[Voll_EQ]

Re: Please pray for my willpower (or smarter Atheists)

Have you any idea how uneven the floor is where my table is situated?

Put your head under the table?

[I am not Saved]

Re: Please pray for my willpower (or smarter Atheists)

Please, pray for me.

I joined this forum to better myself, and gain a deeper understanding of the Bible, and thus gain a better understanding of how I'm supposed to live my life.

I did find plenty of kind people who guided me on my path, but I did also find horrible sinners: A harlot, a so-called "furry" who wanted nothing in life but to rape ponies, and several "Scientists" who imagined they had all the answers.

Instead of ignoring their mad ramblings whispered in their ear by Satan, as I should have done as a junior member, I thought they may see the light if I pointed out how they were contradicting themselves constantly, and how their understanding of the Science faith was flawed beyond imagination.

Imagine, one even thought that that silly made-up notion of "gravity" was produced by spinning an object really fast! I thought if I could show him that even other Satan-worshiping Scientists believed that was ridiculous, he would see that the Bible gives more clear and more understandable answers to every question he may have. This obviously didn't work.

My temper got the better of me, and I fear this may have influenced my rhetoric qualities, calling them names, and insulting them, thus preventing me from saving those heathens from the pit of Hell.

I of course immediately flogged myself like Colossians 3:5 prescribes, since I had put the light of my conviction under the basket of my anger, failing my duty (Luke 11:33,Matthew 5:16).

Since this may have been a sin, and true Christians cannot sin, I am obviously not one yet, so God will not hear my prayers.

Would you all please pray for my salvation in my stead? And guidance of the Lord to shine my light the brightest?

NO

[Voll_EQ]

Re: Please pray for my willpower (or smarter Atheists)

NO

SHAME ON YOU !!!!!

When a person ask for help in the name of God, you refuse to help him?

Hebrews 13:16

But to do good and to communicate forget not: for with such sacrifices God is well pleased.

Philippians 2:4

Look not every man on his own things, but every man also on the things of others.


Dear Friend, Dear Thomas Dalton, you are still in my prayers

Matthew 5:16

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven.

[I am not Saved]

Re: Please pray for my willpower (or smarter Atheists)

SHAME ON YOU !!!!!

When a person ask for help in the name of God, you refuse to help him?

Hebrews 13:16

But to do good and to communicate forget not: for with such sacrifices God is well pleased.

Philippians 2:4

Look not every man on his own things, but every man also on the things of others.


Dear Friend, Dear Thomas Dalton, you are still in my prayers

Matthew 5:16

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven.

It was a joke, and I got a bloomin infraction. For God's sake, WTF?

[Voll_EQ]

Re: Please pray for my willpower (or smarter Atheists)

It was a joke, and I got a bloomin infraction. For God's sake, WTF?

1. Joke sektion you will find here: Good, Clean Christian Jokes

2. To see your infraction click on it, it sayes: Poor composition skills (i guess that 1 word in a post is to little?)

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Please pray for my willpower (or smarter Atheists)

It was a joke, and I got a bloomin infraction. For God's sake, WTF?

This is a Christian church's private discussion forum, not 4chan.

Go away, God-mocking troll.