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  • #61
    Re: Pray for Michael Jackson

    Originally posted by exactimages View Post
    Oh, so God loves sarcasism huh? He also loves you to be all high and mighty and full of yourself too. What a wonderful God you have. Is that how you teach someone?? Aren't you supposed to be helping people or are you just going to point your finger at everyone and know you are saved? You have to be the worst speaker for him that I've ever heard. And yes I have read the bible, and it says that all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, except you evidently.
    I am not being sarcastic. Without sincere repentance, there can be no Salvation. As a True Christian(tm) Pastor, I am commanded by God to rebuke heathens.

    2 Timothy 4:2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #62
      Re: Pray for Michael Jackson

      Are you kidding??? The whole thing is sarcasim. What's it to you anyway, who burns in hell, are you keeping tabs or something. You seem a little too happy about it, truely you should be sad.
      Lev.18:22
      Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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      • #63
        Re: Pray for Michael Jackson

        Originally posted by exactimages View Post
        Are you kidding??? The whole thing is sarcasim. What's it to you anyway, who burns in hell, are you keeping tabs or something. You seem a little too happy about it, truely you should be sad.
        I am but a humble servant of Jesus, His will be done.

        Take your hate elsewhere, demon.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • #64
          Re: Pray for Michael Jackson

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          I am not being sarcastic. Without sincere repentance, there can be no Salvation. As a True Christian(tm) Pastor, I am commanded by God to rebuke heathens.
          Mister "putting the Stud back in bible study" huh?? Is that part of Rebuking?? I didn't know that had anything to do with bible study. Are you saying that I am a heathen? Why because I am stating the obvious and not kissing up to all you haters? What ever happened to judge not lest ye be judged? What about innocent until proven guilty? What about the commandment love thy neighbor? You should be praying sincerely and not worrying about being sooooo studly. LOL NOT
          Lev.18:22
          Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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          • #65
            Re: Pray for Michael Jackson

            Originally posted by exactimages View Post
            Every single post on this thread is full of hatred! What the heck is wrong with you people????? I joined because I couldn't believe the unbelievable words coming out of CHRISTIAN mouths. I cannot stand by and let you all call yourselves christians, this is very disheartening and I will find any way possible to stop you from using GOD as a front for what you are really doing here. I know you can still sleep at night, no concience.
            Oh, go watch Touched by an Angel you big baby. This site clearly states LOB's Bible is the King James Version and there are no happy endings for sinners. You want us to tell you a bunch of lies? We won't. The people here have not been rude, just blatantly truthful and you don't seem to like it. So, leave. No one is making you stay. I personally find LOB's candor refreshing and besides Pastor Zeke has a great tagline.

            Here is a link to the KJ Version - read it before you post again.

            Read, hear, and study Scripture at the world's most-visited Christian website. Grow your faith with devotionals, Bible reading plans, and mobile apps.

            Be sure and choose the King James Version and not "new".
            sigpicGenesis 1:20-22
            21And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

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            • #66
              Re: Pray for Michael Jackson

              Originally posted by exactimages View Post
              What ever happened to judge not lest ye be judged?
              Please quote the Scripture. Don't take God's Word out of context. Landover Baptist doesn't cherry-pick like that. Quote the ENTIRE Scripture.


              Originally posted by exactimages View Post
              What about innocent until proven guilty?
              Not in the Bible.


              Originally posted by exactimages View Post
              What about the commandment love thy neighbor?
              A child molestor is hardly likely to be my neighbor, now are they? That commandment refers to our fellow True Christians(tm). Unsaved scum are not our neighbors.


              Originally posted by exactimages View Post
              You should be praying sincerely and not worrying about being sooooo studly. LOL NOT
              Your attempts to seduce me into committing sodomy with you will not succeed. Just because I have the same blond hair and blue eyes as Jesus, that doesn't mean that I am willing to sink to your level.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #67
                Re: Pray for Michael Jackson

                Originally posted by MidwestCatLady View Post
                Oh, go watch Touched by and Angel you big baby. This site clearly states LOB's Bible is the King James Version and there are no happy endings for sinners. You want us to tell you a bunch of lies? We won't. The people here have not been rude, just blatantly truthful and you don't seem like it. So, leave. No one is making you stay. I personally find LOB's candor refreshing and besides Pastor Zeke has a great tagline.

