[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Orville Redenbacher: Evil Incarnate

Apologize for what? I've never thought of popcorn like that. Anytime I make popcorn at home, the only thoughts I have are usually about making sure that all of my errands are done.

Friend,

We know your type. It goes without saying the unsaved pleasure themselves at Old Man Hatches words.

[Amara "Bambi" Madden]

Re: Orville Redenbacher: Evil Incarnate

Put a bag of popcorn in the microwave, set the cooking time for 3 minutes, and then listen. The first minute is just a bit of foreplay--the kernels are warming up. During the second minute, you begin to hear pops, and the frequency slowly increases. By the third minute, there is an ecstasy of popping--you can almost feel yourself in the bag, being tossed here and there with exploding kernels, covered in buttery goo. After the microwave makes its signal, reach in and grab the hot bag. Open it and let the steam discharge.

Popcorn is a very sensual food. As a matter of fact, you're probably gratifying yourself to this post. You make my skin crawl. I demand you apologize immediately.

Apologize for what? I've never thought of popcorn like that. Anytime I make popcorn at home, the only thoughts I have are usually about making sure that all of my errands are done.

So you must be into that perversion that Sister Lycia mentioned, where you have the entire tub filled with Butter, and.....

No. That's just gross.

Like you know nothing about Mexico? Right. This is EXACTLY what would we would expect from someone pushing the Extremists Gay's homosexual agenda to destroy America with popcorn. It's clear how this game is played - first just sharing a "friendly" tub of popcorn, then someone "accidentally" drops a kernel, bends over, butter is literally on hand to lubricate and then it's time for the '70s prono movie music. Popcorn is a slippery slope indeed. Sick.

You and Alphonse have crazy imaginations.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Orville Redenbacher: Evil Incarnate

"Messicant"? Derogatory comments aside, I've never known anyone who were "turned on" by popcorn.

Put a bag of popcorn in the microwave, set the cooking time for 3 minutes, and then listen. The first minute is just a bit of foreplay--the kernels are warming up. During the second minute, you begin to hear pops, and the frequency slowly increases. By the third minute, there is an ecstasy of popping--you can almost feel yourself in the bag, being tossed here and there with exploding kernels, covered in buttery goo. After the microwave makes its signal, reach in and grab the hot bag. Open it and let the steam discharge.

Popcorn is a very sensual food. As a matter of fact, you're probably gratifying yourself to this post. You make my skin crawl. I demand you apologize immediately.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Orville Redenbacher: Evil Incarnate

This is EXACTLY what we would expect from someone pushing the Extremists Gay's homosexual agenda to destroy America with popcorn.

You speak the words of wisdom brother. Now, it would not be very effective if there were ACTUAL Satan in movie theater selling popcorn and shouting "If you eat this popcorn, your soul will be mine!".

No, it won't be that obvious as Bambi here wants us to believe.

[SUV]

Re: Orville Redenbacher: Evil Incarnate

"turned on" by popcorn.

So you must be into that perversion that Sister Lycia mentioned, where you have the entire tub filled with Butter, and.....

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Orville Redenbacher: Evil Incarnate

"Messicant"? Derogatory comments aside, I've never known anyone who were "turned on" by popcorn.

Like you know nothing about Mexico? Right. This is EXACTLY what would we would expect from someone pushing the Extremists Gay's homosexual agenda to destroy America with popcorn. It's clear how this game is played - first just sharing a "friendly" tub of popcorn, then someone "accidentally" drops a kernel, bends over, butter is literally on hand to lubricate and then it's time for the '70s prono movie music. Popcorn is a slippery slope indeed. Sick.

[Amara "Bambi" Madden]

Re: Orville Redenbacher: Evil Incarnate

Mexicans celibate their version of eater March 20-22.

For you "Finns" out there

Mexicanos célibes su versión de comedor de 20 al 22 03.

I have no idea when they celebrate in Mexico, considering that I've never been there.

Stop derailing this thread with your messicant nonsense. I myself may have strayed bit here few times, but this thread is about evil that is popcorn.

"Messicant"? Derogatory comments aside, I've never known anyone who were "turned on" by popcorn.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Orville Redenbacher: Evil Incarnate

Ostara is always between March 20-22 and celebrates the Spring equinox. The date for Easter is never the same.

Stop derailing this thread with your messicant nonsense. I myself may have strayed bit here few times, but this thread is about evil that is popcorn.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Orville Redenbacher: Evil Incarnate

Ostara is always between March 20-22 and celebrates the Spring equinox. The date for Easter is never the same.

Mexicans celibate their version of Easter March 20-22.

For you "Finns" out there

Mexicanos célibes su versión de comedor de 20 al 22 03.

[Amara "Bambi" Madden]

Re: Orville Redenbacher: Evil Incarnate

You are correct here sister.

As you know easter is good old Christian holiday. On modern days these neo-hippies who rebelled against their parents by declaring being "pagans" were jealous of easter. They remembered good values and nice easters they had as a child, and decided to come up with something similar.

So these pagans started to celebrate ostara at time of easter. They even derived the name from easter. So in reality, they WANT to celebrate Christ, but don't want to admit it. In short, ostara is pagan imitation of easter.

Ostara is always between March 20-22 and celebrates the Spring equinox. The date for Easter is never the same.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Orville Redenbacher: Evil Incarnate

I don't know what any of this has to do with popcorn perversions.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Orville Redenbacher: Evil Incarnate

But why? Is just made up modren revival of ancient supersticious mumba jumba ¿no?

Where are escriptures for support it?
Is just a feeling? That can't be right - anyone could to just make up it and say hey that's what I feel be right - ¿no?

Is silly idea this I think.

You are correct here sister.

As you know easter is good old Christian holiday. On modern days these neo-hippies who rebelled against their parents by declaring being "pagans" were jealous of easter. They remembered good values and nice easters they had as a child, and decided to come up with something similar.

So these pagans started to celebrate ostara at time of easter. They even derived the name from easter. So in reality, they WANT to celebrate Christ, but don't want to admit it. In short, ostara is pagan imitation of easter.

[SUV]

Re: Orville Redenbacher: Evil Incarnate

I'm from Finland.

Listen, Missy, the only repetition that is Proper on this board is Jesus! Jesus! JESUS!!!

[Amara "Bambi" Madden]

Re: Orville Redenbacher: Evil Incarnate

That is the point - you are only pretending to be some goatman worshiping Finn to stay here in the United States to take advantage of the the liberal's anti-Christian policies. lo entiendes?

I'm not pretending to be anything.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Orville Redenbacher: Evil Incarnate

I'm not from Finland.

That is the point - you are only pretending to be some goatman worshiping Finn to stay here in the United States to take advantage of the the liberal's anti-Christian policies. lo entiendes?