[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Pray for our brother Rebuko. FALSE SEX CRIMES ALLEGATIONS..AG

Wonderful news Rebuko. Is the girl being prosecuted for wasting police time? She did a poo on your head. That's not nice.

YiC

Jack

[Rebuko the Clown]

Re: Pray for our brother Rebuko. FALSE SEX CRIMES ALLEGATIONS..AG

Hey everyone!!! FREE AT LAST THANK GOD ALL MIGHTY IM FREE AT LAST!!!

Any ways after talking to Mr. Rev. Osborne it was a choice between being bailed out early or getting a good lawyer. Mr. Rev. Osborne said it would probably be best if the money was spended on a good lawyer considering this case. so i had to think about it and it made sense. So i spent a month in jail and it wasnt so bad honest.

Before i became a CHRISTIAN years ago i was in and out of jail. I seen lots of old friends there! My old pal Steve Joyner was in there for posssessission and drug parfenallia. We talked and shraed old time stories with each other. Then i saw another friend of mine, Joe D., who i havent seen in years....we used to hotwire cars back in the day. He said he moved on from cars and went to liquor stores and thats why he was here. Check this out. He held up a liquor store with no gun but said the gun was underneat his jacket (but it was acttually his hand). And the store owner fell for it!!!! LOL

WHAT A MORAN!!!!

but anyways so we had the trial and the lawyer convinced the jury that i was just really stupid (thats the truth actualy) and made a mistake in cleaning out the outhouse. i had no idea anyone was using it he proved it.THE persecution couldnt prove that i was a crazy molester either. they were pretty peeved that they couldnt use my prior convictions but hey thats law for you HAHAHAHAHAHA.

ANYWAYS IM BACK. LOVE U ALL. LOVE U JESUS CHRIST OUR SAVOR!!!!!!!!!!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Pray for our brother Rebuko. FALSE SEX CRIMES ALLEGATIONS..AG

Praise the Lord!

This means I won't have to cancel the Christian Clown Camp that Rebuko and I had been discussing!

He can still come to Indiana and do a full week of fun and Jesus-praising when he takes over as head counselor during my 4th of July week trip to Freehold!

I'm sure he'll show those horrible brats wonderful children a grand time!

[Jacob Hauty]

Re: Pray for our brother Rebuko. FALSE SEX CRIMES ALLEGATIONS..AG

Dear Friends,

Rebuko has been cleared!

In the interests of seeing that justice is done, Officer Bobby-Joe and I learned the name of the accusing camper. We sent out an APB on Twitter and Facebook that many of you may have seen, asking that every True Christian™ deliver a Bible to the lawn of the accusing girl's house so that she could better pray on her decisions. (As the records show, we did NOT ask anyone to throw a Bible through her window, even if the Spirit so moved some believers). All told, more than 3,000 Bibles were delivered to the accuser's lawn before she recanted in full, in writing. The accuser is in custody at a juvenile detention facility at this time. Rebuko has been set free.

The Bibles were left for her parents, as they are also chock full of parenting advice.

Thank God (literally) that justice has been served and our dear brother's name cleared! All from THE POWER OF THE BIBLE!

Yours in Him,
BAB

This is great to hear! I hadn't heard of Rebuko until today, but I'm glad the charges were dropped. He seems like such a kind man to help care for children, and he seems like he genuinely meant what he said when he stated he was not masturbating.
SING HALLELUJAH!

[Born Again Bob]

Re: Pray for our brother Rebuko. FALSE SEX CRIMES ALLEGATIONS..AG

Dear Friends,

Rebuko has been cleared!

In the interests of seeing that justice is done, Officer Bobby-Joe and I learned the name of the accusing camper. We sent out an APB on Twitter and Facebook that many of you may have seen, asking that every True Christian™ deliver a Bible to the lawn of the accusing girl's house so that she could better pray on her decisions. (As the records show, we did NOT ask anyone to throw a Bible through her window, even if the Spirit so moved some believers). All told, more than 3,000 Bibles were delivered to the accuser's lawn before she recanted in full, in writing. The accuser is in custody at a juvenile detention facility at this time. Rebuko has been set free.

