Pray that my niece stops the sin of covetness

[pogmohone]

My neice badly wants a USB stick that is disguised as Barbie's head.
Is this a sin?
Maria.

[Felicity]

Re: Pray that my niece stops the sin of covetness

@pogmohone Who is Barbie?

[pogmohone]

Re: Pray that my niece stops the sin of covetness

Barbie is that doll that looks like a stretched woman with titanic norks.

[HTannor]

Re: Pray that my niece stops the sin of covetness

I believe it is sinful for impressionable young girls to be exposed to the likes of Barbie.

Barbie's should restricted to mature people only.

I, myself, have a treasured Barbie mounted on my USB stick and keep it out of sight of the little girls that visit my trailer.

[pogmohone]

Re: Pray that my niece stops the sin of covetness

Here's a picture of the vile object.
Probably could used in witchcraft, I'll bet.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Pray that my niece stops the sin of covetness

Barbie is that doll that looks like a stretched woman with titanic norks.

What are 'Titanic Norks', are they some sort of viking boats?

[pogmohone]

Re: Pray that my niece stops the sin of covetness

They can be used as boats according to a Baptist missionary that spent some time in the region.
His wife, Lady Whiteadder used to call them the "Devil's Dumplings".

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: Pray that my niece stops the sin of covetness

Barbie Doll Mannequins at the Macy's in Santa Monica, CA are showing me a new tunnel route to 3rd Degree SPACESHIP ETERNITY. Only HOLY PRIESTS SANCTIFIED BY THE DEATH OF DONUT EMPIRES will tell you everything you need to know about the A/C attenaes inside the halls of my blood vessels which are used for smuggling artificial cocaine for BRAIN WORSHIP and CARTOON PROPAGANDA.

TIME-TRAVELING JELLYFISH FROM 700 BILLION YEARS AGO AND 10 MILLION LIGHT YEARS AWAY ARE HERE TO BRING YOU A MESSAGE, FLOATING ACROSS SPACE-TIME SINCE INCEPTION, IN THE DARKNESS OF SPACE THE JELLYFISH FLOAT, 100 BILLION JELLYFISH LOOKING FOR A HOME AND HERE IS THEIR MESSAGE WRITTEN INSIDE THEIR PLASTIC SACS:

Absalom abaloth....siraph din hakkaraton.

FIND CLUES INSIDE WALL ST. JOURNAL....CHECK STOCKS JANUARY 8, 1996 FOR THE TRUTH.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Pray that my niece stops the sin of covetness

MPH, you were released withut meds again? Does Nurse Clampett know where you are?

[pogmohone]

Re: Pray that my niece stops the sin of covetness

Brother Hemholz,

Put down the bottle and stand away from the keyboard.

Your in Christ
Maria

[HTannor]

Re: Pray that my niece stops the sin of covetness

Brother Hemholz,

Put down the bottle and stand away from the keyboard.

Your in Christ
Maria

Private message to Miss pogohone:

(I'm sending this as a private message so that you will not be embarrassed by others reading it)

Please refrain from using the term: "Brother." Until such a time that you reach the lofty status of True Christian™ please refer to the gentlemen here as Mister. And the ladies here should be addressed as Miss or Mrs.

In the same light do not use the phrase "Ms" as that is strictly some new-age claptrap used by bull dykes when they are running their greasy, smelly hands all over their partner's priva.................I can't go on because the thought is just so sickening.