                Here is a link to the KJ Version - read it before you post again.

                Read, hear, and study Scripture at the world's most-visited Christian website. Grow your faith with devotionals, Bible reading plans, and mobile apps.

                Be sure and choose the King James Version and not "new".
                Where are the lies?????? Point them out to me. I am not a liar and I don't appreciate your sarcasim either. You wouldn't know the truth if it walked up and slapped you in the face. What makes you so sure of yourself anyway, where you in the room when the pediphile struck?? Why didn't you stop him since you witnessed it yourself?? You have no idea, just what the media tells you. You can read whatever version you want of the bible, it will still have the same ending for you. Twist it and turn it all you want, God knows your heart! Ha ha ha ha!!!
                Lev.18:22
                Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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                • #68
                  Re: Pray for Michael Jackson

                  Originally posted by exactimages View Post
                  Where are the lies?????? Point them out to me. I am not a liar and I don't appreciate your sarcasim either. You wouldn't know the truth if it walked up and slapped you in the face. What makes you so sure of yourself anyway, where you in the room when the pediphile struck?? Why didn't you stop him since you witnessed it yourself?? You have no idea, just what the media tells you. You can read whatever version you want of the bible, it will still have the same ending for you. Twist it and turn it all you want, God knows your heart! Ha ha ha ha!!!
                  Well. I Touched a nerve apparently. I actually watched the orginal BBC broadcast and the court proceedings where there were five X-staff of Jacko the Wacko that claimed to actually see him molest little boys. It was very explicit! They, of course, were fired as soon as they saw what MJ was up to.

                  So, you can say: "Oh, they were just angry ex-employees." But most people would never go through the effort and time in court to testify as a witness if they have nothing to gain and everything to lose. Which these people certainly did. If you ever once bothered to remove your IPOD from your brain for a day, you might have actually heard the COURT proceedings rather than what the media had to say. You insult me by thinking I get all my information from E-News. (hahahahahahahah - moron.)

                  Hey, this is still you if a bus hits you tomorrow. No True Christian could defend a homer child molestor:
                  sigpicGenesis 1:20-22
                  21And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

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                  • #69
                    Re: Pray for Michael Jackson

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Please quote the Scripture. Don't take God's Word out of context. Landover Baptist doesn't cherry-pick like that. Quote the ENTIRE Scripture.




                    Not in the Bible.




                    A child molestor is hardly likely to be my neighbor, now are they? That commandment refers to our fellow True Christians™. Unsaved scum are not our neighbors.




                    Your attempts to seduce me into committing sodomy with you will not succeed. Just because I have the same blond hair and blue eyes as Jesus, that doesn't mean that I am willing to sink to your level.
                    Are you kidding me??? You are ridiculous and obviously working with the devil. Seduce you, I can't stop puking. Sodomy??? What the heck does that have to do with anything? You are sick and perverted. Comparing yourself to Jesus? You would literally have to climb Mt. Everest to SINK to MY level you are so far down. Are you insinuating that I could seduce Jesus into sodomy? You are sick. Yeah I know innocent until proven guilty isn't in the bible but it is man's way. And what about the prostitute in the bible that Jesus saved from stoning? She was tarnished and dirty and unsaved, this is what he ment you self rightous ridiculous fool. Good luck.
                    Lev.18:22
                    Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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                    • #70
                      Re: Pray for Michael Jackson

                      Originally posted by exactimages View Post
                      Are you kidding me??? You are ridiculous and obviously working with the devil. Seduce you, I can't stop puking. Sodomy??? What the heck does that have to do with anything? You are sick and perverted. Comparing yourself to Jesus? You would literally have to climb Mt. Everest to SINK to MY level you are so far down. Are you insinuating that I could seduce Jesus into sodomy? You are sick. Yeah I know innocent until proven guilty isn't in the bible but it is man's way. And what about the prostitute in the bible that Jesus saved from stoning? She was tarnished and dirty and unsaved, this is what he ment you self rightous ridiculous fool. Good luck.
                      You came into our Christian forum to defend a pedophile freak, and now you think we believe your pathetic denials about being a sodomite yourself?

