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In hurts when I bump it against a hard surface. Thanks in advance.
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Re: Please pray for my hangnail.
Haven't you got something more serious than that for us to Pray for?Originally posted by By_Reason_Alone View Post
A Malignant Tumor or a serious fatal illness is more to my liking.
Makes it so much more worthwhile.
Now, run along with your hangnail and come back here with something serious.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Please pray for my hangnail.
are you a platinum-tither?Originally posted by By_Reason_Alone View Post"Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me" -- Faaabulous President Bush, May 27, 2004Comment
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Re: Please pray for my hangnail.
Mr Unreasonable,Originally posted by By_Reason_Alone View Post
why don't you go to the introduction page and propose yourself properly?
Tell a little about yourself, your sins, your life so far and especially why Jesus has sent you to his favorite forum.
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Re: Please pray for my hangnail.
I think I'll pray for your soul first, as any booboos you get right now are the least of your worries.Originally posted by By_Reason_Alone View PostPosted via Prayer
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Re: Please pray for my hangnail.
I'm praying for you to bump lots and lots of hard surfaces. And then to have hangnails covering every single part of your body, including the insides of your orifaces. So that you repent and accept Christ, of course.
P.S. Mark 9:47: "And if your eye causes you to sin, pluck it out. It is better for you to enter the kingdom of God with one eye than to have two eyes and be thrown into hell."
If your hangnail is causing you to commit sins (such as wasting our God-given time) PLUCK IT OUT!Disagree? By failing to register and debate me, you prove that liberals are factless frauds who only persuade through intimidation. To prove otherwise, debate me!
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Re: Please pray for my hangnail.
I don't know if your are straight or queer, but I pray for hangnails to grow inside your rectum, just in case."Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me" -- Faaabulous President Bush, May 27, 2004Comment
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