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Re: Orville Redenbacher: Evil Incarnate

Old Man Hatchet is certainly my type.

Go and Work the other side of the street, harlot. You won't even be getting a whiff of his pipesmoke

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Orville Redenbacher: Evil Incarnate

Tell me, where do you get your information on other religions?

From God. If you're not with Him, you're against Him.

Tell me, friend, are you here for any other reason than to derail threads with your anti-God behavior and attempts to seduce good people into witchcraft?

[Amara "Bambi" Madden]

Re: Orville Redenbacher: Evil Incarnate

So sad, you don't even know your own "religion".

Tell me, where do you get your information on other religions?

Please do tell me. What part of "Stop derailing this thread with your messicant nonsense. This thread is about evil that is popcorn." you did not understand?

Is it words or letters?

I'm not "messicant" so I don't know who you were talking to.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Orville Redenbacher: Evil Incarnate

So sad, you don't even know your own "religion".

Please do tell me. What part of "Stop derailing this thread with your messicant nonsense. This thread is about evil that is popcorn." you did not understand?

Is it words or letters?

[Amara "Bambi" Madden]

Re: Orville Redenbacher: Evil Incarnate

Oh come on, your about to ritually sacrifice babies for Ostara and then dance naked with goats and you claim to have standards???

"Sacrifice babies"? "Dance naked with goats"? I don't sacrifice anyone or anything in any ritual and I certainly don't dance with goats.

You want to play "bury the Hatchet" fess up harlot.

Ew!

It is a neo-hippy imitation of Easter.

Nope. A celebration of the Goddess of rebirth held on the Spring equinox.

As said before, Stop derailing this thread with your messicant nonsense. This thread is about evil that is popcorn.

Again with the "messicant" accusations?

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Orville Redenbacher: Evil Incarnate

Tell me, Alphonse, what exactly do you know about Ostara (or any Wiccan/Non-christian ritual)?

It is a neo-hippy imitation of Easter.

As said before, Stop derailing this thread with your messicant nonsense. This thread is about evil that is popcorn.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Orville Redenbacher: Evil Incarnate

Old Man Hatchet is certainly not my type.


Ostara has nothing to do with popcorn, or any snack food for that matter.

Oh come on, your about to ritually sacrifice babies for Ostara and then dance naked with goats and you claim to have standards???

You want to play "bury the Hatchet" fess up harlot.

[Amara "Bambi" Madden]

Re: Orville Redenbacher: Evil Incarnate

So your slithering tongue wants us to believe.

Tell me, Alphonse, what exactly do you know about Ostara (or any Wiccan/Non-christian ritual)?

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Orville Redenbacher: Evil Incarnate

Ostara has nothing to do with popcorn, or any snack food for that matter.

So your slithering tongue wants us to believe.

[Amara "Bambi" Madden]

Re: Orville Redenbacher: Evil Incarnate

Oh don't try to deny it. I know back in my unsaved days even though I was heterosexual I would have gone for Old Man Hatchet in a second. Don't try and pretend an unsaved woman like you isn't constantly fantasying about lighting Old Man Hatchet's pipe. Don't you DARE try that on us Bambi. WITH JESUS YOU HAVE NO SECRETS FROM US WOMAN!!!

Now apologize to Old Man Hatchet.

Old Man Hatchet is certainly not my type.

I do apologize for not using correct term "Ostaran way" when referring to your ways of indulging popcorn.

Ostara has nothing to do with popcorn, or any snack food for that matter.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Orville Redenbacher: Evil Incarnate

Ew.

Oh don't try to deny it. I know back in my unsaved days even though I was heterosexual I would have gone for Old Man Hatchet in a second. Don't try and pretend an unsaved woman like you isn't constantly fantasying about lighting Old Man Hatchet's pipe. Don't you DARE try that on us Bambi. WITH JESUS YOU HAVE NO SECRETS FROM US WOMAN!!!

Now apologize to Old Man Hatchet.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Orville Redenbacher: Evil Incarnate

That's not "my ways".

I do apologize for not using correct term "Ostaran way" when referring to your ways of indulging popcorn.

[Amara "Bambi" Madden]

Re: Orville Redenbacher: Evil Incarnate

Exactly! Your ways are disgusting.

That's not "my ways".

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Orville Redenbacher: Evil Incarnate

Ew.

Exactly! Your ways are disgusting.

[Amara "Bambi" Madden]

Re: Orville Redenbacher: Evil Incarnate

Friend,

We know your type. It goes without saying the unsaved pleasure themselves at Old Man Hatches words.

Ew.