Please pray for my wife

[narrowpathy]

I cannot lock her in a prayer locker, I cannot beat her - it would be spousal abuse by the laws of the atheist society I am forced to live in, so all that is left to me is pray that sweet Jesus will change her way of thinking.
Please pray that my wife will become a rational human being and will agree to a new tithing schedule.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Please pray for my wife

I cannot lock her in a prayer locker, I cannot beat her - it would be spousal abuse by the laws of the atheist society I am forced to live in, so all that is left to me is pray that sweet Jesus will change her way of thinking.
Please pray that my wife will become a rational human being and will agree to a new tithing schedule.

Oh pleassssseeee. You are such a wuss. Be a man for the love of GOD.

Zeke and I aren't even married (yet) and he has given me a few shiners. I deserved them. I either didn't make a proper crease in his shirt sleeves when ironing or over cooked his steak. I took it like a real True Christian and never even whimpered.

If you truly loved her, you would give her the beating of her life. Go knock the love of JESUS in her like any man of GOD would do. How else is she supposed to learn?

Pansy.

[narrowpathy]

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Her ex beat her, and she divorced him and then I was commanded to marry her
Hosea 1:2
The beginning of the word of the LORD by Hosea. And the LORD said to Hosea, Go, take unto thee a wife of whoredoms and children of whoredoms: for the land hath committed great whoredom, departing from the LORD.

[Miss Maisie]

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Sister Thumper speaks wisely. You need to be a man, Mister Pathy. God commands you to discipline your wife! And that means that you do it, not a butch lezbean with a whip who you're paid.

[Justina Thyme]

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Amen, sisters. Let the atheists do it their way, such as it is; we all know it doesn't work (just look around).

Praying is good, but also keep in mind the wise words of Benjamin Franklin, one of our blesses country's Christian Founding Fathers, who said: "God helps those who help themselves."

You may want to start slowly, by just taking her over your knee for a few swats. And then next time, a few more, and a few more, and then faster, and a few more and faster and more and faster--er, I'm sure you get my drift.

God will guide your righteous hand and lead you both to Glory!

[narrowpathy]

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TY for the advice, but we have anti-abuse laws around here, and Jesus also said 'Give to the Caesar', meaning you pay the taxes and observe the laws;
now if I could postpone my thithing and have a holiday in Freehold, then I hope my wife's behaviour would change for the better.