[Hubert Hope]

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You aren't endorsing Gay Anal Sex, are you? Haven't you read the original post? It could cause an environmental meltdown due to all the methane and burning feces!

(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)

No Ma'am, by the grace of Christ, Gay Anal Sex is the root of all evil!. I myself has been trying to prevent these acts from occuring through out the society by myself before I knew the existence of this God blessed of a church community in Christ.

You see, I've been hunting on homers since 1979. As a young man back then I used to carried with me the Bible & a steel batton wherever I go & was always on the alert to smack any homers I caught kissing or commiting sodomy in public half to death with it.

I remembered seen how Christ Jesus always gave me a jolly ol'thumbs up and a big smile upon every strike and beating I gave them homers it was the best'st moment of my life.

[Cindy Lou Jenkins]

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A wise man told me once If you wish to beat your enemy you got to think like your enemy & out manoeuvre them in every aspect, just to get you the advantage.

But I suppose you're right good sir! We'll leave it at that..

You aren't endorsing Gay Anal Sex, are you? Haven't you read the original post? It could cause an environmental meltdown due to all the methane and burning feces!

(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)

[Hubert Hope]

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Let us just leave it as just exterminating the Homers. No need to. Get into their state of minds.

A wise man told me once If you wish to beat your enemy you got to think like your enemy & out manoeuvre them in every aspect, just to get you the advantage.

But I suppose you're right good sir! We'll leave it at that..

[Melvin K. Dobbs]

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Let us just leave it as just exterminating the Homers. No need to. Get into their state of minds.

[Hubert Hope]

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Are you saying we must be Homers?

We must be homers exterminators! & there is no better and easier way than to get into their mental state of mind.

[Melvin K. Dobbs]

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Are you saying we must be Homers?

[Hubert Hope]

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We must go to the source of the problem directly and eliminate them!

I believe that to beat your enemies you've got to first analyze your enemies by stepping in their shoes & think the way they do. It is the best known method through out the century well known ever since the day of the crusade!

Thus in order to beat Homers you gotta think like a Homer & out Homer the homer, beat them inside out in the glory of Christ Jesus!

[Mrs. Rogers]

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Exactly. God is completely heterosexual, like Ted Haggard.

Amen, Larry. However, in GOD's defense, there is nothing in the Bible to suggest that He partook of homosexualized sex in order to establish just how very completely heterosexual He is ... after all, I'm fairly certain that is what Ted did? Stuffed himself silly with the Fruit of Homo Knowledge in order to completely reject said knowledge -- and only by being comfortable with and complete in his heterosexuality was Ted able to purge himself of his internalized heterophobia. Glory!

Perhaps Ted came to realise that every act of G.A.S. is a form of hetero-bashing -- and therefore is a hate crime.

[Larry Lee]

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I like gay sex, I don't think there's nothing wrong with it. You're not harming anyone. Trying to eliminate this behavior is impossible. It will always exist no matter what you do.

Of course there is something wrong with gay sex. God hates it.

Exactly. God is completely heterosexual, like Ted Haggard.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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And growing more cows for you to eat. If you were so worried about methane, then you would cause cows to go extinct. That would greatly reduce the methane production on the planet.

It would also express ingratitude to the Almighty for one of His best gifts:

Genesis 9:1-3: And God blessed Noah and his sons, and said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth. And the fear of you and the dread of you shall be upon every beast of the earth, and upon every fowl of the air, upon all that moveth [upon] the earth, and upon all the fishes of the sea; into your hand are they delivered. Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you; even as the green herb have I given you all things.

Now why do you hate God so much?

[Barks a Lot]

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So by eating cows we are reducing methane.

And growing more cows for you to eat. If you were so worried about methane, then you would cause cows to go extinct. That would greatly reduce the methane production on the planet.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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I'm not trying to speak for anyone here. Don't put words in my mouth. If you don't like it, that's none of my business. But don't try to impose your lifestyle on other people, including me.

You queers are the ones trying to impose your lifestyle on us. That's why you rape little boys -to induct them into the fag deathstyle. You never hear about straight people raping a queer, do you?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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What I don't understand is that most of the people here eat beef. Cows produce more methane than anything, including anal sex, which doesn't produce any methane at all. Flatulence and evacuation produce methane and EVERYONE does them. Also, it is impossible to change who you truly are. If you are a god fearing person, then that won't change. If you are a homosexual, then that won't change either.

So by eating cows we are reducing methane.

[Levi Jones]

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I like gay sex, I don't think there's nothing wrong with it. You're not harming anyone. Trying to eliminate this behavior is impossible. It will always exist no matter what you do.

Of course there is something wrong with gay sex. God hates it.

[lucky_star]

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Because you people are hilarious. I don't know, maybe I have plans. Lol. Nothing evil btw. You might help actually.