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I've been a horrible. I just took a cat name and God came to me in my dream. He told me that if I get 20 people to pray for me,then he will save me from my liberalism and homosexuality. Help me, brothers and sisters!
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Unless He will also save you from your mongoloidism, I'd say you'd still be in some pretty serious trouble. Did your mommy indulge in a lot of rum while pregnant with you?Originally posted by rumymommy? View PostO Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity. -
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We have a name for people like you on the WoW OT forums...it's called a troll. and you're not a very creative one if I might add.Originally posted by rumymommy? View PostYea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...Comment
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That's what I was thinking too, and she doesn't have a cute avatar like yours, harp guy!Originally posted by Enigmatic Harpo Marx View Post
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...Comment
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Ya I can't take the credit for that though. I guess somebody knows how to work photoshopOriginally posted by Sister Noddy View PostThat's what I was thinking too, and she doesn't have a cute avatar like yours, harp guy!Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...Comment
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