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    Proof God Answers Prayers: I'm HOLLYWOOD FAMOUS!!!

    WOW OH WOW!!! I DID IT!!! I'm SOMEBODY!!! All the years of litterly clowning around, doing kids shows, trying to get my name out there. Trying to be the NEXT BIG CLOWN...

    Emmet Kelly.
    Bozo the Clown.
    Tim Curry as "Pennywise" in IT.

    God has answered all my prayers ive been praying to big all these years. Turns out a buddy of mine knows one of the biggest used car dealership owners in all of Johnson County and he wants ME to star in one of their commercials! Well not techknically "star" im gonna have about 5 seconds of screen time in the beginning. the voiceover will say "Are you TIRED of used car dealers CLOWNING AROUND with you?". Then I get shoved forcefully to the ground, and the dealer Bob Hart comes on screen and says "At Bob Hart Auto Center you don't NEED to deal with Bozos!!!"

    LOL

    but its gonna be real cool. Im gonna get 20 bucks for it, PLUS 2% off of any car at Bob's dealership. Pretty sweet deal dont you think?

    I WANT TO THANK YOU GOD FOR MAKING MY DREAMS COME TRUE. See, atheists, there is proof out there that GOD ANSWERS YOUR PRAYERS!!!

    Matthew 7:7 Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you:


    YES! I AM A CLOWN FOR CHRIST! Owner/Operator of Lord's Derisive Laughter Christian Clown Ministry.
    Read my inspiring testimonial of how I came to Christ!
    Rebuko's Sleepover Castle - Let your kids spend the night at my place for a One-Night Jesus Camp experience!
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  • #2
    Re: Proof God Answers Prayers: I'm HOLLYWOOD FAMOUS!!!

    Congratulations!

    I can still remember that Holy Spirit glow you gave me with your private show a while ago!
    I Jesus!

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    • #3
      Re: Proof God Answers Prayers: I'm HOLLYWOOD FAMOUS!!!

      He didn't sell mattresses in Van Nuys a few years back, did he?

      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • #4
        Re: Proof God Answers Prayers: I'm HOLLYWOOD FAMOUS!!!

        We're all so proud you have made it to the top. Now, don't forget to tithe.
        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        • #5
          Re: Proof God Answers Prayers: I'm HOLLYWOOD FAMOUS!!!

          well, congratulations on all the success!

          When I was just a little youngster, daddy (RIP) brought home a clown from some kids birthday party when he was on a particularity rage-fueled Pine Sol and Freon bender. he an his buddy's had beaten that clown within an inch of his life, and then chained him up to a wall in the shed out back. After a few days, I snuck out there to look at the clown. He was bloodied weak and starving, and kept begging me for help. But I was laughing way too hard to be of any service. shoot! I love clowns!
          Genesis 1:24
          And God said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind: and it was so."

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