Prayer For Christopher Hitchens Deathbed Conversion Answered!

[landoverlover]

Re: Pray For Christopher Hitchens Deathbed Conversion

Hitchens deserves some credit. The good thing about atheists, if you can call it that, is they call out ALL false religions, sects, and cults - which is all of them minus one.

We should thank Hitchens for exposing Mother Teresa for the grotesque sinner she was in his book "The Missionary Position." Had it not been for him, the world would not have known that Ms. Teresa, for example:

- Refused to give more than aspirin to dying cancer patients, saying their pain was "being kissed by Jesus."

- Took money donated by a person convicted of bank fraud who got it by swindling working class people - then refused to give it back when told about the source.

- Refused to account for tens of millions of dollars received in donations, while dying patients at her "clinic" in Calcutta slept on military cots.

Etcetera etcetera etcetera.

Indeed the prayers are worth the effort.

[Katander]

Re: Pray For Christopher Hitchens Deathbed Conversion

I question why Atheists would attempt to convert people to Satanism.

Do you not understand what Atheism is?

Mark, you have to remember they only follow scripture. And the bible does not hold atheists in high regard...

Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

Psalm 14:2 The LORD looked down from heaven upon the children of men, to see if there were any that did understand, and seek God.

Psalm 14:3 They are all gone aside, they are all together become filthy: there is none that doeth good, no, not one.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Pray For Christopher Hitchens Deathbed Conversion

I question why Atheists would attempt to convert people to Satanism.

Do you not understand what Atheism is?

Trust us friend when we TRUE Christians(tm) of Landover say we know all about atheists. Atheists will resort to any device to mock believers to make their Satan inspired point.

As for Hitchens, while he is no Doris Day he is one of the Four Horsemen of the Atheist Apocalypse. This gang of four is a cabal of so called intellectuals, out to destroy religion by perverting logic and reason. It is fitting that cancer is striking Hitchens down because who could of forseen throat cancer in a middle aged chain smoker? Hitchen's illness is proof positive of the existence of God.

If Hitchens has any honesty he will repent and turn his life over to Jesus before our Loving Savior makes Hitchens endure a slow, painful death.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Pray For Christopher Hitchens Deathbed Conversion

I question why Atheists would attempt to convert people to Satanism.

Do you not understand what Atheism is?

It makes no difference in the eyes of the LORD.

Matthew 12:30 He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.

[Mark Hoover]

Re: Pray For Christopher Hitchens Deathbed Conversion

I question why Atheists would attempt to convert people to Satanism.

Do you not understand what Atheism is?

[Jedediah]

Re: Pray For Christopher Hitchens Deathbed Conversion

God has already answered my prayers once concerning this wicked man. Granted, I was praying for the LORD to strike Hitchens in the marrow; but the LORD knows best how to handle these situations.

Watching the interview, Hitchens practically begged True Christians™ everywhere to pray for him! This would be a serious notch in our collective belt if we can pull this conversion off. Just imagine how pleased Jesus will be with us!

Luke 15:10
Likewise, I say unto you, there is joy in the presence of the angels of God over one sinner that repenteth.

Just as there are no atheists in foxholes, there are no atheists with terminal illness. Thank God for ridding us of this nuisance and setting the stage to win his soul for Christ all in one fell swoop!

Praise Him!

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Pray For Christopher Hitchens Deathbed Conversion

What an excellent idea, Pastor Zeke! But, allow me to sweeten the deal for anyone who participates. As you all know, God especially listens to me more than most people because I am a pure, perfect, Christlike man. It's like most people's prayers have to go through a bitchy secretary, but I got a direct line to boss's personal cell phone. Thus, it would be most effective if people prayed for Hitchens to convert to Christ through my prayers.

On my show I devote 5 minutes to prayer requests. I can publicly pray for you, on the air, all for giving a meager love offering of $500. Miracles have happened when I prayed for people! Cancer has gone away, people have found their dream jobs, annoying neighbors have died in bizarre accidents. Don't forget, God will give you anything you ask for! (Matthew 21:22)

So do this: Pray to Jesus that Christopher Hitchens finds the light and becomes a True Christian(tm). Then send my ministry a donation (preferably more than minimum to achieve more efficacy) and I will pray on air that Jesus will listen to your prayer and to put it as top priority. You will then be on your way to win the $1 million prize that is being offered!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Brothers and sisters, as you all heard me announce last Sunday in church, the notorious atheist thug Christopher Hitchens has been stricken by Jesus with throat cancer. I praise Jesus for this, as I know you all do as well. His will be done.

I think it is particularly appropriate that Jesus has chosen to strike Mr. Hitchen's voice box, as it has been the atheist's main weapon in convincing people to worship satan. This particular atheist has spent years giving lectures and writing thick books espousing the typical hatred that atheists espouse, and so he has a lot to answer to Jesus for. If he follows his chosen path, he will certainly be hurled down into the deepest abyss of hell, there to be tortured in unspeakable painful ways for all eternity. One can only imagine...

But friends, I have been touched by this miserable, obese, alcoholic foreign godmocker's plight. As America's leading True Christian™ Pastor, I feel it is my Christian duty to do everything I can to get this angry sinner Saved and sent to Heaven. Yes I do.

Therefore, I am calling on all my Prayer Warriors to start Praying today to CONVERT CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS FOR CHRIST and that he be WASHED CLEAN OF SIN IN JESUS' SWEET, SWEET BLOOD. I'm ordering round the clock Prayer on this one, because the demons he worships are strong. Use whatever it takes, Prayer Warriors. Time to do battle with satan and post your Prayers here.

I'm putting a $1 million bounty on Christopher Hitchen's soul. Bring him to Christ and you shall be *rewarded.






*Certain conditions apply. Must be a practicing True Christian™ with tithes paid in full. Must bring material evidence of the conversion. Offer void where prohibited.