The Bibles were left for her parents, as they are also chock full of parenting advice.

Thank God (literally) that justice has been served and our dear brother's name cleared! All from THE POWER OF THE BIBLE!

Yours in Him,
BAB

[SUV]

Re: Pray for our brother Rebuko. FALSE SEX CRIMES ALLEGATIONS..AG

Didn't we recently have a thread which proved that "rape" "victims" are dirty whores?

Hallelujah

[MisterM]

Re: Pray for our brother Rebuko. FALSE SEX CRIMES ALLEGATIONS..AG

No, which is more likely? Rebuko some kind of sick freak? Or rebuko making an innocent mistake?

My money's on the Mistake!

I suspect that this is some sort of plot by non-Christian clown.

YiC,
Miikkael

[HTannor]

Re: Pray for our brother Rebuko. FALSE SEX CRIMES ALLEGATIONS..AG

A careful examination of the awards given to Brother Rebuko clearly shows he has earned the highly coveted "Ex Masturbator" medal.

The Pastors do not award such medals lightly.

Therefore the masturbation charge is clearly evidence of how we True Christians(tm) are being persecuted.

[Titus Templeton]

Re: Pray for our brother Rebuko. FALSE SEX CRIMES ALLEGATIONS..AG

Welcome to the year 2011. Womans shit in the face of men and after that they scream for rape.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Pray for our brother Rebuko. FALSE SEX CRIMES ALLEGATIONS..AG

What's happening with Rebuko? Is he freed yet?

[JustGotSaved]

Re: Pray for our brother Rebuko. FALSE SEX CRIMES ALLEGATIONS..AG

I cant belive this about brother Rebuko. My first impression of him was, "There's a man i can trust", and i'm sticking with that.

And in the darkness, i'm sure the girl thought he was debatingmasterly when what she saw in fact was the handle on the plunger or something.

Besides, who would ever m-bate in a toilet pit? You'd have to be a real sicko-pervret-freak to get off on that, no matter Who was sh*tting on you!

No, which is more likely? Rebuko some kind of sick freak? Or rebuko making an innocent mistake?

My money's on the Mistake!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Pray for our brother Rebuko. FALSE SEX CRIMES ALLEGATIONS..AG

Did Rebuko forget to put up the "Out of Order" sign again?

I remember he forgot the sign a while back when he was working on the sewer under Widow Helen's "Pie Hole", which she finally managed to open in Freehold.

I'd just left the men's room when up from the basement came a urine-soaked Rebuko, makeup running down his face, clutching a pipe wrench and wanting to know what joker has just peed all over him. Widow Helen pointed out to him that he'd not put up the sign to warn people the bathroom was out of order, that it was his own foolish fault that he got soaked, and that he should be glad nobody had done Number Two.

When Rebuko demanded that she shut her Pie Hole . . . well, let's just say I'm glad I wasn't the one who recommended she close up shop early! The woman is a workaholic.


Widow Helen serves up some of her famous cherry pie.

And, I might add, her pie is much more moist and delicious than it used to be.

Where were we? Oh, yes. Rebuko.

Was the sign up or not?

[SUV]

Re: Pray for our brother Rebuko. FALSE SEX CRIMES ALLEGATIONS..AG

Yes and who's John?

Jack

You know how formal we Christians are. In public

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Pray for our brother Rebuko. FALSE SEX CRIMES ALLEGATIONS..AG

"Pun intended" Brother John?

Yes and who's John?

Jack

[SUV]

Re: Pray for our brother Rebuko. FALSE SEX CRIMES ALLEGATIONS..AG

At 7:30 this evening, several girl scouts were on a nature hike on the outer perimeter of the compound. One girl went to relieve herself in a nearby pit outhouse. As she defecated, she claimed to have heard a "heavy breathing" below her.

Exposing herself in public, probably drunk....aren't these (lizzie) girl Scouts notorious for things of this sort? Witnessing scatology, too! POOR BROTHER REBUKO!

PS The "heavy breathing" sound probably came from winds generated by her own stretched-out, self-abused, worn-out cooter.