Please pray for my keyboard!

[Talitha]

Re: Please pray for my keyboard!

Don't worry, yesterday I allmost broke my toe with judo.

I think that God is trying to tell you something.

Give up these Jap games NOW!
Grappling at other Men dressed only in your Jim-Jams will only see you ending up in Hell.

[handofgod]

Re: Please pray for my keyboard!

Don't worry, yesterday I allmost broke my toe with judo.

[Juliette]

Re: Please pray for my keyboard!

While you are here please capitalize the word God.

It's not quite as simple as that.
God doesn't really need money himself.
However, as a for-instance, Money that is Donated to our Church goes to assist our Pastors to spread HIS Holy word all around the World.
Lear Jets don't grow on Trees you know.

He may or may not get around to your Keyboard, but usually a Pastor will oblige.

So true Sister.

But I suspect that after tithing, JESUS would want this character to have at least cut (his or her) fingers off for spreading all this filth through that keyboard.

Salvation is not easily bought.

[Uri Tardehd]

Re: Please pray for my keyboard!

Sister Talitha,

I am sure you meant to say Gulfstreams (at least a G-IV) don't grow on trees. Lear jets are sooooooooooooooooo Jim and Tammy.

[Talitha]

Re: Please pray for my keyboard!

So I give money to god, god kicks the demon out of my keyboard?

While you are here please capitalize the word God.

It's not quite as simple as that.
God doesn't really need money himself.
However, as a for-instance, Money that is Donated to our Church goes to assist our Pastors to spread HIS Holy word all around the World.
Lear Jets don't grow on Trees you know.

He may or may not get around to your Keyboard, but usually a Pastor will oblige.

[handofgod]

Re: Please pray for my keyboard!

So I give money to god, god kicks the demon out of my keyboard?

[Talitha]

Re: Please pray for my keyboard!

A Loving Donation to your Favorite Baptist Church can work.

Or if you send your home address to one of our Pastors I'm sure for a small fee they can come around and give you a good Ministering (Your Keyboard too).

[sinner]

Re: Please pray for my keyboard!

Hallelujah! I shall pray for your keyboard but if you're saying bad things about Jeesus, I think you better get Mike Huckabee to do an exorcism on you too just like he did on Britney...

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[Cheshire]

Re: Please pray for my keyboard!

I have been recently informed by sister tahita, that there is a possibility that my keyboard is posessed by a demon. What should I do to get rid of this demon? Maybe this is the reason i've been saying so many bad things about jesus.

Tithe now!

[handofgod]

I have been recently informed by sister tahita, that there is a possibility that my keyboard is posessed by a demon. What should I do to get rid of this demon? Maybe this is the reason i've been saying so many bad things about jesus.