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    Please Pray for it to Stop Raining at the Daytona 500

    America's Race(c) is currently in a rain delay. Maybe the Lord doesn't realize that so many True Christians™ are NASCAR fans. So if a few of you other TCs could pray with me, maybe that would be enough to get the race going. I'm getting tired of watching all the stupid time-killing interviews!
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    Tags: danica patrick, daytona 500, nascar, woman, women
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    Re: Please Pray for it to Stop Raining at the Daytona 500

    Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
    America's Race© is currently in a rain delay. Maybe the Lord doesn't realize that so many True Christians™ are NASCAR fans. So if a few of you other TCs could pray with me, maybe that would be enough to get the race going. I'm getting tired of watching all the stupid time-killing interviews!
    Amen. And I'm especially interested in seeing how Rick Santorum's "come from behind" strategy works out for him.
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    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #3
      Re: Please Pray for it to Stop Raining at the Daytona 500

      Gosh darnit! It's CANCELLED until tomorrow!

      We must not have prayed in time for them to get the track dried!

      And that means I won't get to see it since I have to fly tomorrow!
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        Re: Please Pray for it to Stop Raining at the Daytona 500

        Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
        Gosh darnit! It's CANCELLED until tomorrow!
        Probably for the best, Brother. I can't imagine why they let that slut amateur Danica Patrick race with real professionals, but a woman driving in the rain would have been certain disaster. I like to think it was the right call.

        In Christ
        Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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        • #5
          Re: Please Pray for it to Stop Raining at the Daytona 500

          Something is terribly wrong!

          The Lord MUST be angry at the NASCAR. It's STILL raining in Daytona Beach. The race won't start until 7:00pm local time tonight! You read that right, the Great American Race(c), which has NEVER been postponed for a whole day, is now going to be a night race on a MONDAY!

          It's a sad day for America when Jesus is even mad at something as holy as the NASCAR. I wonder what they did to make the Lord so mad?!?
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          • #6
            Re: Please Pray for it to Stop Raining at the Daytona 500

            Pbbbffft. Get rain tires and deal with it like the rest of the racing world does.

            Wimps.

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            • #7
              Re: Please Pray for it to Stop Raining at the Daytona 500

              You cannot participate in NASCAR in the rain. The grill gets wet and the ribs do not cook right. God will not part the drops on race day, He has more important (hard to beleive, I know) things to do like punish sinners.

              The race is on for 7 PM.!!!!!
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • #8
                Re: Please Pray for it to Stop Raining at the Daytona 500

                Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                Probably for the best, Brother. I can't imagine why they let that slut amateur Danica Patrick race with real professionals, but a woman driving in the rain would have been certain disaster. I like to think it was the right call.

                In Christ
                You were right in spades--she crashed after two laps.

                "Court records show Patrick has received several speeding tickets: High-profile driver Danica Patrick paid a $196 fine to settle a speeding ticket after she was caught going 54 mph in a 35 mph zone last month in Scottsdale, Ariz.

                Patrick, who in April became the first woman to win an IRL IndyCar Series race, was due in traffic court next week but paid the fine Wednesday, a Scottsdale City Court clerk said.

                Patrick, 26, was pulled over by Scottsdale police Dec. 9 in her hometown while driving a 2007 Mercedes. A year ago, she was ticketed for driving 57 mph in a 40 mph zone in Scottsdale and was ordered to attend traffic school.

                Scottsdale court records show the recent tickets are among several she has received in the past three years."

                And she's supposed to be a good driver?
                Come climb my mountains.

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                • #9
                  Re: Please Pray for it to Stop Raining at the Daytona 500

                  NASCAR - as fun as watching paint dry.

                  Oh, wait - that's what they're doing right now .

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