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  • please pray for my memory

    I wanted to ask some question but I forgot that question. Pray!
    "Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me" -- Faaabulous President Bush, May 27, 2004

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    Re: please pray for my memory

    Have y'all gotten saved yet? I'm sure the Lord could cure that memory of yours, mister narrow.
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      Re: please pray for my memory

      You are very kind, Miss Maisy.
      Actually, you can call me Pathy.
      i'm looking forward to meeting you in Heaven.
      "Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me" -- Faaabulous President Bush, May 27, 2004

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        Re: please pray for my memory

        Well, Mister Pathy, sir, are y'all a Saved True Christian™ yet? If so, then y'all will indeed get to meet myself and the rest of the Saved® in heaven. I trust y'all are Saved®, sir?
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          Re: please pray for my memory

          Originally posted by narrowpathy View Post
          I wanted to ask some question but I forgot that question. Pray!
          I think I remembered it for you. You wanted to ask what you might do to avoid being banned, wasn't that it?

          By the way, the answer is, pray (think) before you post.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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