to even think about, I dreamt of a woman wearing a skirt that went above the knee once, and I woke up in cold sweats - truly a nightmare. Do we know if she is married?
              6
              A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
              "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

              Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
              If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

              GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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              • #8
                Re: Please pray for Shakira to win the World Cup!

                Originally posted by WinnerNotSinner View Post
                Perverts - that's who. I find it repulsive to even think about, I dreamt of a woman wearing a skirt that went above the knee once, and I woke up in cold sweats - truly a nightmare. Do we know if she is married?
                Shakira or the girl in your dreams?

                Are you trying to get me to be like Daniel and tell you what your dream was, and what it meant? (Daniel 2)

                YIC
                V
                Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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                • #9
                  Re: Please pray for Shakira to win the World Cup!

                  Originally posted by Brother V View Post
                  Shakira or the girl in your dreams?

                  Are you trying to get me to be like Daniel and tell you what your dream was, and what it meant? (Daniel 2)

                  YIC
                  V
                  I meant that overcooked singer, Shakira.

                  But actually, Brother, it might be handy if someone could interpret my dream for me; like Daniel did. I am happily married.

                  Daniel 2
                  47The king answered unto Daniel, and said, Of a truth it is, that your God is a God of gods, and a Lord of kings, and a revealer of secrets, seeing thou couldest reveal this secret.
                  6
                  A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                  "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                  Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                  If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                  GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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