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    Please pray for Princess001 - she appears to have fallen into the hands of a monster who's deciding whom she should touch and no doubt where and how often. I do hope she is still pure, but I am concerned for her. It is very sad.

    John 8:36 If the Sonne therfore shall make you free, ye shall be free indeed. ©1611

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    Re: touching things

    Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
    Please pray for Princess001 - she appears to have fallen into the hands of a monster who's deciding whom she should touch and no doubt where and how often. I do hope she is still pure, but I am concerned for her. It is very sad.

    John 8:36 If the Sonne therfore shall make you free, ye shall be free indeed. ©1611
    Thank you for your concern!! I promise I'm still pure!

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    • #3
      Re: touching things

      I know it'll go against your nature, but mighten I suggest y'all touch the Godly but grab reall hard onto the evil. Pinch even.
      You might just save a sinner, 'cause I'd imagine a unpure think'in feller's first words to you will be: "Oh My God". A good start down that path to our savior.

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      • #4
        Re: touching things

        Originally posted by Chezund Rice View Post
        I know it'll go against your nature, but mighten I suggest y'all touch the Godly but grab reall hard onto the evil. Pinch even.
        You might just save a sinner, 'cause I'd imagine a unpure think'in feller's first words to you will be: "Oh My God". A good start down that path to our savior.
        We are trying to save Miss 001.

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        • #5
          Re: touching things

          Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
          We are trying to save Miss 001.
          Beg'in your pardon Ma'am, but I took what you said -

          she appears to have fallen into the hands of a monster who's deciding whom she should touch and no doubt where and how often
          to mean she had a need of our help a-fight'in this here monster. Pray'in to God's a fine thing, but squeez'in a man's coconuts real hard will get quicker results.

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          • #6
            Re: touching things

            Originally posted by Chezund Rice View Post
            Beg'in your pardon Ma'am, but I took what you said -



            to mean she had a need of our help a-fight'in this here monster. Pray'in to God's a fine thing, but squeez'in a man's coconuts real hard will get quicker results.
            In some cases, it will get a woman's hand cut off.

            Deuteronomy 25:11-12

            11 When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets:

            12 Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • #7
              Re: touching things

              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
              In some cases, it will get a woman's hand cut off.
              Deuteronomy 25:11-12

              11 When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets:

              12 Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her.
              Thanks for bringing up a very painful episode of my life.
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              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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              • #8
                Re: touching things

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Thanks for bringing up a very painful episode of my life.
                Sorry about that, Lefty!


                Oh, wait, you meant you got grabbed . . . my bad.
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • #9
                  Re: touching things

                  Originally posted by Chezund Rice View Post
                  Pray'in to God's a fine thing
                  Amen!

                  squeez'in a man's coconuts real hard will get quicker results.
                  I'm afraid tropical agriculture is outside my area. This is the prayer request forum and I was concerned that someone was deciding whom Miss 001 should touch, and it seemed that whoever it is was not following God's word in the matter. I have no opinion on what she should do if a legitimate owner (such as the father) required her to touch something inappropriate - should she obey him or not? It is a question for the Pastors really but that is no reason to eschew prayer for her redemption. Amen?

                  Isaiah 51:11 Therefore the redeemed of the Lord shall returne, and come with singing vnto Zion, and euerlasting ioy shalbe vpon their head: they shall obtaine gladnesse and ioy, and sorrow and mourning shall flee away.
                  ©1611

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                  • #10
                    Re: touching things

                    Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                    I have no opinion on what she should do if a legitimate owner (such as the father) required her to touch something inappropriate - should she obey him or not? It is a question for the Pastors really but that is no reason to eschew prayer for her redemption.
                    Amen to that. It's best for the Sister to show her Pastor, several times if necessary, before taking action.

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