                      Not that it matters, because the Bible tells us that not only queers but also those who defend them will be spending eternity in damnation.

                      Romans 1:31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: 1:32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
                      And if you knew your Bible, you might know that Jesus didn't save that filthy whore you refer to, He told her to REPENT and to SIN NO MORE. He didn't promise her Salvation(c).
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                      • #71
                        Re: Pray for Michael Jackson

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        You came into our Christian forum to defend a pedophile freak, and now you think we believe your pathetic denials about being a sodomite yourself?

                        Not that it matters, because the Bible tells us that not only queers but also those who defend them will be spending eternity in damnation.



                        And if you knew your Bible, you might know that Jesus didn't save that filthy whore you refer to, He told her to REPENT and to SIN NO MORE. He didn't promise her Salvation(c).
                        You know, I don't care what you believe, especially about me. I am defending one of GOD's children. I notice you pick and choose only the stuff you want to reply to. Call me all the names you want, it will not change me or my heart. What makes you sooooo sure he was a pediphile????? Because someone targeted him? Because there are scum out there that like to make up lies about others to further themselves? You don't even know what you are talking about. Only sick perverted people would see it that way. There is no helping you, I just want you to quit hiding behind God to spew your hatred, that is not God. And on the prostitute that Jesus "didn't save"... he sure the heck didn't damn her to hellfire now did he??? He didn't call her names and he sure as heck didn't ridicule her. And yes he did save her, he saved her from being stoned to death. DUH!!!
                        Lev.18:22
                        Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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                        • #72
                          Re: Pray for Michael Jackson

                          Originally posted by exactimages View Post
                          You know, I don't care what you believe, especially about me. I am defending one of GOD's children. I notice you pick and choose only the stuff you want to reply to. Call me all the names you want, it will not change me or my heart. What makes you sooooo sure he was a pediphile????? Because someone targeted him? Because there are scum out there that like to make up lies about others to further themselves? You don't even know what you are talking about. Only sick perverted people would see it that way. There is no helping you, I just want you to quit hiding behind God to spew your hatred, that is not God. And on the prostitute that Jesus "didn't save"... he sure the heck didn't damn her to hellfire now did he??? He didn't call her names and he sure as heck didn't ridicule her. And yes he did save her, he saved her from being stoned to death. DUH!!!
                          You use the term CHRISTIAN much too loosely. This is not the Christian way that I know of.
                          Lev.18:22
                          Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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                          • #73
                            Re: Pray for Michael Jackson

                            Originally posted by exactimages View Post
                            You use the term CHRISTIAN much too loosely. This is not the Christian way that I know of.
                            Of course you don't know Christianity. It's obvious that you have been brainwashed by some false Christian cult.

                            What "church" do you attend? Which false Bible do you leaf through?
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                            • #74
                              Re: Pray for Michael Jackson

                              If this is Christianity, then I want nothing to do with it. Cult?? I belong to no cult. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to know God's word. I didn't know there were false bibles, so uh the HOLY BIBLE King James Version is false???
                              Lev.18:22
                              Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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                              • #75
                                Re: Pray for Michael Jackson

                                Originally posted by exactimages View Post
                                If this is Christianity, then I want nothing to do with it. Cult?? I belong to no cult. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to know God's word. I didn't know there were false bibles, so uh the HOLY BIBLE King James Version is false???
                                You are obviously ashamed of yourself. Maybe you're one of these flakes who claim the mantle of Christianity, but haven't seen the inside of a church since they were 10? Your anger and your ego tell us that you are not a Christian in any genuine sense. You have not been washed in His blood.

                                For information on how to tell which is the one True Bible, please see my sermon HERE.

                                No, a rocket scientist probably wouldn't understand God's Word. Only a Saved(c) Christian can do that.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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