[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex

I'm glad to see so many of you participating in my wife's most succesful thread to date. I must admit to helping her with it a little bit, but the core idea is hers. Let me tell you, Cindy Lou is positively repulsed by gay anal sex, with or without my influence. But we both knew that ending gay anal sex was something that all True Christians(tm) could get behind.

[WWJDnow]

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I just feel that I have to say that Gay sex is wrong, immoral, sinful, and totally disgusting. Brother Worthington is right--gay sex must come to an end!

[proteastantguy]

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When it comes to gay sex, I often pray for an end.

Me too

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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When it comes to gay sex, I often pray for an end.

As do I, Brother! I used to have the most terrifying nightmares about it. I would wake up soaked with sweat, shivering with terror. I would have to change the sheets immediately!

I pray daily that I will never be confronted with brutal Gay Anal Sex!

[H. Montague Worthington]

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When it comes to gay sex, I often pray for an end.

[Master Gordon]

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Oh I see. cracking read that!

see what happens if you transgress against the will of God, now you have been quarantined.

[James Hutchins]

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What you gonna do then Gay boy?

Son, as much as you want me, I am not a homer like you.

You've been QT'd, have fun with all the other losers there.

[James Hutchins]

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as I cant start any threads, I would like to say that I've seen the error of my ways and would like to be forgiven for the start I've had here.
So please pray for me!
Thank you

You have a lot of repenting to do.

You need to go into every thread you have post, apologize for your bad behavior and sins. Then make reparations to those that you've hurt. Once you have cleaned up the mess you made here, we can begin on the outside world. How old are you now?

[Clinger]

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How many times were you raped by your priests before you started to like it?

as I cant start any threads, I would like to say that I've seen the error of my ways and would like to be forgiven for the start I've had here.
So please pray for me!
Thank you

[Clinger]

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How many times were you raped by your priests before you started to like it?

May the Lord strike you down for saying such things!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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OI OI I'm Catholic!

How many times were you raped by your priests before you started to like it?

[Titus Templeton]

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Hear, hear! Gay anal sex is Satan's weapon of choice for full out assault on traditional American values. It absolutely sickens me that men could do that with each other. I think about that all the time. It's so hard, I can't get my mind off gay sex because it bothers me so much. When I wake up in the morning, through the afternoon, and into the night, if I let my mind wander just a little bit, I just imagine the horribleness that is gay anal sex. Whenever I meet a new guy, I wonder if he is secretly a homo and in my mind I can see him engaged in gay sex. Even when I go to sleep, I dream incessantly about gay sex, and watching the men do this despicable act with one another and I feel absolutely powerless to stop it. Absolutely disgusting!

You are not alone with that. I think its a kind of self defense against anal-sex we all have in ourselfes.

[Rebuko the Clown]

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Hear, hear! Gay anal sex is Satan's weapon of choice for full out assault on traditional American values. It absolutely sickens me that men could do that with each other. I think about that all the time. It's so hard, I can't get my mind off gay sex because it bothers me so much. When I wake up in the morning, through the afternoon, and into the night, if I let my mind wander just a little bit, I just imagine the horribleness that is gay anal sex. Whenever I meet a new guy, I wonder if he is secretly a homo and in my mind I can see him engaged in gay sex. Even when I go to sleep, I dream incessantly about gay sex, and watching the men do this despicable act with one another and I feel absolutely powerless to stop it. Absolutely disgusting!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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OI OI I'm Catholic!

There's still time to renounce your Mary-hailing ways and become a True Christian™.

[Clinger]

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If we could get Catholic priests to stop their sodomite ways, we would be halfway to stomping out this abomination!

OI OI I'm Catholic!