[Sister Charli]

Re: Pray for Landover Baptist Church To Be Shut Down

Please pray that God will shut down this mockery of God's church and punish those responsible.

Oh dear oh dear. Froddo Baggins.

Daddy and I watched the Lord of the Rings trilogy of DVDs.

You are so hung up on the "precious" ring.

Of course we know that to be some underground homersexual metaphor.

[Punnchy]

Re: Pray for Landover Baptist Church To Be Shut Down

Oh dear oh dear. Froddo Baggins.

Daddy and I watched the Lord of the Rings trilogy of DVDs.

You are so hung up on the "precious" ring.

Of course we know that to be some underground homersexual metaphor.

There you go with the assuming things again, a lot of you seem to do that, you really don't know how to play nice.

[Sister Charli]

Re: Pray for Landover Baptist Church To Be Shut Down

There you go with the assuming things again, a lot of you seem to do that, you really don't know how to play nice.

I beg to differ.

It would be very NOT nice of us to not help this poor homer who is begging for God's guideance.

Have you watched all three of the Lord of the Rings movies?

If one word stands out after watching them it is the word "precious". And it refers to the ring.

A precious ring is a homer's playground.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Pray for Landover Baptist Church To Be Shut Down

This forum is: religiously intolerant

And proud of it.

Satorically? What in heck does that mean? You can't just make up words!

I think he means sartorially. Apparently our clothing isn't elegant enough for Jean-Paul Gaultier here. Pardon us for being too busy praying and studying God's Word to make it to Milan Fashion Week this year, friend.

They do not for the life of them even understand the Blessed Virgin Mary!

Do you really have to post your Flying Spaghetti Nonsense on every thread? Yes, we get it, meatballs, papal infallibility, pirates, Mary, noodles, calling mortal men Father even though we only have one Father and he is in Heaven...it's just getting old now, "Father" Jo Freddie.

A christian is a christian

True.

be it this self proclaiming higher status true christian or a saved Methodist.

Untrue by definition. What's a saved Methodist? Is that like a patriotic Obama voter or an honest Jew?

Your forum is treating others in a way no one wants to be treated, and we both know this makes the lord god sad.

Eh? No-one wants to burn in hellfire forever, but that doesn't stop God treating people that way.

[landoverlover]

Re: Pray for Landover Baptist Church To Be Shut Down

You tell him. All this tea-and-crumpet-party ecu, ecumenacicis, ah eco, CONSORTING WITH GODLESS FALSE CHURCHES is HATEFUL.

[Morgana]

Re: Pray for Landover Baptist Church To Be Shut Down

It would be like obama closing down all the Fried Chicken outlets.

It just doesnt happen.

Actually that would happen.....I mean Obammy closing down fried chicken outlets.....he would tax them out of business!!!

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Pray for Landover Baptist Church To Be Shut Down

Actually that would happen.....I mean Obammy closing down fried chicken outlets.....he would tax them out of business!!!

Oh I doubt he'll do that, he'd lose his voter base.

Acorn can't do it all for him.

[Oh_my_thewichisdead]

Re: Pray for Landover Baptist Church To Be Shut Down

Yes, my husband says they were all elves or something (I wouldn't know, I'm not allowed in the same room as the television. I get all my information from the Bible and my husband).
I'm sure "frodobaggins" here is an elven gay as well or something. Earth worshipping hippies saying that we should ignore God's word and "love" everyone. Sounds homosexual to me.

why cant you sit in the same room as the tv?

[Morgana]

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Oh I doubt he'll do that, he'd lose his voter base.

Acorn can't do it all for him.

Well as of yesterday...his approval rating was 41%.....which is lower than his age....or is that is IQ?

[handmaiden]

Re: Pray for Landover Baptist Church To Be Shut Down

And proud of it.


I think he means sartorially. Apparently our clothing isn't elegant enough for Jean-Paul Gaultier here. Pardon us for being too busy praying and studying God's Word to make it to Milan Fashion Week this year, friend.

Thank you, Brother Temperance. I, too, was wondering why the poster was getting so worked up over our clothes. I rarely leave my house, and so do not often wear any.

We know that only an Act of God could shut down Landover Baptist Church.

We also know that will never happen.

Oh, for the inner contentment that comes from knowing the truth about God's Word. I was fearful in the past-- but am so no longer.

Rapturously Yours,

Handmaiden

[SticksAndStones]

Re: Pray for Landover Baptist Church To Be Shut Down

Thank you, Brother Temperance. I, too, was wondering why the poster was getting so worked up over our clothes. I rarely leave my house, and so do not often wear any.

We know that only an Act of God could shut down Landover Baptist Church.

We also know that will never happen.

Oh, for the inner contentment that comes from knowing the truth about God's Word. I was fearful in the past-- but am so no longer.

Rapturously Yours,

Handmaiden

Hi Handy! Long time.. where have you been?

I agree with you, this place is not going to get shut down anytime soon. It spreads the message of True Christianity everywhere in the internet.

But, unless you are living in a high rise, where at least a bathrobe on.

[Mr Eskimo]

Re: Pray for Landover Baptist Church To Be Shut Down

like i said before these baptist are mostly child molestor murderers and rapist trying to get some redemption from some one who doesnt give a fuck about them all trash every last one of them

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Pray for Landover Baptist Church To Be Shut Down

like i said before these baptist are mostly child molestor murderers and rapist trying to get some redemption from some one who doesnt give a piffle about them all trash every last one of them

You're still confusing us with catholics. Let me put it to you simply, we don't follow the guy with the silly fish hat.

[James Dewitt]

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You're still confusing us with catholics. Let me put it to you simply, we don't follow the guy with the silly fish hat.

I don't know about you Sister, but I am getting sick and tired of them damn Catliks. They just make all True Christians look bad. I pray every day that Jesus kills each and every one of them, starting with that Pope fella.

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

Re: Pray for Landover Baptist Church To Be Shut Down

A precious ring is a homer's playground.

Indeed, Sister! I hear that the catylicks have to kiss their pope's ring! I hope they wash their lips with bleach afterwards!