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  • Teabagging Mom
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    Re: little Crystal

    I thought I'd share what happened yesterday with yous, who are my prayer partners at Landover Baptist Church. Of course I know you're a computer Church and not an honest to God church with cushioned pews, like Timberline, but you all were so nice to raise my terrible daughter up in prayer, I feel you're as real as a darn speeding ticket (which I got yesterday, ugh).

    Duane showed up around 4 in the afternoon. Thank JEEZUS he didn't bring that she-male with him because I couldn't have stand it. I got Crystal out of her room, which I tried to nail shut, but that didn't work out, and I ended up banging a hole through the door, but I'd told her, If you come out of this room before your father gets here I'll nail you to the wall. And she knew I meant it.

    So Duane took her. I told him, She's got enough penicillin for the next ten days, but then, she's your problem. He better have heard me!

    I'm a little sad about it, though, because she was my daughter and all. But I've got to think about Toby. How'd it look if he grew up knowing his sister was the school slut? Toby's a good boy, basically, and I'm going to make sure he stays that way.

    Anyway, I'm really looking forward to being a missionary with Mr. Bill in the Norway country. I can just feel the Lord's about to touch my life in a powerful way! Thank You again, Mr. Bill!!!

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  • MitzaLizalor
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    Re: little Crystal

    Originally Posted by Pure_Angel
    …I wonder if we shouldn't pray for the little son too?
    I've been thinking about him.
    We should pray for him [Toby] so that he will grow up and not become like his older sister.
    I don't know whether he is at risk of becoming like his sister or not. And I'm not sure whether a debauched roadhouse is the best place for Crystal to live, either - especially not with Duane. She would be better off with people who were related to her, or at one of Landover's excellent facilities. I'm sure she has had enough teabagging experience living with mom to last her a lifetime!

    Originally Posted by Teabagging Mom
    My former husband, Duane
    I got pregnant with Toby, but it just so happened that Duane was spending every night…with some she-male in pink cowboy boots.
    …and since then I've been to Duane's gas station that he runs with the she-male
    …that she-male looks like HELL
    I would have suggested that Toby was the one taking after his father - but such a statement would involve some rather dubious assumptions and I now feel that sheltered accommodation for both Crystal and Toby might be the best outcome.

    …I called up Duane, and I said Hey, Crystal takes after you, come and git her. He'll be here Saturday afternoon to take her.. ..
    I wonder if Crystal might get on well with Petal, were they to to meet, and whether in a mutually supportive relationship God's love could reach many through their witness who would otherwise know only darkness?

    As regards the young gentleman - Toby - perhaps some respite care could be arranged? It would be a great relief for Mrs. Teabag if the Pastors were able to arrange a counselling session at such short notice, but there isn't much time until little Crystal gets handed over to those perverts.

    Such an impossible situation would be very distressing and the ruin of a young girl in whom may yet be so many good things.

    Mark 10:27

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  • Pure_Angel
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    Re: little Crystal

    Originally posted by Two-Dollar Bill View Post
    Yes, this is unfortunate. I think some people should be wise and consider some of the more junior members here before posting such filth. Pure_Angel you just remember that you are a believer and that such harlots are a planet away from your unwavering soul.
    Thank you Brother Bill for being so kind to me! I will try and not to think about this anymore.

    I wonder if we shouldn't pray for the little son too? He seems like a good boy, punching sissies at early age. The only is to quote:
    Toby pulling his pants down again, and waving his pee pee around like he does
    And that doesn't sound very christian. We should pray for him so that he will grow up and not become like his older sister.

    Yours in Christ
    Elisabeth

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  • Two-Dollar Bill
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    Re: little Crystal

    Originally posted by Pure_Angel View Post
    I didn't know what a blowjob was so I googled it. I should never have done that! I am so disgusted, is that what unsaved teen harlots do all day? Having boys naugthy bits in their mouths? I will not be able to sleep tonight, I must pray to God for forgivness for seeing this thing...
    I must go clean something.

    YIC
    Elisabeth
    Yes, this is unfortunate. I think some people should be wise and consider some of the more junior members here before posting such filth. Pure_Angel you just remember that you are a believer and that such harlots are a planet away from your unwavering soul.

