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  • Pray for Sister Blither

    Welcome to God's favorite Forum Sister Blither.

    I am Praying for your Salvation.

    I think she needs it

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41




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    Re: Pray for Sister Blither

    I believe you're right, Sister Talitha, but s/he surely is a recalcitrant little critter!

    But I'll try.
    Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

    1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

    A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
    Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

    LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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    • #3
      Re: Pray for Sister Blither

      Why?

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      • #4
        Re: Pray for Sister Blither

        Originally posted by Captain Planet View Post
        Why?
        This is a question I am often asked. Usually, however, the questioner usually gives me slightly more of a clue the nature of what they are asking.

        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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        • #5
          Re: Pray for Sister Blither

          Hey sister Talitha, I like the cut off your jib, as we say in Scotland. If you ever veture over the ocean please send me word and I'll be sure to be a most humble host.

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          • #6
            Re: Pray for Sister Blither

            Originally posted by Jim Bob View Post
            Hey sister Talitha, I like the cut off your jib, as we say in Scotland. If you ever veture over the ocean please send me word and I'll be sure to be a most humble host.
            Well, that's very kind of you Jim Bob.
            I travel the world a lot with the Pastors as they teach Unsaved Trash such as yourself about Jesus.
            I usually travel with 5 Security people as well as a driver, a personal assistant, a fashion adviser, a food taster and my personal gunsmith.
            Would your modest council house have enough room?

            Sister Talitha

            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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            • #7
              Re: Pray for Sister Blither

              Thank you the advance warning, I'll have the maid make up the guesthouse. For a christian you are perhaps a little quick to jump to conclusions.

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              • #8
                Re: Pray for Sister Blither

                Originally posted by Jim Bob View Post
                Thank you the advance warning, I'll have the maid make up the guesthouse. For a christian you are perhaps a little quick to jump to conclusions.
                I made my own conclusion based on your status within God's favorite Forum and the fact that so far the DOF have no record of you making Loving Donations to Jesus.
                Salvation through Landover Baptist Church is the only Salvation that comes with a money back guarantee.

                Perhaps you can prove me wrong?
                I hope so

                Sister Talitha

                Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                • #9
                  Re: Pray for Sister Blither

                  Originally posted by Captain Planet View Post
                  Why?
                  The question tells us more about the goodness of Sister Talitha. Always hoping prayer will save some worthless sinners like that little b***h from being sent to hell as she obvious was asking for.

                  Praise you Sister Talitha!


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                  • #10
                    Re: Pray for Sister Blither

                    Originally posted by Captain Planet View Post
                    Why?
                    The question tells us more about the goodness of Sister Talitha. Always hoping prayer will save some worthless sinners like that little b***h from being sent to hell as she obvious was asking for.

                    Praise you Sister Talitha!


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                    • #11
                      Re: Pray for Sister Blither

                      Originally posted by Juliette View Post
                      The question tells us more about the goodness of Sister Talitha. Always hoping prayer will save some worthless sinners like that little b***h from being sent to hell as she obvious was asking for.

                      Praise you Sister Talitha!
                      Praise back at Ya Sister.
                      It makes work here so much more worthwhile when True Christians(tm) like us appreciate one another

                      Sister Talitha

                      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                      • #12
                        Re: Pray for Sister Blither

                        Who is this sister blither, and what did she do?

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                        • #13
                          Re: Pray for Sister Blither

                          Originally posted by Jim Bob View Post
                          Who is this sister blither, and what did she do?
                          A Feminazi Bitch who should know her place as a Woman.
                          For some reason she never came back to thank me.

                          Sister Talitha

                          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                          • #14
                            Re: Pray for Sister Blither

                            Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                            A Feminazi Bitch who should know her place as a Woman.
                            For some reason she never came back to thank me.
                            I can imagine her husband being some kind of lieberal who never actually told her what her place is.

                            I guess she even has a job of her own instead of staying home and taking care of the household...


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