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    Let us pray for Tania the harlot.

    Friends,

    On my never ending searches for picturespeople to save, I stumbled upon this blog.

    This confused girl, who ran for office last year in the fictional country of Belgium, is going to commit suicide, and has decided to comment on the proces in her 90 day blog.

    I feel it is our duty to try and bring her closer to Baby Jesus, and I hope that our prayers will make her see the errors of her way.

    I hope you will join me in prayer, as this harlot has only 79 days left before she meets Satan and his barbed front-bottom.

    AMEN!

    YIC

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    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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  • #2
    Re: Let us pray for Tania the harlot.

    can we just wait a few weeks?
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • #3
      Re: Let us pray for Tania the harlot.

      What's funny though is that my elder sister is expecting a baby in less than three months; and she's this very spiritual person, she's into astral projection, tarrot reading, reincarnation, the whole shebang, so if I
      The spiritual sister is a witch. So maybe it would be a good thing if she offed herself after killing her sister.

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      • #4
        Re: Let us pray for Tania the harlot.

        Our Father, Who art in heaven,
        Hallowed be Thy Name.
        Thy Kingdom come.
        Thy Will be done, on earth as it is in Heaven. Give us this day our daily bread.
        And forgive us our trespasses,
        as we forgive those who trespass against us.
        And lead us not into temptation,
        but deliver us from evil. Amen.


        If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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        • #5
          Re: Let us pray for Tania the harlot.

          Originally posted by Seeker View Post
          Our Father, Who art in heaven,
          Hallowed be Thy Name.
          Thy Kingdom come.
          Thy Will be done, on earth as it is in Heaven. Give us this day our daily bread.
          And forgive us our trespasses,
          as we forgive those who trespass against us.
          And lead us not into temptation,
          but deliver us from evil. For Thine is the Kingdom, the Power and the Glory, forever and ever.* Amen.
          *: Why does everyone forget that part?
          This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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          • #6
            Re: Let us pray for Tania the harlot.

            Originally posted by Undecided View Post
            *: Why does everyone forget that part?
            Maybe I did a bad copy and paste job and forgot the lyrics?

            If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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            • #7
              Re: Let us pray for Tania the harlot.

              It would be more like this though as that is just a modle prayer for us. The Catholics use it literally.

              Dear Jesus,

              I come before your throne boldly and ask that Tania be filled with your love. Please show her how much you love her and how the Devil has control of her life. I rebuke you Satan in the name of Jesus. Whatever be loosed in Heaven be loosed on Earth. Or something like that. I claim Tania your child, thank you Lord.

              I thank you for your many blessings. Praise be your name. times seven. Amen. *hugs*

              If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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              • #8
                Re: Let us pray for Tania the harlot.

                Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                can we just wait a few weeks?
                Good question, and I think the answer is: no. This woman has commited so many whoredoms (like promising to perform fellatio* on 40.000 men just to get elected).

                I think it's going to take our Pastors a few weeks to completely fill her up with the love of Jesus. PRAISE!

                * for the True Christian(TM) ladies: fellation means "being friendly to" and is a contraction of "fella" - man - and "relation".
                Psalm 81:10:
                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                • #9
                  Re: Let us pray for Tania the harlot.

                  I looked over that site and came across a youtube video in which she models outfits she feels are suitable for the ocassion of suicide. Well, her horrible acting job made me suspicious, not to mention that the whole shameful mess was nothing more than an excuse to show off her dirty pillows. She was clearly overacting the "I'm a pitiful, addle brained, depressed and morbid gothtard" stare throughout the whole video. I mean, seriously, who really makes dumb pitiful faces like that?

                  http://youtube.com/user/AtheneWins


                  She's a wanton trollop who plays online games like that Warcraft nonsense and probably has all kinds of cyber sex orgies with 12 year old goblins, elves, and trolls. She probaly even plays as a male and female characters which makes her a cyber whore, transexual, sodomite, cross dresser, pedophile, and lesbian. She's even from Belgium, which explains her retardation.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Let us pray for Tania the harlot.

                    Originally posted by Joshua Brooks View Post
                    She's even from Belgium, which explains her retardation.
                    I'm glad you noticed I mean Mr. Brooks.

                    Yes, this woman (if we can call her that) will stoop at nothing! I mean, there are even Mooslims in her "team", and one of her goals seems to be making "Intellectual Porn". Pah!

                    No wonder she wants to commit suicide.

                    Still, Jesus tells me that the souls who are the hardest to save can suddenly become the most blessed - once they understand what Salvation® REALLY means.

                    I'm counting on you, Mr. Brooks, as an almost ex-Nigra, to join me in prayers. So put down that watermelon (yes I saw that! ) and get on your knees, just like I hope the rest of us (And Tania) will do.

                    Dear LORD! Let us prey on pray for Tania, so that she finally might see the error of her ways, and joins our community with all her heart, mind, spirits, and joy.

                    AMEN!
                    Psalm 81:10:
                    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Let us pray for Tania the harlot.

                      Dear baby Jesus.
                      Save this midget Tania from satan's rape rooms, and enter her darkened heart.
                      Save her from the demon of suicide and all manners of sin, and let her get to know you.
                      Save her from herself, good Lord.
                      Thy will be done. Amen.
                      If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                      A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                      Proverbs 9:12-13

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                      • #12
                        Re: Let us pray for Tania the harlot.

                        Is it wise to encourage Tania's self-aggrandizement?

                        Would it not be better to encourage her in other, more constructive ways?

                        JennyD zei... Hi, Tania!

                        God wants to know why you're such a pathetic attention whore . . . if you want to off yourself, be done with it, and begin your descent into eternal torment for the unforgiven sin of murder right away.
                        18 februari 2008 23:35
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                        • #13
                          Re: Let us pray for Tania the harlot.

                          Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                          Is it wise to encourage Tania's self-aggrandizement?

                          Would it not be better to encourage her in other, more constructive ways?
                          I have been thinking about your question for a few days, but I haven't come up with better ideas.

                          At the moment, things are even worse and she considers to become a porn star at the moment.Before she kills herself.

                          Do not click on the link to the blog if you don't have your Landover Baptist Family Filter on highest security settings!

                          Link.

                          We need to double our efforts friends.
                          Psalm 81:10:
                          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Let us pray for Tania the harlot.

                            I'm just not sure I feel comfortable with the idea of praying for a Belgican not to die. It's just too weird.
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Let us pray for Tania the harlot.

                              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                              I'm just not sure I feel comfortable with the idea of praying for a Belgican not to die. It's just too weird.
                              Brother, I hear what you are saying. But can't we make her an ex-Belgiummer, like I soon will be?
                              Psalm 81:10:
                              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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