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My local pastor asked that the whole congregation pray for his sister in law who under the influence of her Satanist family voted for Obama. I have no doubt his pleas for prayer extend to my good brothers and sisters in the Official True Christian™ Church Web Forums. Praise God.
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She could still come back to Jesus, Brother! Hence the prayers!Originally posted by Brother Snapper Grogan View Post
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Re: For my pastor
Why did her husband tell her to vote for Obama?
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Exactly. It's shocking that someone brought up in such a family would be allowed to lead a Church of Believing Christians.Originally posted by BelieverInGod View PostWhy did her husband tell her to vote for Obama?sigpic
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