Pray For Unholy Loins

[Dr.Isaiah]

I run this small pharmacy in Eden, Manitoba, Canada. Although the town is mostly Caucasian, some Injuns find their way there once in a while.
(I requested that the town council re-introduce law that would designate Injuns in groups of more than three to be considered raiding parties, thus allowing residents to open fire on them.)

But I digress.

This young Injun squaw came in my humble shop and asked for the M.A.P. The morning-after pill! I ask her why she wants to douse God's creation with chemical poison and she replies that her boyfriend forgot to put on a condom. I got angry, fast. I shouted at her that first of all, condoms are unholy miniature garbage bags for unsaved trash like her, and that M.A.P is even worse! Not only do you prevent God's work from happening, but now you try to kill it.

I waived my hand and my shop-helper, a gimp by the name of Steve, proceeded to hit her with a Swiffer mop or something. Steve beat her out of my store something quick. He moves fast when he wants to.

But I was still shaken. This poor soul. She is already in trouble being an Injun and all, but now she wants to make her groin a Satanic soup for all the other Injuns out there.

Pray for her my brothers and sisters. Pray that an accident disfigures her so that no other Injun will want to condemn his soul to eternal damnation with her evil loins.

Praise Jesus.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Pray For Unholy Loins

Was this Indian one that was taught by missionary's or one of those father moon, mother river, brother polecat kind? I will not state unequivocally but if you are dealing with one of those hard core heathen types that constantly denies the word of our Lord and follows those claptrap wiccan ways, giving out the MAP might actually be doing the Lords work. God has never been shy about using one of his believers to rid the world of unbelievers. This is something you might want to ask one of the Pastors about, it is worth a few minutes to find out.
YIC

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Pray For Unholy Loins

Was this Indian one that was taught by missionary's or one of those father moon, mother river, brother polecat kind? I will not state unequivocally but if you are dealing with one of those hard core heathen types that constantly denies the word of our Lord and follows those claptrap wiccan ways, giving out the MAP might actually be doing the Lords work. God has never been shy about using one of his believers to rid the world of unbelievers. This is something you might want to ask one of the Pastors about, it is worth a few minutes to find out.
YIC

Indeed. Perhaps it be best if unhuman, native trash does not procreate. While it is absolutely clear that the Saved(TM) may not interfere with conception, I think Psalm 137:9 provides guidance here,

Happy [shall he be], that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

Here God is telling the Saved(TM) how to cut back on the amount of unSaved Trash walking the earth. Now, since we are commanded to obey secular law, dashing pagan babies, fun though that would be, is frowned upon by the authorities. But, we can still achieve the same Godly result (fewer heathen spawn) as dashing them upon the stones, by using morning after pills judiciously.

Now this puts a serious responsibility upon the OP here. He must NEVER dispense a MAP to the Saved(TM), but it occurs to me now, it actually is impossible for someone who is Saved(TM) to even contemplate using the MAP, so I guess there never would be a Saved(TM) woman asking for a MAP . . . .

[Dr.Isaiah]

Re: Pray For Unholy Loins

Interesting point Brothers, however, if it's God's will to put that heathen trash on my path, maybe the unborn child deserved to be saved.

This is why I take the Bible literally, it offers a strict code of conduct for the Saved; no deviation, no "thinking", no twisting.

To get back on topic, I think that a Pastor's contribution on this matter would be much appreciated. If we follow the logic that dispensing a MAP is doing God's work, then the baby-killing doctors are spared from eternal damnation.

It is not up to lowly humans to determine who is saved or not, that God's job. I will abide by the Bible's rule that all life is sacred until I hear from one of the Pastors. The last thing I want is to be shovelling coal in Hell with the rest of those abortionist monsters. Think of the shame I would feel when I meet Jesus for the first time before being kicked into Hell.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Pray For Unholy Loins

Dr. Issiah, I have to ask you if you sell Preparation H or something similar in your shop? If so you might be slowing the Lords work too. Looking to 1st Samuel 5:6-12 . Of course this balm just offers temporary relief not a cure.

6But the hand of the LORD was heavy upon them of Ashdod, and he destroyed them, and smote them with emerods, even Ashdod and the coasts thereof.
7And when the men of Ashdod saw that it was so, they said, The ark of the God of Israel shall not abide with us: for his hand is sore upon us, and upon Dagon our god.
8They sent therefore and gathered all the lords of the Philistines unto them, and said, What shall we do with the ark of the God of Israel? And they answered, Let the ark of the God of Israel be carried about unto Gath. And they carried the ark of the God of Israel about thither.
9And it was so, that, after they had carried it about, the hand of the LORD was against the city with a very great destruction: and he smote the men of the city, both small and great, and they had emerods in their secret parts.
10Therefore they sent the ark of God to Ekron. And it came to pass, as the ark of God came to Ekron, that the Ekronites cried out, saying, They have brought about the ark of the God of Israel to us, to slay us and our people.
11So they sent and gathered together all the lords of the Philistines, and said, Send away the ark of the God of Israel, and let it go again to his own place, that it slay us not, and our people: for there was a deadly destruction throughout all the city; the hand of God was very heavy there.
12And the men that died not were smitten with the emerods: and the cry of the city went up to heaven.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Pray For Unholy Loins

Interesting point Brothers, however, if it's God's will to put that heathen trash on my path, maybe the unborn child deserved to be saved.

This is why I take the Bible literally, it offers a strict code of conduct for the Saved; no deviation, no "thinking", no twisting.

To get back on topic, I think that a Pastor's contribution on this matter would be much appreciated. If we follow the logic that dispensing a MAP is doing God's work, then the baby-killing doctors are spared from eternal damnation.

It is not up to lowly humans to determine who is saved or not, that God's job. I will abide by the Bible's rule that all life is sacred until I hear from one of the Pastors. The last thing I want is to be shovelling coal in Hell with the rest of those abortionist monsters. Think of the shame I would feel when I meet Jesus for the first time before being kicked into Hell.

Indeed. And I would wholeheartedly relish dashing the spawn of the heathen unSaved against cold, hard stones, but unfortunately, secular law, promulgated by liberal unBelievers, prohibits that. Perhaps our Christian objections to the morning after pill would be abated and assuaged if instead of letting the unSaved mothers to be decide whether or not to use that pill, that we instead, decide, case by case, for them?

Maybe we could perhaps have a panel of True Christian pastors and laity evaluate all the unSaved scum desirous of spawning, and determine which ones (if any) have a greater chance of bearing off spring with the potential for Salvation?


I do not offer this idea as an alternative to other Scripture, but rather as a fulfillment of Psalm 137. God wants to reward us with happiness at destroying the off spring of our enemies, and I do not wish to deny Him that pleasure and honor.