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  • Pure_Angel
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    Re: little Crystal

    Originally posted by Teabagging Mom View Post
    I spoke with my Pastor at Timberline about what to do with Crystal. Obviously she's a slutty girl who gives the boys blowjobs and it makes me sick. But Pastor told me I had to be a firmer parent and make rules that had consequences (Like, NO BLOWJOBS, CRYSTAL!! -That seems like a pretty good rule to live by), but I think Pastor wanted me to make rules about doing your homework and helping around the house and daily devotions.
    I didn't know what a blowjob was so I googled it. I should never have done that! I am so disgusted, is that what unsaved teen harlots do all day? Having boys naugthy bits in their mouths? I will not be able to sleep tonight, I must pray to God for forgivness for seeing this thing...
    I must go clean something.

    YIC
    Elisabeth

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  • SUV
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    Re: little Crystal

    I was going to ask if "little Crystal" began with a "little marijuana" but now I just don't know what to say. Jesus!

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  • Teabagging Mom
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    Re: little Crystal

    Thank you so much for your prayers. Your thoughts mean a lot to me, even though I'm just getting to know you.

    I spoke with my Pastor at Timberline about what to do with Crystal. Obviously she's a slutty girl who gives the boys blowjobs and it makes me sick. But Pastor told me I had to be a firmer parent and make rules that had consequences (Like, NO BLOWJOBS, CRYSTAL!! -That seems like a pretty good rule to live by), but I think Pastor wanted me to make rules about doing your homework and helping around the house and daily devotions.

    Screw that. I called up Duane, and I said Hey, Crystal takes after you, come and git her. He'll be here Saturday afternoon to take her back to Scots Bluff with him. I think that's the best thing that can happen.

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  • Pure_Angel
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    Re: little Crystal

    Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
    Thank you for your kind support for these two harlots.
    (and yes, I think your assessment is accurate as regards the 2nd part of your post. I have heard that when demons are about to be expelled from women, they get very “flirtatious”). I hope the Pastors &/or one of the deaconesses can get there in time. Your prayers are valued, Miss Angel.

    Mark 9:42
    Thank you, I hope that God will listen to me, because I really feel sorry for them and I too hope that the Pastors will be able to save them!

    Oh, I was worried about that, now I must spend even more time in my prayershack tonight... I feel exploited.

    Yours in Christ
    Elisabeth

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  • MitzaLizalor
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    Re: little Crystal

    Originally posted by Pure_Angel View Post
    … I will pray for her and her mother, even though Teabaggingmom may have been lesbo-flirting with me
    Thank you for your kind support for these two harlots.
    (and yes, I think your assessment is accurate as regards the 2nd part of your post. I have heard that when demons are about to be expelled from women, they get very “flirtatious”). I hope the Pastors &/or one of the deaconesses can get there in time. Your prayers are valued, Miss Angel.

    Mark 9:42

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  • MitzaLizalor
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    Re: little Crystal

    Originally posted by Sophia Chipman View Post
    I may be quite wrong, but isn't gonorrhea gotten only by harlots?
    John 4:17-19

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  • ExGay Alex
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    Re: little Crystal

    Seems like God is already active in the little slut's life, sending gonorrhea her way as a warning shot. The next salvo will be AIDS, right in the kisser.

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  • Pure_Angel
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    Re: little Crystal

    Originally posted by Sophia Chipman View Post
    I may be quite wrong, but isn't gonorrhea gotten only by harlots?
    Well Sister Sophia, she have already told us that her daughter keeps boy in their house...
    But I guess the boys really like it, because they're always coming around. You know how that is. Crystal does have one boy she sees more than the others.
    And that she has a tounge piercing...
    Crystal could get one of those tongue piercings
    And that Teabaggingmom herself is an ex-lesbian!
    I had like this little thing with Angie Newsome, and it was kinda fun. Have you ever had anything like that, Pure Angel? it wasn't all bad.
    Maybe she is a harlot? I will pray for her and her mother, even though Teabaggingmom may have been lesbo-flirting with me...
    I will pray so hard, and I will hope that God listens!

    Yours in Christ
    Elisabeth

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  • Sophia Chipman
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    Re: little Crystal

    Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
    I do feel that young Crystal Teabag needs our support at this time of tribulation. Her mother must feel dreadful.

    POST

    I do believe she is trying to change POST - perhaps one of the Pastors could contact her?

    John 6:37
    I may be quite wrong, but isn't gonorrhea gotten only by harlots?
    Last edited by Sophia Chipman; 04-13-2011, 12:52 AM. Reason: wrong punctuation

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  • MitzaLizalor
    started a topic little Crystal

    little Crystal

    I do feel that young Crystal Teabag needs our support at this time of tribulation. Her mother must feel dreadful.

    POST

    I do believe she is trying to change POST - perhaps one of the Pastors could contact her?

    John 6:37
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