[Satanic Panty Lover]

Re: Please Pray for Eskimos, Victims of the Finnish Holocaust

And since I could not edit my post, I'll double post some photos of it too

[Satanic Panty Lover]

Re: Please Pray for Eskimos, Victims of the Finnish Holocaust

By the way, did you know that after the massacre of The Eskimos, Finland started to make ice cream out of them. I feel really bad for the poor Eskimos because of their fate as an ice cream

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Please Pray for Eskimos, Victims of the Finnish Holocaust

i visited to condemned town of Helsinki - capital of Holocaustmongers. I wanted to spread the WORD. This was a real self-finding experience and test to my faith !

I would suggest this kind of adventure and hard work only to the strongest true believers.

P.S. stay out from Koskenkorva ! It is hells birch juice !

Hello friend!

Please start an introduction thread of your own so we can get to know you better, and please tell me that the "father" part of your name doesn't mean you are a child-molesting flounder-chompin' catlick.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Father H]

Re: Please Pray for Eskimos, Victims of the Finnish Holocaust

i visited to condemned town of Helsinki - capital of Holocaustmongers. I wanted to spread the WORD. This was a real self-finding experience and test to my faith !

I would suggest this kind of adventure and hard work only to the strongest true believers.

P.S. stay out from Koskenkorva ! It is hells birch juice !

[Five Year Old Girl]

Re: Please Pray for Eskimos, Victims of the Finnish Holocaust

Well, I don't know where I am, but Mawmy says I can come home when I beat up a Mooslim, only I can't find none here. We gots Phil-guys an Sammy-Ons, an' like Tongy-peoplow, but mostly jess' Eskimos.

I went ta' Naly-Kat-yuck yesterday on accounta I wuz awl hungry an' alls they gave me was a box of bicycle tires with lard on 'em.

Daddy says it's what I get for tawkin' to a Morming.

(Sniff!)

I din't know he was a bad Morming. I just wanted ta' play two-square.

[Sister Kitty]

Re: Please Pray for Eskimos, Victims of the Finnish Holocaust

Um, Sister Kitty,

Why come them Eskimos gotta live somewhere awl cold and stuff. Din't Jeevus like them anymore?

An' why come the fish up here is too big ta' fry. They giveded me some fish only it's not like Mommy cooks, ceptin when she makes me eat lany-Lynn or eated a bicycle tire.

I don't like bicycle tireses.

I wanna go home!

(Sob!)

Hush, little girl. Do not cry. Sister Kitty will do all she can for you. Children are the most precious resource to Eskimos, even unsaved Eskimos, when they sober up.

Where are you dear one? Are you somewhere in my land?

And yes, Jesus never liked my people because we are direct ancestors of Cain. Well not direct exactly, as all know Noah and his sons were ancestors of Seth, Adam's 3rd son. But sadly, the ancestor of my people was a descendant of Cain, one of Noah's daughters-in-law. We are the descendants of a sinful woman.

This is probably too complicated, dear child, what is important is that some Eskimos are now coming to Jesus and Salvation. Almost 20 of us now.

I do not know your story, or if you can go home. But if you cannot, would you like to come to mine? I have asked my husband and he says we need more Caucasian True Christian(tm) blood in our family. We will cherish you always, so long as you love and obey God. And we will cut the fish into smaller pieces.

[Five Year Old Girl]

Re: Please Pray for Eskimos, Victims of the Finnish Holocaust

Um, Sister Kitty,

Why come them Eskimos gotta live somewhere awl cold and stuff. Din't Jeevus like them anymore?

An' why come the fish up here is too big ta' fry. They giveded me some fish only it's not like Mommy cooks, ceptin when she makes me eat lany-Lynn or eated a bicycle tire.

I don't like bicycle tireses.

I wanna go home!

(Sob!)

[Sister Kitty]

Re: Please Pray for Eskimos, Victims of the Finnish Holocaust

fiction or not, this is getting too retarded for me, i'm backing off .

Enjoy Hell, little boy.

[NightFly]

Re: Please Pray for Eskimos, Victims of the Finnish Holocaust

fiction or not, this is getting too retarded for me, i'm backing off .

[Sister Kitty]

Re: Please Pray for Eskimos, Victims of the Finnish Holocaust

Since semi's are eskimos and estonians gypsies: eskimos are actually gypsies according to previous conversatsion, now we are getting somewhere

Eskimos are NOT Gypsies!

Usaved? For the most part, yes. Uneducated? Yes. Filthy? Of course. Welfare bums? Yes. BUT NOT GYPSIES!!

It is you who brought up Estonians, not us. Step away from the bong, hippy.

[NightFly]

Re: Please Pray for Eskimos, Victims of the Finnish Holocaust

Since semi's are eskimos and estonians gypsies: eskimos are actually gypsies according to previous conversatsion, now we are getting somewhere

[Sister Kitty]

Re: Please Pray for Eskimos, Victims of the Finnish Holocaust

What the hell is an "estonian?" Is that some kind of gypsy?

Gypsies seem to be overrunning the board lately. We've had two gypsies from Croatia in the last week alone. I don't know what they want. Maybe to steal the Lord's bandwidth?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Please Pray for Eskimos, Victims of the Finnish Holocaust

Yeah, i actually think that you are right, so what if ther is semi blood in my body, that is rather interesting that "smart" americans know our history better than ourselves, and i hereby come up you to pray for poor estonians who were massmurdered in US, there arent single original estonians left there.

What the hell is an "estonian?" Is that some kind of gypsy?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Please Pray for Eskimos, Victims of the Finnish Holocaust

Yeah, i actually think that you are right, so what if ther is semi blood in my body, that is rather interesting that "smart" americans know our history better than ourselves, and i hereby come up you to pray for poor estonians who were massmurdered in US, there arent single original estonians left there.

That's because we have declared a War on Drugs. Do you have a problem with that?

[NightFly]

Re: Please Pray for Eskimos, Victims of the Finnish Holocaust

Yeah, i actually think that you are right, so what if ther is semi blood in my body, that is rather interesting that "smart" americans know our history better than ourselves, and i hereby come up you to pray for poor estonians who were massmurdered in US, there arent single original estonians left there.