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    Please Pray that the Government of MN Remains Closed

    The government of the State of Minnesota shut down yesterday. Please pray there is no agreement and it remains closed.

    Can you imagine this, people crying and whining because they can't camp in the State's campgrounds over this July 4th holiday weekend. I have a message for you people: GO HOME! GET OVER IT! Camping out is unhealthy anyway.

    (Freehold, Iowa, remains open, just in case you Minnesotans want to go somewhere. Church starts at 9 AM Sunday.)

    Johny Joe Hold, Mayor
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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    Re: Please Pray that the Government of MN Remains Closed

    I was unaware that there was any government at all in the communistic state of Wisconsen.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      Re: Please Pray that the Government of MN Remains Closed

      I honestly don't see how anyone can even consider celebrating the 4th of July while that commie bastard Brock HUSSEIN Obama is squatting in the WHITE House.

      Yours in Christ,

      Z. Smyth
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        Re: Please Pray that the Government of MN Remains Closed

        I believe we should just give Minnesota to Canada. It would raise the intelligence levels in both countries.
        The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

        "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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